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Rbin Williams Plan to appease the Masses
« on: May 14, 2003 03:25 AM GMT »
This is what Robin Williams has to say:





I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.

We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day
visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would
be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide
here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want
a piece of me?'" - Robin Williams
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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2003 03:45 AM GMT »
If I had control over this country.. Hell.. Watch out cheaters!
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2003 03:52 AM GMT »
Wait, wasnt Robin Williams the guy that made a medical building with legs and a door for a vagina?  LoL, j/k.


One needs to consider that a nation can destroy itself without our help.  In black hawk down, untethered illegal actions of a leader led to the cut off of food to the people by a dictator, leading to mass starvation and death amongst the civilians.


Another example is Germany post WWI and post WWII.  Because we did not look into the affairs of the german people and the fact that the League of Nations had no military power behind it, The Axis powers were able to take as they pleased until we bailed Europe out.


Sometimes I feel like Rush Limbaugh...
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2003 04:01 AM GMT »
Thats not true Darwin..

We didn't do anything because we became isolationists after WW1.

The reason France and Britain didn't do anything right away, because Hitler was making demands to get back the land Germany lost after WW1
They didn't want to start a fight with Hitler, because they were afrade of a war.. They wanted to avoid one at all costs.
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2003 04:03 AM GMT »
That is what I mean, Undergod.  We stayed out of other countries' affairs and did not punish those who commited political crimes post WWII.
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2003 04:06 AM GMT »
Yes we did post WW2.

In fact.. The US is really the only country who stopped the holocaust.

All Stalin's troops did, was fork them and drop them.

Of course then led into the Cold war with Russia, but that is something completely different
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2003 04:14 AM GMT »
Exactly, but that was after we were in the country.  The league of nations had no power behind it, and so we had to go in to take care of the problems ourselves.


This reflects what we have today.  Although we were not directly attacked by Iraq, there is evidence that the counries leaders have contacts to Al-Quida.  We have a unstable world government association (UN) that doesnt really back us.


After the experiences our country has been through, Im sure that we were in no way going to allow such a risk as to allow these tyrannical leaders to convince their people that suicide bombing americans is good for much longer.
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2003 04:20 AM GMT »
Quote from: "Darwin"
One needs to consider that a nation can destroy itself without our help.  In black hawk down, untethered illegal actions of a leader led to the cut off of food to the people by a dictator, leading to mass starvation and death amongst the civilians.


Exactly what are you trying to say with the first sentence? It sounds a lot like you're saying that without the assistance of the US, nations destroy themselves.

And, you're forgetting that what happened in Black Hawk Down had little to no affect on Aidid. He was only removed from power four years later when he was wounded and killed in a street battle.

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And how exactly is the UN "unstable"?
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2003 04:39 AM GMT »
good little list
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2003 06:14 AM GMT »
Oops, sorry, the UN isnt unstable.  How should I put this, cause I cant find the word for it....

Ok, they failed to see the threat that Suddam is a highly dangerous leader that most likely would carry out attacks on the US and its allies.  I mean, cmon, we now have evidence linking them with Al Quida.


Oh, and sorry, it isnt true that without the prescense of US gvmt that nations destroy themselves.  I mean to say that "some countries" would probably be in much worse shape without the aid of the US military.
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2003 09:57 AM GMT »
They know that he has them.

The only problem is,

A: They think Bush is only doing this because daddy couldn't

B: Bush is doing it for the oil

C: Hell, the whole point of the UN at first was to prevent war.
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2003 10:55 AM GMT »
Is To Stupid To Jump Into Convo But, Is Taking UG's Side :-D
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2003 12:04 PM GMT »
Don't be a troll.

I think that it was funny how France and Germany and Russia denied helping us in the war, yet they supplied the Iraqi military with armored vehicles and airplanes.

I don't think oil is the main thing, but it could be a high factor.  Hell, I am actually glad someone else besides Saddam is selling oil and making tons of money used just for terrorising any country he feels.  But I think that it is a good think for the Iraqi people that wanted to be free.

This mp3 clip originally posted by Crash *thanx crash* is of an Iraqi immigrant that explains why the war is good for their country.
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/pellinghelli ... 031003.mp3
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Gotta love SBC with their 6Mbps tier for 45$
(Yes, on their site it only shows 3Mbps, but it is actually 6Mbps, I would know :)).


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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2003 08:04 PM GMT »
Ha, now that is a reply that I should have made.

I am in computer class, and before we begin my comp teacher normally quotes somebody famous.

Today he quoted JFK.  I, uh, forgot the quote, but it was that action is better than inaction and allowing the foe to fester.
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2003 08:30 PM GMT »
Quote from: "UnderGod"
They know that he has them.

The only problem is,

A: They think Bush is only doing this because daddy couldn't

B: Bush is doing it for the oil

C: Hell, the whole point of the UN at first was to prevent war.


when you walk into the UN building there is a scripture from the bible. isaiah 2:4 "and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruningshears: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more."

the whole point of that was to further back ug in his saying the UN was made to promote peace and prevent war. its not working too well though.
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