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General => Common Topic Symposium => Topic started by: remote-control on January 18, 2004 11:36 pm CST

Title: bastards...
Post by: remote-control on January 18, 2004 11:36 pm CST
well i was on my way to work today, and since i havent been in my car since last night when i went to my friends, i look back to change lanes, and the small window near the passenger side in the back, was busted.. some mother forker tried to break into my car last night probably, and would have gotten all my new malarkey i just got!!! thank god he prolly got scared cause of a car.. or else he would have gotten my subs, new amp, and all this malarkey >_< this is the second time its happened (last time about 2 years ago day before xmas) i hope i catch this guy if he tries it again (ive taken everything out of my car though, so aint crap left) cause if i catch him.. woo boy it aint gonna be pretty
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Post by: Darwin on January 18, 2004 11:38 pm CST
Beef up your security.  My grandfather is gonna get a beehive this summer (he used to beekeep as a hobby).  Unfortunately for me, it means that sneaking over the fence will quite an ordeal for me.  :(

He was talkin about how itll keep people from sneaking over teh fense, and looked over at me.
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Post by: remote-control on January 18, 2004 11:41 pm CST
this was no where near my backyard or anything though, i have to park my car out front, we have 5 vehicles to park :-\  lol and, when this happened on my truck, i got an alarm put on it, well now when my dad gave me his mustang cause its better on gas and such, i had no alarm, well thats gonna be one of the first things i put on it now.
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Post by: Darwin on January 19, 2004 01:56 am CST
Quote from: "remote-control"
...my dad gave me his mustang cause its better on gas and such...


Or because you must have a really nice dad
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Post by: Particle on January 19, 2004 08:15 am CST
If you ever re-install your audio stuff, please keep in mind that if you bolt/weld things down, the theif is more likely to destroy it from anger than declare defeat and run.  The best strat is to keep them out of the car.  Also, if they are injured on your property (as if you were to surround your car by razor wire for example) then in this great country of ours, you may be sued.  It's BS, I know.
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Post by: UnderGod on January 19, 2004 04:13 pm CST
Yeah, I was going to make my own security alarm by wiring the battery to the body so you shock the hell out of someone when they touched it, but then I found out it is manslaughter.
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Post by: neil on January 19, 2004 04:35 pm CST
i don't worry about these things since im only 14, maybe i'll put some security on my skateboard.... make it expode or somthing when people try to skate on it
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Post by: remote-control on January 19, 2004 04:55 pm CST
hes aight darwin, sometimes we get along, sometimes its hell, but anyways, im sending back the amp, and selling my speakers, i would rather keep the money now, i guess a system just doesnt appeal to me as much as it used to :-\
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Post by: Paradox666 on January 19, 2004 05:00 pm CST
Ill be damn. Keep it so i can try to steal it again





 :?



Wait a sec..
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Post by: Newbie on January 19, 2004 06:53 pm CST
Quote from: "UnderGod"
Yeah, I was going to make my own security alarm by wiring the battery to the body so you shock the hell out of someone when they touched it, but then I found out it is manslaughter.


Wouldn't that really run down your battery? That'd be cool but what if you put the car key in the keyhole and you got shocked? lol..
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Post by: UnderGod on January 19, 2004 11:29 pm CST
I would have a switch to turn it off, and yes it would run down the battery, but at least it would keep the assholes out of my jeep.
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Post by: neil on January 19, 2004 11:57 pm CST
lol you have a jeep....
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Post by: Taurik on January 20, 2004 01:45 am CST
Actually, that would be more likely to blow up your battery... connecting both terminals to the metal body would also cause the terminals to connect to each other. Leaving it that way all night would, at best, ruin the battery.

I spent way too much time trying to make batteries and things blow up in grade school :\ Luckily I never succeeded :D
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Post by: Quaduce on January 20, 2004 02:23 am CST
what year mustang is it
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Post by: Hack-N-Slash on January 20, 2004 06:16 am CST
Quote from: "UnderGod"
Yeah, I was going to make my own security alarm by wiring the battery to the body so you shock the hell out of someone when they touched it, but then I found out it is manslaughter.


Keep the amperage (current) down and up the volts, as long as you keep it below 30 milliamperes your odds of giving a heart attack decease... if thats what you want... :roll: (Actually, 3 to 5 milliamps can stun a person for minutes at a time...think taser)

the more volts, the more unpleasantness...

Oh yeah, remote, try sleeping in your car with a big butcher knife next time... or something long, sharp looking, and metallic would do... Swords would scare the piss out of anyone I live near.
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Post by: remote-control on January 20, 2004 04:27 pm CST
quaduce its a 96
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Post by: Quaduce on January 20, 2004 09:33 pm CST
my suggestion

sell it ;/
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Post by: Darwin on January 20, 2004 10:36 pm CST
Tie a hungry german shepherd to the bumper of your car...
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Post by: UnderGod on January 21, 2004 06:12 am CST
Quote from: "Darwin"
Tie a hungry german shepherd to the bumper of your car...


Then how are you supposed to get to it?
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Post by: Newbie on January 21, 2004 02:21 pm CST
I'd throw it a piece of meat or a bone.. THEN rob the car.. lol  :lol:
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Post by: Silvanoshei on January 21, 2004 03:30 pm CST
That only works in cartoons.  :P
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Post by: Sinister on January 22, 2004 04:06 pm CST
Lmao, sleeping in the car, although unpleasant,  will scare the bastards away and will probably keep them from coming back.  Also you might get a raving mad dog in there, that will do the trick also.  The only problem with having the dog in there is that you may have to kill it to be able to drive your vehicle.  So I suggest that if you take this action, make sure you have a large inventory of Raving mad dogs available to you.  I would check with your local animal shelter, although they may get suspicious if you continually come in for new animals :)
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Post by: Darwin on January 22, 2004 04:10 pm CST
A hungry german shepherd that likes YOU.
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Post by: Particle on January 22, 2004 04:22 pm CST
Volts cause muscles to release, amps cause them to contract.  Amperage is what kills, not voltage.  High voltage and very low amperage is a way to make it hurt like hell without killing somebody.

Just keep in mind that I'm not trying to give pointers, nor do I condone electrically charged security systems.
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Post by: Newbie on January 22, 2004 04:33 pm CST
Yeah, they make those cow electrical fences, and dog fences with high volts and low amps..

Feels like a dull jolt.  :shock:  

I remember one time when my friend took a piss on one...
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Post by: Silvanoshei on January 22, 2004 04:36 pm CST
Is your friend a retard?
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Post by: xkenshinx on January 22, 2004 04:55 pm CST
Quote from: "Silvanoshei"
Is your friend a retard?


I hope thats rhetorical ... cause everyone knows all of newbies friends are retarded :P
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Post by: Newbie on January 22, 2004 05:07 pm CST
Quote from: "xkenshinx"
Quote from: "Silvanoshei"
Is your friend a retard?

I hope thats rhetorical ... cause everyone knows all of newbies friends are retarded :P
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Post by: Darwin on January 22, 2004 05:41 pm CST
I have an ab energizer (which i thought would work freshman year).  How stupid i am.  Anyway, I was just thinking about cutting out a dot section of one, turning it up on high, and walking around school shocking people.
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Post by: DeathAdder on January 23, 2004 11:52 am CST
Lol! friend of mine brought a mini one to school and they rule. slap it on your arm and turn it up your hand curls so fast it hurts. You can't even open your hand up. Its fun, do it to your leg and you kick ppl when you turn it on! ^_^
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Post by: Taurik on January 23, 2004 03:38 pm CST
Get one of those disposable cameras (with the flash) and break the flash. Then touch someone with it and take a picture ;p
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Post by: Newbie on January 23, 2004 04:24 pm CST
Quote from: "Darwin"
I have an ab energizer (which i thought would work freshman year).  How stupid i am.  Anyway, I was just thinking about cutting out a dot section of one, turning it up on high, and walking around school shocking people.


ab energizer.. what exactly are you talking about? I want to learn how to make a homemade taser. :O
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Post by: Darwin on January 23, 2004 04:56 pm CST
Ab Energizer was a thing you would strap to your stomach or pecks and turn it on.  It would make your mucles contract involuntarily, but the shock hurt like a unsavory woman.
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Post by: Newbie on January 23, 2004 06:25 pm CST
Quote from: "Darwin"
Ab Energizer was a thing you would strap to your stomach or pecks and turn it on.  It would make your mucles contract involuntarily, but the shock hurt like a bitinlarch.


Kickass! I wanna buy one and put it on my forehead.

Do they really build muscle?
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Post by: Quaduce on January 23, 2004 06:33 pm CST
They dont really build muscle but its more for long term work out for lazy peeps (i have some myself heh)

IMO they are great. Good for your abs if you use them correctly. They are mainly used as like, a mesage type deal, wich is good aswell.

Just dont go to sleep with it on, cuz youll be in a world of hurt when you wake up.