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Darwin

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Those apple switch ads...
« on: May 9, 2005 02:13 am CDT »
So I'm bored at 2:00AM, so I pull up some of those old apple switch ads.

Its funny how they lure people in, blowing a windows problem out of proportion and proclaiming the macs on a godly level.  Granted, windows has problems, but none of the problems that these people have seem like ANY of us forum members couldnt fix in less than 5 minutes.

Here are my favorites... the ones where I mutter forktard when I hear them jabber on...


http://pulsar.esm.psu.edu/Faculty/Gray/ ... r_m480.mov

http://pulsar.esm.psu.edu/Faculty/Gray/ ... o_m480.mov  (Windows user for over 15 years?!?!)

http://pulsar.esm.psu.edu/Faculty/Gray/ ... s_m480.mov  (the funniest in my opinion)

http://pulsar.esm.psu.edu/Faculty/Gray/ ... e_m480.mov  (hahahaha.  Funny how he says his has never crashed.  My neighbors G4's crash several times a day.)

http://pulsar.esm.psu.edu/Faculty/Gray/ ... s_m480.mov    (funny how the new OSX Tiger has been frustrating LAN administrators everywhere because of incompatabilities)

http://pulsar.esm.psu.edu/Faculty/Gray/ ... r_m480.mov

http://pulsar.esm.psu.edu/Faculty/Gray/ ... t_m480.mov

And last but definately not least:   http://www.roosterteeth.com/archive/dow ... hp/?id=499
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« Reply #1 on: May 9, 2005 07:59 am CDT »
i will never touch a mac again. the last one i used crashed all the time and i could never restart it. i had to completly unplug the damn thing. i hate hate hate macs.
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« Reply #2 on: May 9, 2005 08:41 am CDT »
I've hated macs ever since one scarred me as a child. I was in a computer store with my Mom when I came across my very first mac and tried to exit "windows" to get to the DOS prompt... of course, I couldn't find it. I said "mommy, mommy, where's DOS" and she told me macs didn't have DOS. :(

I hate macs. Yes, OS X too.
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« Reply #3 on: May 9, 2005 09:52 am CDT »
your sig says you're listening ot matt good. yay cookie for you!
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« Reply #4 on: May 9, 2005 10:48 am CDT »
My biggest gripe about the mac is how difficult it is to switch between applications.  The Windows and Linux taskbars display every thing you are running, and you can switch easily (or alt tab if you are like me).

On a mac, its no wonder the sell those gigantic displays.  My neighbor who has a 25+ incher using an Apple G4 has one because he doesnt like to have a window on top of another!  Going full screen means that when you need to switch applications, you have to minimize, shrink, move, or completely close the application on top of it.  This is the only reason why apple is the worst multitasking machine ever.
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« Reply #5 on: May 9, 2005 11:19 pm CDT »
matthew good band is teh win.

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2005 05:59 pm CDT »
i love the roosterteeth one.  thats just really a parody of a mac switch ad
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2005 06:29 pm CDT »
Ellen Feiss is retarded.  The problem she described is impossible unless she forked it up herself.  And even then, the beeping wouldn't be realistic.
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2005 06:40 pm CDT »
pressing multiple buttons causes a beeping sound to come out of the comp i can only imagine what happened lol
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2005 10:15 pm CDT »
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2005 10:29 pm CDT »
I like Macs. Much <3 to my iPod.

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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2005 09:19 am CDT »
Best thing about the apple store are the bags they put your merch in after you buy.  They are just plain cool.


Wonder how long it'll be til your 4G ipod batteries get less than an hour of juice.
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2005 04:03 pm CDT »
I thought they no longer used that faulty lithium polymer battery pack.
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2005 07:06 pm CDT »
hey part why you want to know peoples paypal account?
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2005 08:52 pm CDT »
I don't villman.  I was just bored and decided to send a dollar to the first person.  And I sent a dollar to Viral when he replied.
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