Particle's Custom RPG

General => Common Topic Symposium => Topic started by: -RPG-secretagnt on August 1, 2003 09:14 am CDT

Title: FEATURING!!! PRESENTING!!! WOW!!!
Post by: -RPG-secretagnt on August 1, 2003 09:14 am CDT
I'm here to tell you all about a little story. This story is about a recent encounter of mine. One of epic proportions, laughter, drama,  sadness, and heartbreak. Definitely an awared winner, this one is.



  I was on my way back from the Emo Club coffe shop, when across the street, I noticed an apartment window open. It was the only light on on the whole street. From the window, I heard sounds... IT WAS THE SOUND OF A MAN IN DISTRESS!

I quickly rushed up to the floor that the window was on. I beat the door savagely. When the door finally opened, I saw a site. A great site. Riding on a pink dildo, was some guy.

I asked the guy, "OMG, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?". The dude replied, "Hail, friend! My name is Particle, mastah of the forums!". I WAS IN COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHOCK! "PARTICLE MAN, YOU'RE MY HERO, WHEN I FIRST JOINED YOUR FORUMS, I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO BANG YOU! BANG YOU HARD!"

The guy on the pink dildo did that Rock eyebrow thing. Then, he got off, turned his back towards me, bent over, and turned into the goatse man. The enormous size of his asshole took me by suprise,  and my mouth started watering.

By this time, I had popped at least 8 boners. It was glorious. You know, Allen is gay, 69, Griff was here, etc.

The nazi forum crab started taking place in the happening. He came over, and started licking Particle's butthole. MMM LASERLY BEEFY. The nazi crab is reading this right now.

After the nazi crab was through with him, Celtic ran in, BUTT NAKED! His needle dick disgussed Particle, and he was dismissed immediatly.

Then, Enter Darwin. He googly eyed his way into the room, and he got his malarkey packed by the Pringle Man tank. But the Pringle Man wasn't man enough. DARWIN needed MORE! Particle walked over to Darwin, and let him have it.

Kenshin walked in on all this hu-bub,  and wanted in on the action first thing. He couldn't take it anymore, but no one would do him!  So he jacked it in the corner by himself. Poor guy.

Pecker was a girl, so she was never there. Sorry.

Then Nuro came in, but his virgin eyes couldn't handle it, so he passed out. I then proceeded to violate his butthole, but Kenshin attacked me over the privelage of breaking in his (poopshoot?)

After everyone got a taste of their own sloppy seconds, theyall passed out, except me. I walked out of the room, and continued going home. THEN I BURNT THE HOTEL DOWN AND WALKED AWAY SLOWLY WEARING COOL GLASSES WHILE TOTAL BADASS MUSIC WAS PLAYING.

The end.







































Sike. This was all pure fantasy, none of it REALLY happened... Or so they want to believe. :o

(http://http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL123/1332692/2533735/30741212.jpg)
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Post by: Newbie on August 1, 2003 11:10 am CDT
Rofl, I love that flash video.. "Tale of the Blode"

Nazi crab..  :lol:
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Post by: xkenshinx on August 1, 2003 12:01 pm CDT
im flattered to be in your erotic homosexual tale...

u mentioned pecker.. where was lastwish and kat in all this?

and i never stick around for sloppy seconds...

a lil too unrealistic.... nobody wants me? thats unpossible  :cry:
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Post by: -RPG-secretagnt on August 1, 2003 02:37 pm CDT
rofl, I spent the night at Newbie's house, so we all gathered around and wrote a queer porn novel.


It was like 3:30 in the morning, we couldn't think of ANYONE that posted on the forums ;_;
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Post by: BlAcK-IcE on August 1, 2003 04:02 pm CDT
Quote from: "xkenshinx"
im flattered to be in your erotic homosexual tale...

u mentioned pecker.. where was lastwish and kat in all this?

and i never stick around for sloppy seconds...

a lil too unrealistic.... nobody wants me? thats unpossible  :cry:


Yes your story didnt involve me. Asshole!!!
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Post by: LastWish on August 1, 2003 04:29 pm CDT
Quote from: "xkenshinx"
im flattered to be in your erotic homosexual tale...

u mentioned pecker.. where was lastwish and kat in all this?

and i never stick around for sloppy seconds...

a lil too unrealistic.... nobody wants me? thats unpossible  :cry:


Nobody wants you.. about as unpossible as the word unpossible!!1
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Post by: xkenshinx on August 1, 2003 04:36 pm CDT
im confused... should i be offended? lol  :cry:
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Post by: Darwin on August 1, 2003 04:56 pm CDT
Damn, I had thought up something extremely witty to say, and then forgot it after I read everyone elses posts  :x
Title: Re: FEATURING!!! PRESENTING!!! WOW!!!
Post by: Newbie on August 1, 2003 07:16 pm CDT
I'm surprised  more people haven't responded to this thread, rofl.. I guess they where just to freaked out to post.  :)
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Post by: Darwin on August 1, 2003 08:26 pm CDT
How does a guy pop 8 boners?  Do you have them running up and down your legs and maybe a couple on your stomach or something?
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Post by: Newbie on August 1, 2003 08:43 pm CDT
Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder.  The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant.  The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair.  Some old idiot is sitting by the couple.  The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners.  But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up.  The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure.  But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything.  The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive.  The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant.  Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound.  The ninja looks back at his girlfriend.  She smiles and they pork.

http://www.realultimatepower.net (http://www.realultimatepower.net)
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Post by: Darwin on August 1, 2003 09:00 pm CDT
(http://http://bellsouthpwp.net/p/e/perk2334/ninja.JPG)

Me gettin reamed by Mr Pringles:
(http://http://bellsouthpwp.net/t/w/twinhill/bugger.JPG)
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Post by: G-Unit2 on August 1, 2003 09:43 pm CDT
Quote from: "-RPG-secretagnt"
rofl, I spent the night at Newbie's house, so we all gathered around and wrote a queer porn novel.


It was like 3:30 in the morning, we couldn't think of ANYONE that posted on the forums ;_;



you.....SAD..SAD....SADDDDDD spotty faces child. *sigh*

People stop thinking about me.....honestly!
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Post by: -RPG-secretagnt on August 1, 2003 09:56 pm CDT
Go cry to your cow of a girlfriend.  :roll:
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Post by: Darwin on August 2, 2003 04:00 am CDT
(http://http://bellsouthpwp.net/t/w/twinhill/crab.JPG)
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Post by: DeathAdder on August 2, 2003 05:11 am CDT
That was the sickest thing i have ever read... Enough said i think i'll go read something less desterbing...
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Post by: Newbie on August 2, 2003 02:18 pm CDT
Nooo way, it's intended to be a joke.. you know it's funny, lol.  :)
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Post by: -RPG-secretagnt on August 2, 2003 08:43 pm CDT
Joke? PFF! Pure truth, and DeathAdder's fantasy. I think he's just jealous that he's not in it.
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Post by: Darwin on August 2, 2003 08:45 pm CDT
Now lets higher some actors to play the roles.  Ill edit the video!!!
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Post by: Newbie on August 2, 2003 08:47 pm CDT
Quote from: "Darwin"
Now lets higher some actors to play the roles.  Ill edit the video!!!


You're already in the story, you have your work cut out for you.

I'll film it!  :wink:   (eww)
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Post by: Darwin on August 2, 2003 08:50 pm CDT
You'll be lucky taht the cameraman rarely films himself while filming the porno  :lol:
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Post by: -RPG-secretagnt on August 2, 2003 09:07 pm CDT
Sweet, and I'm teh supah star!  8)


I'll write the sequel soon.