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Randy the Rooster
« on: September 2, 2006 10:11 pm CDT »
A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. He goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy, he'll service every chicken you've got, no problem." Well, Randy the rooster cost a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it, so he buys Randy.

The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk. "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money. I need you to do a good job, so take your time and have some fun!" the farmer said with a chuckle. Randy seems to understand so the farmer points him toward the henhouse and Randy takes off like a shot.

WHAM! He nails every hen in there THREE of FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. WHAM. He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.

The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob, stone cold, in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself."

Randy opens one eye, winks and nods towards the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer."
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by DeadBreed »
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« Reply #1 on: September 3, 2006 12:38 am CDT »
Best joke I've heard in a long time!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by Darwin »



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« Reply #2 on: September 4, 2006 03:38 am CDT »
...eeewwwww!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by Lidge Farkley »
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« Reply #3 on: September 4, 2006 06:01 am CDT »
I don't get it. But that could be due to the fact that it's 4am.
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« Reply #4 on: September 4, 2006 06:11 am CDT »
Quote from: "KoRo"
I don't get it. But that could be due to the fact that it's 4am.


or....just...you're........




Well...koro!
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« Reply #5 on: September 4, 2006 06:33 am CDT »
Well I read it again....and I still don't get it.
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« Reply #6 on: September 4, 2006 09:55 am CDT »
And get this.  I sent koro the benny benassi video "satisfaction" (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/satisfaction.php) and he thought it was stupid!
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« Reply #7 on: September 4, 2006 04:38 pm CDT »
I have a confession to make...





I'm a robot.
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« Reply #8 on: September 5, 2006 12:09 am CDT »
Liar!

I am a robot and I got the purpose of both the joke of Randy and of the OFN "satisfaction" video.

You sir.. are not a robot.

Randy:  He was pretending to be dead to attract the buzzards so he could have sex with them too.

Satisfaction:  Inflating the weak egoes of males who are unsure of their sexuality and thus over-compensate by finding sexual amusement at power tool wielding women.  Of course.. when I saw it, I thought the joke of advertising that way was a femenist video making fun of the advertising business.. but I later found out it was quite literaly just made for insecure men to show to other insecure men.  Bother.


Koro.. I need some hot loving... and Randy is too busy nailing the nailgun woman... want to help me out here?
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« Reply #9 on: September 5, 2006 03:44 am CDT »
Sorry lidge. I don't know any girls, nor am I a girl myself. But i'm sure if I was human, I would be all over that.
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« Reply #10 on: September 5, 2006 09:52 am CDT »
mmmmm  hot robot-on-human action!!!   call 1-900-SCREWIT! for onyl $3.95 a minute......
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