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-RPG-secretagnt

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Ejaculator
« on: July 1, 2003 06:04 am CDT »
http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php


You have made 11.375 gallons and 94.9289705 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 80.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 524,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2912 kittens.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by -RPG-secretagnt »
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A two minute some is just one minute and 59 seconds too god damn long! AI AI AI AI AI

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« Reply #1 on: July 1, 2003 06:12 am CDT »
You have made 8.53125 gallons and 71.196727875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 60.666666666667 yards.
You have killed approximately 393,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2184 kittens
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by Crash »
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« Reply #2 on: July 1, 2003 06:15 am CDT »
You have made 6.09375 gallons and 50.854805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 43.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 280,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1560 kittens.

If only it said how many calories you've burned. "I swear, i've been exercising"
« Last Edit: July 1, 2003 06:34 am CDT by Aleman »
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« Reply #3 on: July 1, 2003 06:33 am CDT »
You have made 108.33333333333 gallons and 904.08543333333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 5.7777777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 3,744,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 20800 kittens.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by Jason_Xero »
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Gotta love SBC with their 6Mbps tier for 45$
(Yes, on their site it only shows 3Mbps, but it is actually 6Mbps, I would know :)).

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« Reply #4 on: July 1, 2003 06:40 am CDT »
1300 kittens, nuff said.  Im not the hardcore jerker like you guys are lol.
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« Reply #5 on: July 1, 2003 06:54 am CDT »
Yeah, sure.  :roll:
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A two minute some is just one minute and 59 seconds too god damn long! AI AI AI AI AI

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« Reply #6 on: July 1, 2003 07:34 am CDT »
You have made 96.625 gallons and 571.0320375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 9.1666666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,100,100,404,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 237800 kittens.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by -Triton- »
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« Reply #7 on: July 1, 2003 07:35 am CDT »
*gasp*
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« Reply #8 on: July 1, 2003 08:02 am CDT »
You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 0 kittens.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by Razore »
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Darwin

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« Reply #9 on: July 1, 2003 08:12 am CDT »
Im sorry, but that can mean only one thing, since you are 12 years old now...
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« Reply #10 on: July 1, 2003 08:21 am CDT »
You have made 123.5 gallons and 1030.657394 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 6.5866666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,268,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 23712 kittens.

i was appalled i had to go by weeks and not days  :cry:
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« Reply #11 on: July 1, 2003 08:53 am CDT »
All this faggot swimming I have been doing has caused a bit of a dry spell for me.  I need to find a place with a hot tub... fast...
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« Reply #12 on: July 1, 2003 02:45 pm CDT »
You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens


do i have a problem? :P
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« Reply #13 on: July 1, 2003 03:34 pm CDT »
Yeah, you seem to always ruin people's TRPG expierience.
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Gotta love SBC with their 6Mbps tier for 45$
(Yes, on their site it only shows 3Mbps, but it is actually 6Mbps, I would know :)).

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« Reply #14 on: July 1, 2003 04:35 pm CDT »
Quote from: "Jason_Xero"
Yeah, you seem to always ruin people's TRPG expierience.

Well when i give people like you a hard time...i feel good :P
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