Particle's Custom RPG
General => Common Topic Symposium => Topic started by: Cherry on October 18, 2002 01:12 pm CDT
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Ok guys, I saw this done in another forum (to be left as anonymous for now) and figured, what the hell, it could help out the post count for a lot of you guys, plus it'll be fun.
Note: Being drunk or under the influence of drugs (I sound like a commercial) will make this story better! (Heh, no I don't O.o)
Rules: Each post will be two words long, and has to make since with the previous post. A person may post as manyn times as he wants as long as there is someone else's post in between there's (In other words you can't post one right after the other). The end of the story can be decided by anyone, and if/when the story ends, another will pick-up right after (Indicated by a title thought up by the first person to make the post). hopefully, this will go smoothly. If it doesn't I'll ask Part to delete the topic and I'll decide from there whether to start another.
Important: Same basic chat rules apply (forum rules as well). No racial slurs, excessive cussing, or anything insulting certain religious groups or offensive in another player specifically. Let's keep this clean and fun (and yes I know that if you're drunk you don't really know what you're doing but if you're THAT drunk, why the fuq are you on the computer? :)
Modified: Uhh...Cherry spelled "continuous" wrong in the title so he though he'd fix it
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Title: The excellent opinion of a Woman (don't laugh )
Once upon...
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a car
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There was...
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a doughnut
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that was
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slightly moldy.
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A cop
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saw her
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and slipped
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A twenty..
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into her
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back pocket.
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A sphincter
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(a sphincter? wtf, how are you to make a sentence that starts with that?)
Closed on
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a loaf
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of bread
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was eaten
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by the
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tall woman.
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The cop
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made a
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mockery of
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her, then
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gave her
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a big ::)
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smack across
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her ankle.
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She pulled >:(
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his badge
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and stapled
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his tongue
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to a
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beer can,
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and she
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offered him
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something to
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suck on--
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something that :-X
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was sour
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and octangular.
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After the
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sexual encounter,
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her husband
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gentley applied
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some lubrication
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and started
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to push
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his finger
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into his
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insanely large
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soda can.
was getting a little messy... ;D
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His wife
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had caught
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her tongue
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on a
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rusty nail
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and then
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bled into
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a matchbox-car
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that was
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somehow lifesize
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and purple.
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The cop
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looked up
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at the
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sky and
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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said "look!"
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"its a"
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bird... it's
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a plane....
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It's SUPERDARWIN!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Shortly after,
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the cop
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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shot darwin :P :P ;D ;D ;D
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in the
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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right thrombus
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SUPERDARWIN beamed
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the cop
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but missed ::)
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and died.
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They buried
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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his remains
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under a
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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Starbucks cafe
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while the
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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cop was
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eating donuts :D
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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and drinking
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to get
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a buzz? lol
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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Then SUPERDARWIN
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broke through
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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flew into
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**arg damnit pecker lol **
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the floor
(sorry cyph this'll fix it lol)
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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the floor
edit: *stupid pecker*
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smashing his
(lol i think we got it covered)
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big head
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on a
(lmao @ evil, cyph, and me )
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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giant guitar
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while chanting
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"death to
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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Democratic Republics."
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Then SUPERDARWIN
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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ate the
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cop and
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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the donut
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and said
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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"I AM
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SUPERDARWIN, KING
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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*forgets about complex's post*
OF STUPIDITY."
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Then eViL
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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*sorry particle, didn't see your post*
beat SUPERDARWIN
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with an
*edit*: me either part sorry :-/ we're on a roll lol
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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Acme SUPERDARWINBEATINGSTICK
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which resulted
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in a
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resonance cascade
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*this isn't half life*
which killed
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SUPERDARWIN again
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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followed by
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a ripple
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in time
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and space.
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Therefore, SUPERDARWIN
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no longer
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can speak
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ever again.
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Only the
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smart people
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can climb
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upside down
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on parking-lots.
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eViL smacks
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himself upside
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Pecker's ass.
^^^THIS WAS EVIL'S SICK SADISTIC IDEA.^^^
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Pecker says, "
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ouchies that
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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hurt like
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a *RADIOEDIT*
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Then Pecker
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Then she
*edit* (damnit cyph lol)
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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turns around
(lol this is gettin harder 2 keep up)
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and smacks
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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Particle, because
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he's an
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awesome person.
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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The woman
(remember the woman?)
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stands up
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and yells, "
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REMEMBER ME?!?!?!?"
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We reply
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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"hell no,
*we won't go *
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shut up
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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and sit,
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you *RADIOEDIT*!" http://http://www.tim.xfury.net/RadioEdit.mp3
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Back down!
*lol part*
-edited by Particle-
Sorry, for the consistancy of the sentence.
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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The woman
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replied with
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"Stupid people,
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you can
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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kiss my
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white ass."
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A spacecraft
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hits her
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and landed
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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on her.
==
Once again for consistancy--still says the same thing.
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eViL kills
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2 million
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people with
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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a miniature
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blowup doll.
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Then eViL
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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did something
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to warrant
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with the
(http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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nuking of
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the stupid
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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talibon faggots
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because he
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ate the
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forsaken cow
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with forsaken
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Chilian relish.
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Then he
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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prepared the
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sphincter for
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SUPERDARWIN to
*silently wonders dar's fascination with sphincters*
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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eat on.
*where were you guys?*
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Then SUPERDARWIN
*On your server, where I still am lol*
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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trips through
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yomamma's bedroom
*why are you guys being mean to me on this story?*
I dont wanna eat off a spinchter!
Muffins are good...
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Then yomamma
*cause it's fun lol*
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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blatantly screams,
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a rubber
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bullet was
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shooting evil
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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but missed.
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Then hit...
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pecker's ass
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and then
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eViL's Penis!!!
/me is being politically correct here lol
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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Krillin Died.
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But they
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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got hospitalized
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then they
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revived Krillin
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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, krillin dies.
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a one-armed
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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bald prostitute
*can't spell tonight*
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made Krillin
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immortal. So
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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the woman
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made eViL's
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left eye
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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wiggle. Then
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the woman
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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looked in
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the mirror,
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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behind her
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stood the
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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one-armed prostitute.
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She said
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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, "Get a
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new life"
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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Now the..
(http://http://silentsrealm.homestead.com/files/krillinsig.jpg)
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woman felt
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like crying
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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because she
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felt insulted
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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by the
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fact that
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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the prostitute
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thought she
(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/peckersig.jpg)
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wanted to
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get into
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bed with
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the woman
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. So then
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a sailor
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walks up
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to the
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the woman
*edited because zieg didn't know what the hell harmonic motion was and so he posted some stupid thing that made no sense*
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and says,"
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hey there
:o
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little lady,
*how would you have concluded that sentence, then?*
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what's wrong?"
*
would have said
1) of the
2) <whoever, woman or prostitute> in
3) the alley.
4) <start new sentence>
*
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"I have
*..."of the" sounds the best out of those 4 choices.*
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tried to
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get a
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real man
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to have
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some emotion
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about the
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problems with
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her pimpmobile.
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The pimpmobile
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had run
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into a
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Purple Hippopotamus
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and the
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resulting shockwave
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smacked the
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metropolitan area
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and the
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alternator broke.
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The woman
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then proceeded
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to board
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the nearest
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space shuttle
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going to
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the Bebop.
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She then
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asked for
this comp is a lil slow...
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someone to
*don't worry bout it*
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repair her
*school computers are much more fun...
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broken pimpmobile.
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Ed replied
*Ed's a genious.. *
*dBZ is on...shhh*
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by shouting, "
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I'll fix
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your pimped
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[pimped]-up pimpmobile!"
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The two
*i was thinkin along the lines of pimped out chevy or something =P*
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girls climbed
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abord the
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huge ship.
*im gonna eat...bb in 10*
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They then
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took off
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for the
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planet Mars
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with the
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unrepaired pimpmobile.
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Pimpmobile Died.
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Along the
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reached the
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planet was
*skipping zieg's post*
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floating debris
*pimpmobile died? *
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of space
*yea, needed to make a sentence in 2 words, so i did*
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ships. When
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they came
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to a
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little colony
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of dogs,
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near the
damn you crash
MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!
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water hole
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,they took
*....*
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found and
stop that damnit!
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Starting a new sentence...
A dog
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lifted his
(skipping hawks)
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furry head
(Hawk, you are heading for probation.)
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and yelped
(what did hawk say?)
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because a
(Couldn't tell you, it was too butchered)
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large hand
(no offense to him, but to you think hes umm how should i say this...ADD?)
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grabbed his
(No, I think he is a Foreigner. One who can't English for malarkey.)
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sailor companion.
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The dog
(Lol, sailor companion. Gay dog...)
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ate a
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mailmans dong
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wow. just.. Wow
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*what coal*
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No idea, i just thought id be cool and post here too:/
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*wonders* why didnt he just add to the story then?
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Im too lazy to read it all.. yeah
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JUST ADD TWO WORDS TO THE STORY!
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with ketchup
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and the
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people rejoiced
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by setting
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the dog
(jeez! it took you guys a day to add a post lol)
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on fire.
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and it
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burned happily
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thru the
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lazy sack
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of (horse)crap.
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The dogs
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all died.
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Yomamma smoked
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I officially pronounce this thread "dead". Let it drop.
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:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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It was fun for a while, but this thread can't go anywhere new and exciting.
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since i like to bring up old topics how about we bring this lame one up
The dog humped Darwin
*edit*
Probably how darwin got 150+ posts from this one. lol
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Actually, I didnt post here very much.
Also, ur only supposed to do 2 words, spammy.
*continuing*
Max Payne
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Oh only 2 words?
said im
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likely to
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be gay.
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*dude, play this right*
Shorty&Max Payne
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went to
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a bar
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to meet
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A fag
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that was
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*why do you guys have to be this way*
who used
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to be
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an Italian
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door humper.
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Then he
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squealed because
man this thread was a lag fest the first time
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He lubs
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his ass
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and sphincter.
*heh, some of you may remember that from a while ago*
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Blacks spamming
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caused nuclear
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buildup residue
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in shorty's
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thick skull.
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The skull
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, now rotting
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sang in
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F Minor.
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and killed
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the babies
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because they
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were to
*edit only directed to jonah do not read but jonah*
no jonah im not spamming look all the other people doing it? so stfu...
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fat like
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Ja-Lo's ass.
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Shortys homosexuality
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*notice the "."* *Please start a new sentence in caps*
caused a
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outbreak of
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genital warts
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that caused
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tremendous itching
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and that
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*write somthing more interesting jonah*
goldbond cream
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leaked into
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the sewer.
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Darwin saw
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His dick fell
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*thats 3 words moron! and it doesnt even fit.*
down the
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*doh! we posted close to the same time, thats why*
the toilet,
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which sprayed
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monkey feces
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all over
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his face
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his face
I think you should make that the end of the sentence remote...
Then he
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hates Jonah
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because he/she
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kills noobs
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like a
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gummy bear.
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Darwin is
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very cool.
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Just kidding.
=d
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Jonah likes
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good bandwidth.
*edit*
This thread IS NOT to be used to flame anyone. Keep this in mind, people.
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fuck you
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forker
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Ozzy's station
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is so
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stupid, like
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pudding. The
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stupid, like
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*doh, my comp lagged and it posted twice, sorry*
*continueing darwins post*
wet pussy
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Ha ha... Sorry if im going off topic right now but Choas is saying that I kill n00bs?!?!?! haha i killed Choas the other day for killing 2 RL 0's who were trying to lvl at den.
Again, im sorry if i've gone off topic.
*edit* BTW, I haven't killed anyone who hasn't deserved it since i reached RL 75.
Now Choas will probably come out with some bullmalarkey like "You killed me when i was lvl 25 and you were 80! And this is true, because he had killed several low RLs and taken 14 LCK from me earlier that week.
that smells
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*if u go off topic, ATLEAST continue the story *
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*goddamit remote, none of that Sh!t*
*if u go back to the beginning of the thread, you will notice Cherry clearly said "Keep it clean."*
*If you go back and read it, you will notice that it tells a story, so make a post in conjecture to the last, at least*
Superdarwin's SuperDarwinBeatingStick......
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bashing himself
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*remote, u are ruining this. The superdarwinbeatingstick is not a "he"*
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Here start a new sentence.
Superdarwin then
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gets beamed
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OUCH Resident_Evil comes in wit her zombie army and helps out super dar, then they go in and have sex!
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*TY res*
SuperDarwin and
-
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*no sex for remote? :cry: *
gets beat
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superdarwing and your mom fly away and have a nice, long, incestfull relationship with your brother
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*YOU forkING IDIOT, you use 2 words unsavory woman*
*New Sentence*
The big
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superdarwing and your mom fly away and have a nice, long, incestfull relationship with your brother
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but before they have sex, shorty gets jealous, and has gay sex with dar's brother..
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i forked his sister...
0.o
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legalizing drugs
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to pay
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for secret
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wars around
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the world
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drugs are
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now your
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global policy
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now you
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police the
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globe !
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Shorty needs
*no sex for me either res* :cry:
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ahh come on guys whos the superhero in this?
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You need to complete the damn story lol.
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lol im tryin!
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Ill start a new sentence..
The dogs
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who are sick with the virus, helps out wit the resuce misssion of savin Super Dar
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*only 2 words*
The dogs
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help save
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superdarwin from
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evil hands
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and afterwards
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batman shows
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his collection
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of gay
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stamps. SchoolHouseRock
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was a
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quality show
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that taught
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sexual reproduction.
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SuperDar learned
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addition and
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howto read
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and write.
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SuperDar's SuperKnowledge
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comes from
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excessive porn
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photographed by
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Bin laden
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and JennaJameson.
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It sucked
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almost anything
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that had
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candy coating.
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Stories over
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Just kidding!!!
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More importantly
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SuperDar's knowledge
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overwhelmes me
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with candycoating.
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Most people
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like candycoated
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candy. Janitors
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eat children
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and beat
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<img src = "http://maddox.xmission.com/beatkid1.jpg">
their kids.
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Then they
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run around
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with pink
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elephant hats.
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That they
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rub gently
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against their
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hairy backs.
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They got
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farty pants.
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Just like
*darn darwin you always end the sentence every other post*
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*well dont try to continue the sentence!*
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Doh!
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Darwin had
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8-pound balls
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in his
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Watery Speedo
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which spread
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lub everywhere.
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Darwin's balls
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Had STD's
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That he
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used to
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rub. LunchLadies
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scare the
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people away
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with spoons.
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My rooster
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pecks Pecker
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real hard.
OT: Hah, I ended a sentence ad Darwin didn't!
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pussy tastes
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like chicken.
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*do not respond to any sentences like that*
Jonah and SuperDar
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are cool.
rofl
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Acme SUPERDARWINBEATINGSTICKs
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Can
*This thread needs to die... lol, it just keeps lingering on, and on, and on...*
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kill darwin
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with one
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dar's sister
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*ur st00pid shorty*
-thousand blows.
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My mother
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hit a
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retarted kid
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with a
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ACME SuperDarwinBeatingStick.
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Darwin and
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his incestfull
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family members
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sell themselves
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into slavery
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*let me break in here and bend the rules a little bit*
to buy a magnum to pop a cap in Shorty's head.
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Fuzzy apples
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taste fuzzy
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when shoved
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up the
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sewer. Ants
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**darwin you stupid fork its two words!**
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then came
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to eat
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darwins pussy
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but HE
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shot shorty in the face with a 12 guage shotgun.
Get the fork off these forums shorty.
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I agree with Darwin.
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darwins dog
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bit shorty's
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nuts off.
*note*darwin make it so it says bit shortys*/note*
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The dog
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attacked shortys
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reefer stash
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with its
*note*what the hell is a reefer slash?
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ferocious tenderness.
*its where shorty keeps his drugs*
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Then the
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dog ate
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the pouchofdrugs
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&a bagofcheetos.
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Thedogmetanewdogandtheywerefriends allwentonatrip
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to florida
*ok enough with the jumbled words*
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darwin forks
**meh names mike you douche bags, not shorty**
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hahahaha mike is a faggot! shortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshortyshorty
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that is soooo childish, its not even funny...
but ima laugh anyway 0.o
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no malarkey
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*new sentence you boneheads*
Shorty likes
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Fucking allison.
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Because shesadog.
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Allison thedog
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bit shorty
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shes no dog, lauren, aka shrek, is a dog, or at least her face resembles a bull dog
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So I guess you go to the liquor store and get yourself some champagne. When she asks: Is this for me? You pull the liquor out of the bag and say: Nahh, this is for me, the bag is for you!
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rofl
you wish
i wont go near that thing...
its sickening
bags cant cover that THING up