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[Vorter_X_]

Washington - Now we know how to drink and drive!!!!!
Body: From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside of a bar in washington. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off -- it was a fine, dry summer night -- flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all !!!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud WASHINTONIAN, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[Kyrie]

I'd take him in, anyway. All that crap he was doing was proof enough to take him down and run the full array of tests, just to make sure.
Then book him for being in accessory to a crime. I hate fork tards that drink and drive.

[Vorter_X_]

What do you mean by this fark? Did you mean to say fark?

[Kyrie]

There's a swear filter in place. It changes your words for you. So, unless you go against the forum rules by circumventing the filter, yes, that's what you'll say when you swear.

[JayJay]

My friend got caught drinking and driving down at Eastern Illinois one night.  He was drunk off his ass and supposedly ran a stop sign.  He refused to take the breathalyzer and any of the tests, so he failed automatically.  He got a lawyer, and won his case.

[ShortStuff102]

hey kyrie i got a dui... almost had two i crashed a car on the expressway all perced up lol ditched the car and jumped off the side of the highway and ran off :-D

[ShortStuff102]

are you a cop kyrie