Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of Professor Poopy pants!" by Dav Pilkey: In it,
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names. Here's how...
Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name:
* a = poopsie
* b = lumpy
* c = buttercup
* d = gidget
* e = crusty
* f = greasy
* g = fluffy
* h = cheeseball
* i = chim-chim
* j = stinky
* k = flunky
* l = boobie
* m = pinky
* n = zippy
* o = goober
* p = doofus
* q = slimy
* r = loopy
* s = snotty
* t = tootie
* u = dorkey
* v = squeezit
* w = oprah
* x = skipper
* y = dinky
* z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name:
* a = apple
* b = toilet
* c = giggle
* d = burger
* e = girdle
* f = barf
* g = lizard
* h = waffle
* i = cootie
* j = monkey
* k = potty
* l = liver
* m = banana
* n = rhino
* o = bubble
* p = hamster
* q = toad
* r = gizzard
* s = pizza
* t = gerbil
* u = chicken
* v = pickle
* w = chuckle
* x = tofu
* y = gorilla
* z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:
* a = head
* b = mouth
* c = face
* d = nose
* e = tush
* f = breath
* g = pants
* h = shorts
* i = lips
* j = honker
* k = butt
* l = brain
* m = tushie
* n = chunks
* o = hiney
* p = biscuits
* q = toes
* r = buns
* s = fanny
* t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles
* v = kisser
* w = squirt
* x = humperdinck
* y = brains
* z = juice
