Post by: LastWish on October 23, 2003 08:30 pm CDT
The following is an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of Professor Poopy pants!" by Dav Pilkey: In it,
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names. Here's how...
Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name:
* a = poopsie
* b = lumpy
* c = buttercup
* d = gidget
* e = crusty
* f = greasy
* g = fluffy
* h = cheeseball
* i = chim-chim
* j = stinky
* k = flunky
* l = boobie
* m = pinky
* n = zippy
* o = goober
* p = doofus
* q = slimy
* r = loopy
* s = snotty
* t = tootie
* u = dorkey
* v = squeezit
* w = oprah
* x = skipper
* y = dinky
* z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last name:
* a = apple
* b = toilet
* c = giggle
* d = burger
* e = girdle
* f = barf
* g = lizard
* h = waffle
* i = cootie
* j = monkey
* k = potty
* l = liver
* m = banana
* n = rhino
* o = bubble
* p = hamster
* q = toad
* r = gizzard
* s = pizza
* t = gerbil
* u = chicken
* v = pickle
* w = chuckle
* x = tofu
* y = gorilla
* z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:
* a = head
* b = mouth
* c = face
* d = nose
* e = tush
* f = breath
* g = pants
* h = shorts
* i = lips
* j = honker
* k = butt
* l = brain
* m = tushie
* n = chunks
* o = hiney
* p = biscuits
* q = toes
* r = buns
* s = fanny
* t = sniffer
* u = sprinkles
* v = kisser
* w = squirt
* x = humperdinck
* y = brains
* z = juice
Post by: BlAcK-IcE on October 23, 2003 08:34 pm CDT
Post by: LastWish on October 23, 2003 08:45 pm CDT
Post by: Bice on October 23, 2003 09:00 pm CDT
my name is Loopy AppleFace
Post by: xkenshinx on October 23, 2003 09:04 pm CDT
Post by: BlAcK-IcE on October 23, 2003 09:21 pm CDT
Post by: Pecker on October 23, 2003 09:28 pm CDT
Post by: Particle on October 23, 2003 09:37 pm CDT
Post by: 7 on October 23, 2003 11:28 pm CDT
Post by: jake-hell on October 23, 2003 11:35 pm CDT
Post by: Pecker on October 23, 2003 11:42 pm CDT
Post by: Newbie on October 24, 2003 12:37 am CDT
Post by: Lidge Farkley on October 24, 2003 02:46 am CDT
i - cootie
s - fanny
So it's basically saying my asshole is dirty. I don't like this game. :-(
Post by: LastWish on October 24, 2003 06:28 am CDT
Post by: BlAcK-IcE on October 24, 2003 07:20 am CDT
Quote from: "Pecker"
Well it's official, so far, my new name is the coolest :lol:
Post by: Kendril on October 24, 2003 09:54 am CDT
Post by: Silvanoshei on October 24, 2003 11:21 am CDT
Post by: Darwin on October 24, 2003 04:55 pm CDT
Post by: Nitelthrome-X on October 24, 2003 05:28 pm CDT
I'm with Lidge. A breast cootie's my wang? Eww!
Post by: LastWish on October 25, 2003 02:38 am CDT
Post by: FrieD on October 25, 2003 08:25 am CDT
Post by: Nitelthrome-X on October 25, 2003 09:07 pm CDT
Post by: Hack-N-Slash on October 26, 2003 07:59 pm CST
Post by: Bice on October 27, 2003 08:30 am CST
Just like HomeStar Runner
Post by: Nitelthrome-X on October 27, 2003 02:38 pm CST
Post by: GE on October 27, 2003 02:46 pm CST
all i have to say is... waffles and buns dont mix
Post by: Full-Life on October 29, 2003 09:50 am CST
Post by: DeathAdder on October 29, 2003 01:42 pm CST
and Full... take that damn avatar off NOW.
Post by: GE on October 29, 2003 01:45 pm CST
Post by: -Icer- on October 29, 2003 01:55 pm CST
Quote from: "Newbie"
Squeezit gerbil lips.
Same thing =\
Post by: Nurosagi on November 3, 2003 01:00 am CST
Post by: Full-Life on November 3, 2003 09:41 am CST
Post by: Nurosagi on November 3, 2003 11:26 am CST
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