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« Reply #15 on: April 4, 2006 07:43 pm CDT »
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As kyrie said, salt would be good, but be careful about how much you take in. Anything more than 3-4x your daily requirement could kill you.

One thing you can do though is eat things high in fat and protein (peanuts, crackers, etc). The fat will slow down your digestive track, and things will tend to just hang in your stomach longer.

Good luck.
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« Reply #16 on: April 4, 2006 08:07 pm CDT »
uhh picture newbie without a shirt on. keeping yourself occupied with such sexy thoughts will completely take your mind off your bladder  8)
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« Reply #17 on: April 5, 2006 12:18 am CDT »
BOOOOOOOOOOUND 2 DRIZZOWN
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« Reply #18 on: April 5, 2006 12:18 am CDT »
Good idea!! Maintain an erection and you won't have to worry about urination.
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« Reply #19 on: April 5, 2006 12:37 am CDT »
I'm a purdy smart guy
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« Reply #20 on: April 5, 2006 01:47 am CDT »
it's hard to get a boner when you gotta take a piss though

i'd know from expierence
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« Reply #21 on: April 5, 2006 03:14 am CDT »
that's only because you penis...so small..us american have gigantic penis ^_^
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« Reply #22 on: April 5, 2006 03:50 am CDT »
gives new meaning to the song "Proud to be an american"
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« Reply #23 on: April 5, 2006 04:43 am CDT »
DONT'S

protein makes you have to piss. when animals go into hybernation their body burns fat which burns purely not releasing waste. our body cant do that cus we burn protein that releases waste which makes us piss.

pissing every 30-60 minutes would make you have to piss more i would think. your body would get into routine of pissing every 30 mins.

DO'S

id try what newbie said. use a small bottle but only when u need to.

wear ALOT of clothes. swetting will dehydrate you. wrestlers do it all the time to cut water weight for a match

take sleeping pills and music.

try those 3 things and ull be set.

when youre dehydrated, your body wont have to dispose of anything. id be practicing dehydrating urself
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« Reply #24 on: April 5, 2006 05:53 am CDT »
Or if you want $300. Get a job....
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« Reply #25 on: April 5, 2006 12:01 pm CDT »
If you want to do something dangerous like dehydrating yourself try some laxatives.  Doing this a day before should get your water level low. Just keep your liquid intake low to none afterwards.

Disclaimer: Prolonged dehydration can be dangerous.
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« Reply #26 on: April 5, 2006 03:50 pm CDT »
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Iv'e never heard of this before, but iv'e heard of poor people eating beans and drinking lots of water because the beans absorb it and make them not feel so hungry.  I would assume rice would work the same--perhaps even better because uncooked rice absorbs a lot of water.


I believe there is a law that says you can't throw rice at outside weddings because birds eat a ton of it then drink water and die from exploding stomachs. But maybe that's an urban legend, even if it would happen in theory. I'm not entirely sure eating uncooked rice or beans would help, they would be likely to absorb your stomach juices, but it might help a little. Just don't eat too much.
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« Reply #27 on: April 5, 2006 05:26 pm CDT »
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I believe there is a law that says you can't throw rice at outside weddings because birds eat a ton of it then drink water and die from exploding stomachs. But maybe that's an urban legend, even if it would happen in theory. I'm not entirely sure eating uncooked rice or beans would help, they would be likely to absorb your stomach juices, but it might help a little. Just don't eat too much.


Snopes says its not true about the birds.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp
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« Reply #28 on: April 5, 2006 06:19 pm CDT »
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Iv'e never heard of this before, but iv'e heard of poor people eating beans and drinking lots of water because the beans absorb it and make them not feel so hungry.  I would assume rice would work the same--perhaps even better because uncooked rice absorbs a lot of water.

I believe there is a law that says you can't throw rice at outside weddings because birds eat a ton of it then drink water and die from exploding stomachs. But maybe that's an urban legend, even if it would happen in theory. I'm not entirely sure eating uncooked rice or beans would help, they would be likely to absorb your stomach juices, but it might help a little. Just don't eat too much.


Yeah..  I thought about the rice thing and it would be kinda hard to eat much without water anyways.  I don't know if your stomach acids would be absorbed though since they would just break down the rice upon entering the stomach, but it could help a little.

Celtic actually took the words right out of my mouth..  haha.  If you don't have a job that pays $10 an hour or more, it could be worth it.

I'd just take 2 ambien like 12 hours through, and then go to sleep.  Hopefully if you're the last one, someone will wake you up and hand you $300 =)  I don't think the bottle thing is a good idea..  they probably already thought of that and will pat you down when you get in.
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« Reply #29 on: April 5, 2006 07:56 pm CDT »
If the bottle fails... wear a diaper. ^^

Although, I wouldn't bother for just... 300 dollars.
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