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« on: November 8, 2003 04:59 AM GMT »
Yea, I didn't feel like making 2 new topics. So I stuck to unrelated things together.

1.) I haven't been keeping up with the news lately, but has there been any recent action with Kazaa on downloading music, lately, the number of songs have seemed to dramatically decline. Is it just me, timing, or did they do something?

2.) Funny joke. :D

The Call Home
(((ring )))
(((((((((ring-g-g-g-g)))))))))))

"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy. Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!"
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do.  Put down the phone,
run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I
did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out
the front window and now she's dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too and he was all scared and
he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must
have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
he
hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead, too."
***long pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ......Is this 555-7039?"


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« Reply #1 on: November 8, 2003 05:16 AM GMT »
Wow!  Damn!  That was like... rough!  It hurt to laugh at that one, lol.
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« Reply #2 on: November 8, 2003 06:21 AM GMT »
#2  ouch!

#1  I heard that the RIAA is suing people which it has tracked downloading files through Kazza... so a lot of people are probably scared and not using it any more. :-/

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« Reply #3 on: November 8, 2003 07:08 AM GMT »
Not unless you use the good stuff:



*gotta use the IP blocker updater to keep the bad IP's (RIAA) from seeing you.  It also doesnt allow the bad guys to see all the files that you got (which makes it very difficult for RIAA to get much on you)*
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« Reply #4 on: November 8, 2003 07:16 AM GMT »
Hmm.. cool... ;-)

Too bad they still tried to sue that old man, and they searched his house to find he didn't even own a computer, much less anything that would play an MP3 or a CD. :-p hehehe.  Let's just hope they don't do BS like that and catch ya! ;-)
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« Reply #5 on: November 8, 2003 07:24 AM GMT »
I'll smash my hard drives before the RIAA gets inside my house.
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« Reply #6 on: November 8, 2003 02:15 PM GMT »
All eight of them, in my case.

Anyhow, there's like 680 million files still being shared.  Switch nodes, the one you're on may suck
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« Reply #7 on: November 8, 2003 03:37 PM GMT »
What do I change?  Do I change the network name?
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« Reply #8 on: November 9, 2003 10:26 PM GMT »
has anyone downloaded the new kazaa? it disabled that function where it refreshes all downloads every _ seconds. The new one just goes one by one and it is SO SLOW. does anyone know how to revive that old function? thanks
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« Reply #9 on: November 9, 2003 11:14 PM GMT »
Yeah how about you just get kazaa lite.  Regular Kazaa is the ghay.

http://ge8.edskes.com/klitekpp243e.exe
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2003 12:37 AM GMT »
Yeah, Iv'e been using K-Lite since version 1 (I would never.. EVER switch to regular kazaa-- K-Lite gets rid of all spyware and has a ton of cool features like the ones Darwin showed!)
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2003 01:01 AM GMT »
But is that RIAA block 100% fool proof? I wouldn't want to take the chance
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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2003 02:20 AM GMT »
Well they use several different methods of blocking them, such as blocking the IPs, disabling others from being able to look at your files, and disabling known ports for scanning--those methods coupled with the 0.1% chance that the RIAA would search YOU out of the millions of people who use kazaa give you a very very small chance of being caught.
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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2003 02:47 AM GMT »
More than that, it can help you get non-RIAA screwed up songs.  The purposely screwed MP3s are spreading like AIDS
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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2003 06:27 AM GMT »
Thanks Darwin, that helped. =X
I have KazaaLite, but I've never even looked at the options. Funny how it says Corrupt File sometimes and still works...

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