Post by: Shorty on December 13, 2002 09:03 pm CST
fork you (points to evil), fork you (points to rm), fork YOU (POINTS TO EVILS MOM), your kool (part). AND fork YOU YA LITTLE fork ASSED WHORE (points at hawk)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Shorty on December 13, 2002 09:07 pm CST
AND fork THE ReSt OF YOU ALL
YOU MY unsavory womanES
Post by: Jason_Xero on December 13, 2002 09:10 pm CST
Post by: Shorty on December 13, 2002 10:01 pm CST
The number is: 484-432-1987
Please dont be shy give me a fork you lol!
Post by: Particle on December 14, 2002 05:37 am CST
Post by: Darwin on December 14, 2002 06:50 am CST
Oh, and the first prank call I ever made was to 911 since it was the only number I could remember when I was 5. I will never forget that night. I even remember what I was wearing (Super Mario pajamas).
Post by: Jason_Xero on December 14, 2002 07:38 am CST
Post by: Shorty on December 14, 2002 07:55 am CST
Post by: Particle on December 14, 2002 08:32 am CST
just about all of yours are hate posts.
Post by: Shorty on December 14, 2002 08:36 am CST
Post by: Darwin on December 14, 2002 08:48 am CST
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Post by: Shorty on December 14, 2002 09:58 am CST
Post by: Particle on December 14, 2002 12:50 pm CST
Post by: UnderGod on December 14, 2002 01:18 pm CST
Shorty... I like you.. You are much different than most. You are an asshole, but in a funny way.. I could never make you be my unsavory woman.
Post by: Darwin on December 14, 2002 01:22 pm CST
Post by: Shorty on December 14, 2002 06:55 pm CST
lol
in essence, wut im saying is im not doing my "ima dumbass" routine which i usually apply to lessen my workload from skool :::---))))
Post by: Shorty on December 16, 2002 05:01 pm CST
Dont hate me, im just an alien, with thirty-seven tons of new millenium. Wheres it coming from, Mizzs Agulara (how ever the fork its spelled) come and get soma. 0h no, which way to go?... ive seen the fight club about twenty-eight times. And ima keep my pants sagging, keep a sk8 board, a spray can for the taggin (i tink tats wut he sayz). CUZ I DONT GIVE A fork LIVING LIFE IN THE FAST LANE Life in da Fast Lane IM JUST A CRAZY MOTHER forkA LIVING IT UP, LIVING LIFE IN THE FAST LANE...
SUCK IT YOUR MY unsavory womanES (thats me)
Post by: Shorty on December 16, 2002 05:02 pm CST
im twizted, i like stars
Post by: Shorty on December 16, 2002 05:06 pm CST
Aint it a shame you cant say fork? forks just a word, and its all forked up like a forked up punk with a forked up mouth. that could describe me, and i love this song cuz fork is my favorite word.
im just a forked up kid with a forked up knife, with the intent to use it!
Post by: Particle on December 16, 2002 05:30 pm CST
Post by: Shorty on December 16, 2002 05:57 pm CST
Post by: Darwin on December 16, 2002 06:06 pm CST
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Drama makes the world go around does anybody got a problem with that? My buisiness is my buisiness. Whos guilty, can i get a witness? First things first, the Chocolate Starfish is my man Fred Durst. Access Hollywood liscense to kill, a redneck forker from Jacksonville. Bringin on the dumpsta funk, a microphone machette is in da back of muh trunk........
Dont hate me, im just an alien, with thirty-seven tons of new millenium. Wheres it coming from, Mizzs Agulara (how ever the fork its spelled) come and get soma. 0h no, which way to go?... ive seen the fight club about twenty-eight times. And ima keep my pants sagging, keep a sk8 board, a spray can for the taggin (i tink tats wut he sayz). CUZ I DONT GIVE A fork LIVING LIFE IN THE FAST LANE Life in da Fast Lane IM JUST A CRAZY MOTHER forkA LIVING IT UP, LIVING LIFE IN THE FAST LANE...
SUCK IT YOUR MY unsavory womanES (thats me)
I liked Limp Bizkit. In 7th grade. Im grown up now. Today I made fun of a guy in Christian Scripture class because he was singing Eminem songs.
Prob because I liked Eminem in 7th grade also.
Post by: Shorty on December 16, 2002 06:18 pm CST
checking out what makes up my 10 gigs of music on my second hd
Post by: Darwin on December 16, 2002 06:41 pm CST
*Daydreams*
*Drools on desk*
The other day I was in World History class, and I sorta zoned out. Well, because I have braces, I have a hard time controlling the saliva in my mouth.
When I came back to earth, there was a giant puddle of standing water on my desk.
Post by: Shorty on December 16, 2002 06:44 pm CST
only problem i get wit meh braces are tearing holes in my lipz
Post by: Khorne on December 17, 2002 08:57 am CST
*Sicks the flesh hounds on shorty* Ha! take that man whore wanna be!
Post by: Darwin on December 17, 2002 12:14 pm CST
Post by: Shorty on December 17, 2002 01:27 pm CST
Post by: Particle on December 17, 2002 03:27 pm CST
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Wait, did I miss the part where Bill Clinton comes in?
you aren't alone here
Post by: UnderGod on December 17, 2002 05:01 pm CST
I get sigh a "high" from those times.. Give me a light Claymore with a medium sized shield, and I will pwn all of you.. Nuff said.
Of course, with my creative mind I would have a xbow founted to my arm so I just Make a fist and an arrow flys through your heart.
Every gone fishing with cherry bombs? Catch a fish, sitck a cherry bomb in it's mouth, lite it and throw it back in... It is like launching a torpedo into a sub..
Trust me it IS more fun than giving sea gulls alchoseltzer.
Post by: Darwin on December 17, 2002 06:06 pm CST
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Trust me it IS more fun than giving sea gulls alchoseltzer.
Hmm. I really enjoy giving sea gulls alchoseltzer. If you ever go down to Destin, Florida, or somewhere around there, go to a restaurant where you can sit outside right on the ocean front. Thats the best place to roll up alcoseltzer in peices of fried shrimp and toss up in the air.
By the end of the meal, there are seagulls swimming with the fishes instead of seagulls flying with the birdies.
OH! And another thing, what does Bill Clinton have to do with Carthage?
Post by: Darwin on December 17, 2002 06:07 pm CST
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Every gone fishing with cherry bombs? Catch a fish, sitck a cherry bomb in it's mouth, lite it and throw it back in... It is like launching a torpedo into a sub..
Arent cherry bombs illegal now? Arent they just like the M-80? Everytime I ask for the good stuff, well, I dont get the good stuff.
Me and my dad found a pack of ancient full metal jacket M-80's in our ranch house. Man, I had fun with those.
Post by: Shorty on December 17, 2002 06:08 pm CST
Post by: Darwin on December 17, 2002 06:18 pm CST
Ya, I have to do that alot during dove season, cept not to seagulls. It must be really hard to tear a seagulls head off.
Post by: Pecker on December 17, 2002 07:37 pm CST
I live really close to destin. Anyway, I go to the beach and feed the birds bread. We just went the other day and we were puttin bread on our heads and they were flyin down and gettin it.lol. My son didn't like it much when I put it on his head once, he thought the bird was gonna eat him so didn't do that again lol. But they are really friendly, they eat it right out of your hand.
Post by: Darwin on December 17, 2002 08:25 pm CST
My family has a beach house on Santa Rosa beach, and it's beachfront. Its one of the most beutiful beachhouses that are oceanfront. Hey, maybe when I can drive I'll visit you, Pecker, and terrorize your house!
Post by: Pecker on December 17, 2002 09:05 pm CST
Post by: Khorne on December 18, 2002 02:53 am CST
Post by: Shorty on December 18, 2002 11:30 am CST
(teh seagull)
and peck, know where Encinetas (thats not how its spelled) iz?
Post by: Darwin on December 18, 2002 02:15 pm CST
Post by: UnderGod on December 18, 2002 02:56 pm CST
I buy Cherry bombs all the time.. Along with m-80's
It is fun to mess around with people using them...
Another thing is to turn your windshield sprayers away from your car so they shoot on other people's cars...
I had a friend who filled his fluid thing with.... I'm not gonna finish..
ED: Uhh Bill Clinton and Carthage.. let me think for a second... Well... They both ate their underranks..
Post by: Particle on December 18, 2002 03:00 pm CST
Disturbing, disgusting, degrading, but strangely funny. Kind of like those 9/11 jokes shortly after the incident... you're told one and you're kinda like "heh...uh..heh heh heh"
Post by: Shorty on December 18, 2002 05:28 pm CST
you mean my suggestion to nuke afganistan, turn it into a sheet of glass, then make glass skates and go glass skating? or the parking lot one i fugget what i posted
Post by: Darwin on December 18, 2002 05:43 pm CST
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Post by: Particle on December 19, 2002 03:03 am CST
Post by: UnderGod on December 19, 2002 09:57 am CST
Post by: Darwin on December 19, 2002 11:46 am CST
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i hate sand *deleted*, especially the ones with rags on their heads ;D
You have a way of ruining a perfectly good joke Shorty. You should seriously seek counciling or something. You are violent when you are high, and say stuff that just lowers your character even further.
Post by: Shorty on December 19, 2002 11:49 am CST
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Post by: Particle on December 21, 2002 12:42 pm CST