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General => Common Topic Symposium => Topic started by: Pecker on October 6, 2003 10:53 pm CDT

Title: TRPG Matrix!!
Post by: Pecker on October 6, 2003 10:53 pm CDT
Here I am, minding my own business and GE just comes up and does the matrix wall kick off my head!  :shock:



(http://http://members.cox.net/w00pecker/pics2/gematrix.JPG)
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Post by: General2k on October 6, 2003 10:57 pm CDT
lol... Go GE.. taking on admins and wiered things each day!!
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Post by: GE on October 6, 2003 11:05 pm CDT
I found a glitch in Teh TRPG Matrix.. Hence The kicking Of Agent Pecker's head .. lol
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Post by: GE on October 6, 2003 11:10 pm CDT
Quote from: "GE"
I found a glitch in Teh TRPG Matrix.. Hence The kicking Of Agent Pecker's head .. lol


lmao Pecker Head.. thats a very strong Agent..
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Post by: Lidge Farkley on October 6, 2003 11:18 pm CDT
This is the GE that was Creeping_Death on UBG?

:-)
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Post by: GE on October 6, 2003 11:19 pm CDT
Quote from: "Lidge Farkley"
This is the GE that was Creeping_Death on UBG?

:-)

 
Yes, Hi
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Post by: Pecker on October 6, 2003 11:20 pm CDT
Quote from: "Lidge Farkley"
This is the GE that was Creeping_Death on UBG?

:-)



Lol, yes Alc.
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Post by: Lidge Farkley on October 6, 2003 11:29 pm CDT
Hey man... I don't know if you remember me (Alcoholic007) or my rambling about Topaz, Topaz accessories, and slaying orc's for bounty... but I remember you at some point in there. :-p  heh.  No specific instances as of yet... that was a long time a go in TRPG time... I have forgotten a lot of what happened :-)
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Post by: Pecker on October 6, 2003 11:29 pm CDT
Quote from: "Lidge Farkley"
that was a long time a go in TRPG time... I have forgotten a lot of what happened :P
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Post by: GE on October 6, 2003 11:44 pm CDT
lmfao Mandy Pants.. anyone from UB&G should rememebr that,, Me and Eternal made that up.. ;).. i think that had sumthin to do w/ ur line of topaz accessories
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Post by: Hersh on October 7, 2003 12:10 am CDT
We should reopen a condom shope.. We can add new varieties now. Ofcourse Pecker would still need to test the item line...but hell itd be fun.
Alc, start playing more so we can get up to rl 1 lvl 100 or something and give away freebies to everyone.

Hersh
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Post by: Pecker on October 7, 2003 12:15 am CDT
Quote from: "Hersh"
Ofcourse Pecker would still need to test the item line...but hell itd be fun.



No no, it was remote-control tested...Pecker approved! lol
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Post by: Bice on October 7, 2003 12:18 am CDT
where can I get these?
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Post by: Lidge Farkley on October 7, 2003 03:13 am CDT
lol!  Bice... it's all a bunch of stuff I made up one afternoon and got Hersh to be my sales rep, pecker my approver, remote-control my tester, and who the hell knows who else to whatever else I did with that crazy line of TOPAZ products. :-)

As for the pants... I never hear the mandy-pants before this thread!  I used to say "Hey Pecker, nice pants!"  Every time I saw Pecker on UBG :-)


ANyhow... it was as it goes:
"remote-control tested, Pecker approved!"
"TOPAZ and TOPAZ accessories.  A Family Affair." (I think that was the other slogan... though I think affair might be Accord or Conglamerant, err... something crazy.

The products I remember:

#1  Thyne book to which you owe your soul n' salvation:
   The TOPAZ Testament!
(I would spout off random old-syle-talk-esque rambling about the TOPAZ comming and saving us, giving us food when we were without, making the trees grow strong, etc...)

Home Toiletries Line:
Tissue paper, Soap, Womens Hygenics, Toothpaste, Toothbrush, Towels, After Shave... and who else knows what else?

Backyard accessories:
Barbecue, charcoal, meat-sauce, who knows what else....

Contraceptive Products:
TOPAZ Condoms, Topaz spermicidal lubricant (pecker's idea... ;-D), Topaz birth control pills, on and on it went... Topaz Sponge... anything contraceptive you can think of, but made with genuine TOPAZ.

Some Camping supplies;
Topaz brand Tent, Topaz Camp stool, Topaz portable campfire, etc...

Everything was preceeded with the word TOPAZ, and when you were to ope thy lips er type thine holy TOPAZ, always ye shall bow thy head in praise o' der wonder.  blah blah blah! ! !

Too bad I cannot remember it all.  It was great stuff!

OH YEAHHH!!!

ALSO:

TOPAZ FOR GREAT SMITHAGE! ! !

Now YOU TOO can combine your TOPAZ and non-TOPAZ accessories with the divine are of TOPAZ SMITHAGE! ! !

//no limited time, just the following of the teachings in thyne holy book:  The TOPAZ Testament!

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!


I neeeed sleep.
Adios!

EDIT TO ADD:

Oh yeah..

Hersh:  Store frontman who sold the wares as my primary dealer.

remote-control:  tested everything... we mean everything for taste, texture, and TOPAZ quality.

Pecker: Approved the products after testing if they were worthy.... which they all were beccause they were made of the Devine TOPAZ.

Me... I ran the whole family. ;-)  Orriginally I came up with all the primary good; barbecue (habachi), tent, campfire, condoms, toothpaste, tissue paper, pretty much the whole contraceptive line except the spemicide-lube, etc... then remote and pecker hatched the spermicidal lube idea, and hersh built on that with the after shave and some other obscured items I can't remember any more.  It was a good time... and it actually got people in UBG collecting TOPAZ because they all thought there was some update that was going to include all our crazy crap (though I never said anything of an update... they just kind of started hoping I guess.)

In any case, I had collected more than 700 TOPAZ from Orc's alone in a matter of 3 days, and when I saved and logged off that was the last I was on the server :-p  Nobody would character transfer 700 TOPAZ to an other server though.  THey all said "TOPAZ??? those are so useless!"

hahah!

ANyhow... there's more to this story but I am forgetting the details.  Sleep time.
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Post by: BlAcK-IcE on October 7, 2003 07:32 am CDT
Quote from: "General2k"
lol... Go GE.. taking on admins and wiered things each day!!


Is he aloud to post here?
By the way stop with the dreaded TOPAZ CRAP  :wink:

I'm... Just playing, go on with the detailed story.
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Post by: General2k on October 7, 2003 08:44 am CDT
I'm allowed to speek you know...
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Post by: Silvanoshei on October 7, 2003 01:43 pm CDT
Quote from: "General2k"
I'm allowed to speek you know...


Of course you're allowed to "speek". Just stop speaking.
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Post by: GE on October 7, 2003 02:05 pm CDT
You have the right to remain silent, whatever you say will be misquoted and then later used against you.
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Post by: BlAcK-IcE on October 7, 2003 04:43 pm CDT
You can't even spell speak correct General.  :roll:
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Post by: General2k on October 7, 2003 06:04 pm CDT
i know how to spell speak lol.. It's more like a phraze or Tweek in speaking... lol so you want every word correct... heeh.  like boooya.. thats not how you spell it but thats how you whould say it...
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Post by: DeadBreed on October 7, 2003 06:08 pm CDT
Quote from: "General2k"
i know how to spell speak lol.. It's more like a phraze or Tweek in speaking... lol so you want every word correct... heeh.  like boooya.. thats not how you spell it but thats how you whould say it...
*cough*bullshit*cough**cough*bullshit*cough*
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Post by: Silvanoshei on October 7, 2003 07:14 pm CDT
Don't treat message boards like you're having a chat with your buddies. Put a little more time into your posts.
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Post by: Hersh on October 7, 2003 07:34 pm CDT
The Matrix or Topaz topics are better then another "Vs. General," lets not go there again.

Alc? Do you play Rpg anymore, or have you worked on your site at all? I left mine alone since the last time you talked me into it.

Hersh

Edit: Lol, seems I can't stay on topic either.  :roll:
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Post by: Silvanoshei on October 7, 2003 07:46 pm CDT
Quote from: "Hersh"
another "Vs. General"


lmfao...  :lol:
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Post by: Pecker on October 7, 2003 08:02 pm CDT
Yeah, don't ruin my cool posty by talkin about General or arguin with him plz. :?
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Post by: BlAcK-IcE on October 7, 2003 10:19 pm CDT
It brings life and joy to me though.
It's pure entertainment!
It's brillant i tell you brillant!
 :P
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Post by: General2k on October 7, 2003 10:37 pm CDT
lol... talking to me makes life more interesting / funnier, When fight back..

BlAcK-IcE: It brings life and joy to me though.
It's pure entertainment!
It's brilliant I tell you brilliant!

lol pecker it doesnt matter Im not that person... lol
The fight is over unless you want me to be an ass again...
"Making the forums more interesting"
For a few days now Im getting bored because there is nothing to post about...

Any hoot lets not go off topic..
And I will put a little more time into my post... thank you vary much...

just to let you know Brillant is spelled"Brilliant"
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Post by: Lidge Farkley on October 8, 2003 01:29 am CDT
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It brings life and joy to me though.
It's pure entertainment!
It's brillant i tell you brillant!


Or extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem OFN ! ! ! ;-)

Naa... I really don't have time for getting involved much with anything any more.  I need to move out, get stable, then work on all this stuff on the weekends.  As it stands I work all day 5 days for money and 2 days for my family.  At the end of the day I usually just zone out on CS for 1-3 hours because my brain is no longer comprehending reality at a stable enough rate to write more than a few paragrphs of thought out material per night.... plus it's so much easier to put off working on my site and play CS ;-)  I will get to it though! I promise you Hersh, or TOPAZ isn't the divine rock which createth my meager and wretched hide (armor... for just 500 coind this can be yours!)

Peace Hersh... I promise I'll get around to it... if I don't die :-)  I'll always post here though, so we'll be in touch! :-D
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Post by: Lidge Farkley on October 8, 2003 01:57 am CDT
Celebrant:  TOPAZ be with you!

People:  *and also with you*

Celebrant:  Please be seated.

;-)

Aye... TOPAZery is the keenest in undergarments this fall season!

TOPAZ.  It's not just a mineral, it's a way of life!
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Post by: BlAcK-IcE on October 8, 2003 07:31 am CDT
When you put time in you're post, it also has to do with how you spell things, and learn how to use puncuation,.!?:;'"/\[]

If talking to you makes you're life interesting, you must not have a life....
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Post by: General2k on October 8, 2003 08:02 am CDT
what does that have to do with anything.... Me making your life intresting means i dont have a life.. lol... your just really stupid.
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Post by: BlAcK-IcE on October 8, 2003 04:34 pm CDT
You're pointless to argue with, you dont even read my post, you just post and you dont know what the hell you're talking about.
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Post by: Pecker on October 8, 2003 04:35 pm CDT
SHUSH!  :evil:
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Post by: BlAcK-IcE on October 8, 2003 04:39 pm CDT
Lmao, pecker has locked the last 2 threads of General, it would be funny if this was the 3rd you had to lock.(And this is yours haha)

*starts to walk away*  :P
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Post by: bigbigger9 on October 8, 2003 04:56 pm CDT
:wink: )