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General => Common Topic Symposium => Topic started by: Particle on February 21, 2006 08:35 pm CST

Title: The Absolutely Brand New, Post-Apocalyptic Continuous Story
Post by: Particle on February 21, 2006 08:35 pm CST
You know how this works.  Everybody is entitled to two words per post that must be on topic.  Off-topic comments should be in CODE blocks, after your two words.

E.g.
Acceptable post number 1:
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Then, he
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Acceptable post number 2:
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Then, he

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Generic spammage commenting on something in the thread or whatever.
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Please keep this clean for the younger audience.  Most importantly, the whole purpose of this thread is to have fun!  Don't stress out if somebody replies with something other than you were hoping for.  That's really the whole point here.  It's like a continual free-form madlib.  Try to keep the thoughts smooth; form complete sentences if possible.  Feel free to make it random, funny, serious, or whatever you enjoy.  Periodically, I'll be consolidating the story like I did for the first one oh so many moons ago.  So, please use code blocks for extra comments, or I will have a really difficult time transcribing the story.




And without further ado...
There once
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Post by: KoRo on February 21, 2006 09:00 pm CST
lived three
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Post by: ChineseNeil on February 21, 2006 09:14 pm CST
raging pepsi
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Post by: Kyrie on February 21, 2006 09:19 pm CST
drinking babes
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Post by: Particle on February 21, 2006 09:27 pm CST
who had
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Post by: Taurik on February 21, 2006 10:08 pm CST
bladder infections
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Post by: Darwin on February 21, 2006 10:53 pm CST
, and couldn't
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Post by: Particle on February 21, 2006 10:56 pm CST
see properly
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Post by: KoRo on February 22, 2006 12:16 am CST
despite wearing
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Post by: ChineseNeil on February 22, 2006 12:54 am CST
gatorade bottles
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Post by: FireFox on February 22, 2006 12:54 am CST
that were
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Post by: ChineseNeil on February 22, 2006 01:08 am CST
tied down
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Post by: FireFox on February 22, 2006 02:12 am CST
to their
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Post by: Particle on February 22, 2006 02:16 am CST
eye pieces.
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Post by: KoRo on February 22, 2006 03:28 am CST
They always
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Post by: Darwin on February 22, 2006 09:38 am CST
stuck their
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Post by: Kyrie on February 22, 2006 01:31 pm CST
spoons in
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Post by: WhoCouldIBe on February 22, 2006 02:03 pm CST
empty jars.
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Post by: Xenos on February 22, 2006 02:07 pm CST
They went

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Previous comment was not clean or on topic
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Post by: FireFox on February 22, 2006 03:28 pm CST
to the
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Post by: Darwin on February 22, 2006 04:10 pm CST
psychic tearoom
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Post by: ChineseNeil on February 22, 2006 05:32 pm CST
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Removed by particle to regain flow.
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Post by: KoRo on February 22, 2006 05:56 pm CST
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Previous comment out of context
hoping to
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Post by: WhoCouldIBe on February 22, 2006 06:00 pm CST
download some
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Post by: Kyrie on February 22, 2006 06:02 pm CST
crackerjack porn
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Post by: KoRo on February 22, 2006 06:32 pm CST
, not realizing
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Post by: Xenos on February 22, 2006 06:38 pm CST
it was
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Post by: Darwin on February 22, 2006 08:34 pm CST
Focus's mother
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Post by: Particle on February 22, 2006 08:43 pm CST
who was
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Post by: Xenos on February 22, 2006 08:49 pm CST
eating a
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Post by: Particle on February 22, 2006 09:09 pm CST
pie in
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Post by: Kyrie on February 22, 2006 11:23 pm CST
a yellow
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Post by: MistaLowbie on February 23, 2006 12:09 am CST
Quote
Removed by Particle for its dumbassery quotient.
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Post by: KoRo on February 23, 2006 12:51 am CST
submarine. Consequently,
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Post by: ChineseNeil on February 23, 2006 01:29 am CST
it always
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Post by: HUBBA on February 23, 2006 03:18 pm CST
sank to
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Post by: WhoCouldIBe on February 23, 2006 03:40 pm CST
very high
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Post by: Particle on February 23, 2006 07:36 pm CST
underwater plateaus.
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Post by: KoRo on February 23, 2006 08:29 pm CST
Yet, somehow
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Post by: ChineseNeil on February 24, 2006 01:07 am CST
my mother
Title:
Post by: Particle on February 24, 2006 01:28 am CST
noticed that
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Post by: ChineseNeil on February 24, 2006 01:37 am CST
I had
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Post by: WhoCouldIBe on February 24, 2006 02:52 am CST
a lump
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Post by: Kyrie on February 24, 2006 04:25 am CST
of cash
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Post by: Particle on February 24, 2006 04:33 am CST
inside the
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Post by: WhoCouldIBe on February 24, 2006 06:32 am CST
funny little
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Post by: Vi on February 28, 2006 05:14 am CST
tea kettle.
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Post by: Kyrie on February 28, 2006 08:03 am CST
They could
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Post by: Particle on February 28, 2006 10:45 am CST
almost smell
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Post by: KoRo on February 28, 2006 06:30 pm CST
fermented apples
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Post by: Newbie on February 28, 2006 07:00 pm CST
that were
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Post by: Particle on February 28, 2006 07:05 pm CST
bought at
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Post by: ChineseNeil on March 1, 2006 02:12 am CST
strip clubs.
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Post by: Paradox666 on March 1, 2006 08:13 am CST
The money
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Post by: Darwin on March 1, 2006 03:03 pm CST
paid for
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Post by: 12Stones on March 1, 2006 04:19 pm CST
more kettles
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Post by: KoRo on March 1, 2006 06:33 pm CST
to boil
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Post by: Vi on March 1, 2006 07:51 pm CST
the bodies.
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Post by: Particle on March 1, 2006 07:54 pm CST
Interestingly enough,
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Post by: Kyrie on March 1, 2006 09:44 pm CST
there was
Title:
Post by: Particle on March 1, 2006 10:12 pm CST
a mexican
Title:
Post by: Kyrie on March 2, 2006 05:16 am CST
, a roman,
Title:
Post by: Paradox666 on March 2, 2006 07:04 am CST
and protestute.
Title:
Post by: Vi on March 2, 2006 06:24 pm CST
Particle has
Title:
Post by: Particle on March 2, 2006 07:11 pm CST
ultimate awesomeness.
Title:
Post by: Taurik on March 2, 2006 08:46 pm CST
Bomber's nuts
Title:
Post by: NFY on March 2, 2006 09:11 pm CST
touch brenda.
Title:
Post by: Paradox666 on March 3, 2006 07:01 am CST
We are


 :roll:
Title:
Post by: KoRo on March 3, 2006 02:39 pm CST
lifeless and
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Post by: Darwin on March 3, 2006 05:53 pm CST
snotty, yet
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Post by: KoRo on March 4, 2006 12:47 am CST
we somehow
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Post by: ChineseNeil on March 4, 2006 01:45 am CST
suck dick.
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Post by: Kyrie on March 4, 2006 01:56 am CST
However we
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Post by: Darwin on March 4, 2006 10:24 am CST
don't suck
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Post by: ChineseNeil on March 4, 2006 03:07 pm CST
vagina, cuz
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Post by: Darwin on March 6, 2006 02:10 am CST
vaginas = gay.
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Post by: KoRo on March 6, 2006 02:18 am CST
Meanwhile, back
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Post by: Particle on March 6, 2006 12:24 pm CST
on track,
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Post by: NFY on March 6, 2006 12:37 pm CST
neil's wang
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Post by: Kyrie on March 6, 2006 01:33 pm CST
was deleted
Title:
Post by: Darwin on March 6, 2006 04:31 pm CST
from Tennis
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Post by: Particle on March 6, 2006 04:53 pm CST
comics.  However,
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Post by: WhoCouldIBe on March 6, 2006 05:46 pm CST
PWNAGE is
Title:
Post by: KoRo on March 6, 2006 06:07 pm CST
a better
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Post by: Vi on March 6, 2006 06:14 pm CST
currency, but
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Post by: NFY on March 6, 2006 10:00 pm CST
brenda's utters
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Post by: Xenos on March 6, 2006 10:03 pm CST
became infected
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Post by: KoRo on March 6, 2006 10:09 pm CST
before money
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Post by: ChineseNeil on March 6, 2006 11:38 pm CST
was invented.
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Post by: Particle on March 7, 2006 12:22 am CST
Interestingly enough
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Post by: Taurik on March 7, 2006 12:40 am CST
brenda's utters
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Post by: KoRo on March 7, 2006 12:53 am CST
began to
Title:
Post by: Particle on March 7, 2006 12:56 am CST
repeat the
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Post by: Kyrie on March 7, 2006 10:27 am CST
sounds of
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Post by: Particle on March 7, 2006 10:39 am CST
the same
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Post by: Taurik on March 7, 2006 05:48 pm CST
utters, however
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Post by: KoRo on March 7, 2006 06:32 pm CST
this time
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Post by: Taurik on March 7, 2006 06:39 pm CST
brenda's utters
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Post by: Particle on March 7, 2006 06:43 pm CST
were silent.

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Please, quit with the utters.
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Post by: Taurik on March 7, 2006 06:44 pm CST
Particle's repressiveness
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Post by: WhoCouldIBe on March 7, 2006 07:11 pm CST
is justified!
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Post by: Particle on March 7, 2006 08:23 pm CST
Indeed so,

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I was just sick of seeing utters every 3 posts is all.
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Post by: KoRo on March 7, 2006 10:19 pm CST
now we
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Post by: NFY on March 7, 2006 11:45 pm CST
milk brenda
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Post by: KoRo on March 7, 2006 11:57 pm CST
while particle
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Post by: ChineseNeil on March 8, 2006 12:59 am CST
sucks on
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Post by: KoRo on March 8, 2006 01:46 am CST
candy flavored
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Post by: Particle on March 8, 2006 02:35 am CST
banning sticks.

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Hint, hint.
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Post by: Vi on March 8, 2006 06:23 am CST
Suddenly batman
Title:
Post by: Darwin on March 8, 2006 09:21 am CST
said "ualuealuealeuale"
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Post by: Particle on March 8, 2006 10:23 am CST
, which scared
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Post by: NFY on March 8, 2006 11:18 am CST
brenda's utters
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Post by: Kyrie on March 8, 2006 11:33 am CST
into submission.
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Post by: ChineseNeil on March 8, 2006 07:06 pm CST
Neil's penis
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Post by: Taurik on March 8, 2006 07:55 pm CST
developed sores
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Post by: Particle on March 8, 2006 08:28 pm CST
because of
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Post by: Taurik on March 8, 2006 08:35 pm CST
brenda's utters
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Post by: KoRo on March 8, 2006 10:09 pm CST
smacking taurik
Title:
Post by: Taurik on March 8, 2006 10:13 pm CST
and KoRo
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Post by: NFY on March 9, 2006 11:41 am CST
with bovine
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Post by: Vi on March 9, 2006 12:13 pm CST
utters. Consequently
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Post by: KoRo on March 16, 2006 08:47 pm CST
anyone could
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Post by: Particle on March 16, 2006 10:41 pm CST
plainly see
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Post by: ChineseNeil on March 17, 2006 10:07 pm CST
my vagina.
Title:
Post by: Taurik on March 17, 2006 10:19 pm CST
Nesso's vagina
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Post by: Manikan on March 18, 2006 01:02 am CST
, a hairy
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Post by: KoRo on March 18, 2006 03:12 am CST
, scary piece
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Post by: ChineseNeil on March 18, 2006 11:19 am CST
, of malarkey
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Post by: Manikan on March 18, 2006 10:49 pm CST
That hops
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Post by: NFY on March 18, 2006 11:55 pm CST
into school
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Post by: NFY on March 18, 2006 11:55 pm CST
where you
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Post by: NFY on March 18, 2006 11:55 pm CST
people should
Title:
Post by: NFY on March 18, 2006 11:56 pm CST
learn grammar  :(
Title:
Post by: KoRo on March 19, 2006 01:46 am CST
NFY's nazism
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Post by: Taurik on March 19, 2006 03:08 am CST
is required
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Post by: NFY on March 19, 2006 01:58 pm CST
. HEIL NFY.
Title:
Post by: Vi on March 19, 2006 06:34 pm CST
However NFY
Title:
Post by: NFY on March 19, 2006 06:58 pm CST
is awesome.
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Post by: Kyrie on March 20, 2006 09:34 pm CST
Just because
Title:
Post by: Vi on March 22, 2006 10:35 am CST
Brenda's utters
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Post by: slorge_gridlock on March 31, 2006 10:23 pm CST
posts frequently