Post by: Particle on November 28, 2006 02:44 pm CST
There's no specific topic or pattern to follow or anything like that. As a community, we've proven time and time again that we're incapable of such things in the past. So, this is totally free-form.
I'll go first.
(http://http://www.forumspile.com/Internet-Don't_worry_sir.jpg)
Post by: Celtic16 on November 28, 2006 08:25 pm CST
Post by: Frantic on November 28, 2006 08:33 pm CST
Post by: Particle on November 28, 2006 09:08 pm CST
(http://http://www.pcrpg.org/pics/misc/Zingers.jpg)
Post by: Lidge Farkley on November 28, 2006 09:24 pm CST
(http://http://a.wholelottanothing.org/junkdrawer/matth.jpg)
Post by: 12Stones on November 29, 2006 12:57 am CST
Post by: KoRo on November 29, 2006 02:08 am CST
(http://http://www.fototime.com/15E19F4BE93CBFC/orig.jpg)
Post by: slorge_gridlock on November 29, 2006 08:08 am CST
(http://http://mywebpages.comcast.net/sgoodhart1/allwomen.jpg)
Post by: Celtic16 on November 29, 2006 08:42 am CST
(http://http://www.clint.ca/argue/argue.jpg)
Corona i'm sorry i had to use you as an example here
Post by: Darwin on November 29, 2006 10:02 am CST
Post by: Celtic16 on November 29, 2006 10:23 am CST
Post by: Particle on November 29, 2006 10:41 am CST
Post by: Celtic16 on November 29, 2006 10:43 am CST
Quote from: "Particle"
Probably the funny part is that Corona doesn't look anything like that anymore. He's skinny.
LMAO...corona .....skinny???? roffle! Nice one part!
next think you'll be telling me he isn't poor anymore......*waits for it*
Post by: slorge_gridlock on November 29, 2006 11:36 am CST
Post by: Sako on November 29, 2006 11:48 am CST
Wake up man.. you are 22 and still act like a retarded kids of the internet.
Post by: Sako on November 29, 2006 12:03 pm CST
http://www.break.com/index/snow_board_face_slam.html (http://www.break.com/index/snow_board_face_slam.html)
Also look at this.. it's really forked up lol http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006 ... 1gal03.gif (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/11/nov21gal03.gif)
and this : http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006 ... 1gal12.jpg (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/11/nov21gal12.jpg)
and this : http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006 ... 1gal19.jpg (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/11/nov21gal19.jpg)
Post by: Corona on November 29, 2006 01:59 pm CST
Quote from: "Celtic16"
(http://http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/1446/fagmanob9.jpg)
Wrong thread, this is neither a funny picture nor funny crap. Just another Brenda MS Paint Rebuttal coming on the heels of something that actually was funny.
But yeah, gallstones + working your ass off = weight loss. Maybe you should try it, Brenda.
Post by: Particle on December 1, 2006 02:12 am CST
Post by: Darwin on December 1, 2006 10:27 am CST
Post by: Artorius on December 1, 2006 02:16 pm CST
I would categorize this as.. wtf?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=uv42j5Y-uHM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=uv42j5Y-uHM)
Post by: Xenos on December 1, 2006 02:58 pm CST
Quote from: "Artorius"
Probably NSFW...
I would categorize this as.. wtf?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=uv42j5Y-uHM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=uv42j5Y-uHM)
Yeah wtf? Found something better in related.
NSFW
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ayw9NdlBlA&mode=related&search=
Post by: Lidge Farkley on December 2, 2006 10:54 pm CST
Post by: KoRo on December 3, 2006 12:49 am CST
Post by: Sako on December 3, 2006 12:50 pm CST
Quote from: "KoRo"
pr0n lol
not really..
Post by: KoRo on December 3, 2006 08:54 pm CST
Quote from: "Sako"
not really..I was referring to the link that Xenos posted...sorry shoulda specified.
Post by: RedneckNoob on December 3, 2006 11:57 pm CST
(http://http://0wn3d.dk/owned/flamingchair.jpg)
(http://http://0wn3d.dk/owned/Mc-Own3d.jpg)
(http://http://0wn3d.dk/owned/own3d-thief.gif)
(http://http://0wn3d.dk/owned/owned91.jpg)
(http://http://0wn3d.dk/owned/owned.jpg)
(http://http://0wn3d.dk/owned/pwned_cat1.jpg)
(http://http://0wn3d.dk/owned/tragedy.jpg)
Sorry for it being so long. Those are just my favorites that I currently have saved
.
Post by: KoRo on December 4, 2006 12:06 am CST
Lots of azns in that set...
Post by: Lidge Farkley on December 4, 2006 04:14 am CST
Quote from: "KoRo"
lmao!
Lots of azns in that set...
I find this comment offensive.
Post by: Xenos on December 4, 2006 06:19 am CST
Quote from: "KoRo"
Quote from: "Sako"not really..I was referring to the link that Xenos posted...sorry shoulda specified.
It showed up on YouTube under related from Artorius's link. Girls kissing with no nudity isn't porn anyway.
Post by: Sako on December 4, 2006 10:07 am CST
Post by: KoRo on December 4, 2006 07:58 pm CST
Post by: Particle on December 4, 2006 11:38 pm CST
Now there's an e-classic if I've ever seen one.
Post by: Particle on December 4, 2006 11:47 pm CST
(http://http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk.png)
Post by: KoRo on December 4, 2006 11:56 pm CST
(http://http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-06/optimus-prime-sculture-china.jpg)
Post by: 12Stones on December 5, 2006 07:16 am CST
Post by: KoRo on December 7, 2006 03:53 am CST
Post by: Particle on December 7, 2006 12:59 pm CST
"Where's Toto?"
"How's Dorothy?"
"Isn't Kansas in black and white?"
"You've heard of the Internet?"
grah
Post by: Celtic16 on December 7, 2006 01:20 pm CST
Post by: Sako on December 7, 2006 04:03 pm CST
Quote from: "Celtic16"
How's Dorothy, Particle?
Can you tell me why do you ask this question here and in this thread.. can you tell me?
Post by: Particle on December 7, 2006 05:42 pm CST
1) In 1939 a grayscale movie was produced called "The Wizard of Oz". It starred a fictional character named Dorothy, who lived in Kansas on a farm. Long story short, she and her dog were wisked away to a strange but magical land by a tornado, she goes to see the "wonderful Wizard of Oz" along with people she meets along the way to see if he can send her home, defeats wicked witches, and wakes up in the end since it was a dream. The movie has since become a classic, with various parts entering pop culture. One of these is a quote about not being in Kansas anymore, which has been used in everything from casual conversation to the 1999 film "The Matrix". Other elements include the dog named Toto, the witches, etc.
2) Throughout all of my life at least, it has been a common occurance that any Kansan outside of the region surrounding Kansas has a good chance of having pop culture elements of "The Wizard of Oz" used as a joke including them.
3) A spoof of the classic motivational posters was shown here, including an image of a strange, digital environment with the title "KANSAS" and the infamous quote below it. This builds on "The Wizard of Oz" movie.
4) I posted a few common things people say to Kansans when their place of origin is discovered.
5) Celtic posted one of those, including myself in the joke. I am from Kansas...hence the connection.
Does that make sense?
Post by: Celtic16 on December 7, 2006 07:39 pm CST
Post by: Artorius on December 7, 2006 09:14 pm CST
Quote from: "Particle"
"Isn't Kansas in black and white?"
My joke was pure gold, love it.
On topic:
http://kittys.ytmnd.com (http://kittys.ytmnd.com)
Post by: sin on December 7, 2006 10:36 pm CST
Quote from: "KoRo"
(http://http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-06/optimus-prime-sculture-china.jpg)
This pic reminds me of our own local Godlike figure.
(http://http://www.tulsahomesguide.com/img/tulsa-golden-driller.jpg)
Post by: Particle on December 8, 2006 01:01 am CST
Post by: Aphex on December 8, 2006 09:51 am CST
(http://http://www.infomotions.com/gallery/heart-of-texas/Images/DSCN0745_1.jpg)
Post by: sin on December 8, 2006 10:05 am CST
Quote from: "Particle"
Oklahoma?
Yes.
And look closely at his feet cause there's a penguin there. WTF were they thinking?
Post by: Particle on December 8, 2006 10:47 am CST
Post by: sin on December 8, 2006 11:28 pm CST
Post by: Particle on December 9, 2006 12:45 am CST
Are we ever going to get that voice chat going? I've been coming up with a ton of ideas I'd like to get some reactions to.
Post by: Kyrie on December 9, 2006 01:40 am CST
Winter break is about to start which means I have a month of pure free time I'd like to devote to something.
Post by: KoRo on December 9, 2006 06:24 am CST
Quote from: "Particle"
I'll explain it in ascending temporal order:
3) A spoof of the classic motivational posters was shown here, including an image of a strange, digital environment with the title "KANSAS" and the infamous quote below it. This builds on "The Wizard of Oz" movie.
For those who are uneducated [not directing this to Particle, as im sure he knows where its from], that is a picture from a surprisingly decent game called Tron 2.0, based on the ABSOULTELY FARKING unsavory woman-ASS HELLUVA MOVIE "Tron" (That was a joke)
Whats the voice chatting for?
Post by: Corona on December 9, 2006 08:16 am CST
(http://http://catmas.com/images/2006/12/i-almost-has-a-hamster.jpg)
(http://http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/notice.JPG)
Post by: villman420 on December 9, 2006 12:27 pm CST
Post by: Kyrie on December 9, 2006 01:02 pm CST
Saw this sign near Madison.
(http://http://www.whisperswild.com/sigs/bong.jpg)
Post by: slorge_gridlock on December 9, 2006 11:19 pm CST
Quote from: "Kyrie"
That looks like my guinea pig...
Hey, although my male guinea pig, "Willie", has passed on (Thank you to Corona for the ""Willie" Memorial Quest series") I still have two females, Bailey and Bitsy.
(http://http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9059/bandbdz1.jpg)
They have been moved to the garage. As Agent Smith would say..."It's the smell". I have temporarily annexed them to my girl's playroom during the sub-freezing tempuratures (even here in Savannah, GA).
(http://http://mywebpages.comcast.net/sgoodhart1/page/pigs1.jpg)
(http://http://home.earthlink.net/~michaelclancy3/HardeevilleElephants2.jpg)
Here's some elephants I see everyday on my way to work, and below is a view I rarely see, unless purchasing fireworks. I have nicknamed them Bitsy and Bailey.
(http://http://home.earthlink.net/~michaelclancy3/HardeevilleElephants1.jpg)
I buy gas at the station across the street from these guys (right of the pink one). I got the elephant pics from some bicycling guys site.
is this post too long?
Post by: Noalear on December 10, 2006 12:46 pm CST
Post by: Darwin on December 10, 2006 01:16 pm CST
Post by: Particle on December 10, 2006 01:17 pm CST
Post by: slorge_gridlock on December 10, 2006 07:30 pm CST
Post by: plasma on December 10, 2006 08:21 pm CST
Post by: Particle on January 18, 2007 04:11 pm CST
This is really good.
Post by: Paradox666 on January 18, 2007 06:51 pm CST
This guy...just watch it. Hes great.
Another good one.
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=778 (http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=778)
(http://http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/ceiling.jpg)
(http://http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/omg.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on January 18, 2007 09:16 pm CST
(http://http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/server.jpg)
That look like my cat!
(http://http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/astronaut.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on January 20, 2007 06:53 pm CST
Post by: Particle on January 21, 2007 10:13 am CST
---
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrGab01lDgQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrGab01lDgQ)
Post by: KoRo on January 21, 2007 12:42 pm CST
Either way thats kinda cool
Post by: Paradox666 on January 21, 2007 01:58 pm CST
http://discharges.org/h/0301/ (http://discharges.org/h/0301/) <--reminds me of so many people on this server
http://discharges.org/h/0901/ (http://discharges.org/h/0901/)
Post by: slorge_gridlock on January 22, 2007 11:00 am CST
http://http://slorge.blogspot.com/2007/01/youtube-epic.html
it proves it, YES I really am a nerd.
Post by: Sako on January 22, 2007 11:25 am CST
Quote from: "slorge_gridlock"
Here's an exchange between me a dwarf in the UK
http://http://slorge.blogspot.com/2007/01/youtube-epic.html
it proves it, YES I really am a nerd.
You seem scared and lost:P but I would like to know how do you make your voice in your episode ? and if I can have it
Post by: villman420 on January 22, 2007 12:39 pm CST
Post by: Paradox666 on January 22, 2007 03:08 pm CST
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
Post by: Xenos on January 22, 2007 04:15 pm CST
Quote
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick forkers)
<anamexis> :<
This thread needs more funny pictures.
Post by: Paradox666 on January 22, 2007 04:40 pm CST
Edit* (http://http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1006/lmao7hz.gif)
Post by: slorge_gridlock on January 22, 2007 05:59 pm CST
Post by: slorge_gridlock on January 22, 2007 06:01 pm CST
Post by: slorge_gridlock on January 22, 2007 06:03 pm CST
Post by: slorge_gridlock on January 22, 2007 06:05 pm CST
Post by: slorge_gridlock on January 22, 2007 06:08 pm CST
Post by: RedneckNoob on January 24, 2007 12:19 am CST
To clear myself of all claims of prejudice I will make the following statement: My mormon friend gave this to me.
Post by: KoRo on January 24, 2007 02:00 am CST
Quote from: "slorge_gridlock"
(http://http://mywebpages.comcast.net/sgoodhart1/brickloud.gif)What is he saying?
Post by: Particle on January 24, 2007 03:27 pm CST
Post by: Paradox666 on January 24, 2007 03:56 pm CST
Post by: Particle on January 24, 2007 04:17 pm CST
Post by: Paradox666 on January 24, 2007 04:48 pm CST
Forgot Particles seen it all
Post by: Xenos on January 24, 2007 05:12 pm CST
Quote from: "RedneckNoob"
(http://http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/RedneckNoob/owned-42873.jpg)
To clear myself of all claims of prejudice I will make the following statement: My mormon friend gave this to me.
That movie rocked.
Post by: Particle on January 24, 2007 05:51 pm CST
Post by: slorge_gridlock on January 25, 2007 07:09 pm CST
Partical ususally knows what he's talking about. Otherwise he stays quiet. smart.
Post by: [.Jinx.] on January 25, 2007 07:18 pm CST
Post by: Particle on January 25, 2007 08:00 pm CST
Post by: Particle on January 25, 2007 08:05 pm CST
Post by: Paradox666 on January 25, 2007 08:41 pm CST
Post by: Xenos on January 25, 2007 08:55 pm CST
rofl at the ^^
Post by: villman420 on January 26, 2007 11:57 am CST
Post by: KoRo on January 26, 2007 07:35 pm CST
Quote from: "villman420"
(http://http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6963/rippyel3.jpg)
Aaaah that one got me right in the heart
Post by: Particle on January 27, 2007 01:40 pm CST
Don't ask.
Post by: Paradox666 on January 27, 2007 03:25 pm CST
Post by: KoRo on January 27, 2007 08:02 pm CST
Quote from: "Particle"
Yeah, that's what she said.
Don't ask.
Don't have to. I use that one all the time.
Post by: Lidge Farkley on January 28, 2007 09:45 pm CST
Proof that jesus loved the gays. <3
(lol.. here is http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1170041672149.jpg (http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1170041672149.jpg) to that image.. hahahh...)
Post by: KoRo on January 28, 2007 09:50 pm CST
Quote from: "Lidge Farkley"
(http://http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1170041672149.jpg)Broken links = Jesus <3 Gays ?
Proof that jesus loved the gays. <3
(lol.. here is a link (http://http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1170041672149.jpg) to that image.. hahahh...)
Post by: Lidge Farkley on January 28, 2007 09:51 pm CST
http://http://mustcutmustkill.ytmnd.com
I used an image I found at shmorky.com for the bg.
<3
Post by: Lidge Farkley on January 28, 2007 10:05 pm CST
Quote from: "KoRo"
Quote from: "Lidge Farkley"(http://http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1170041672149.jpg)Broken links = Jesus <3 Gays ?
Proof that jesus loved the gays. <3
(lol.. here is a link (http://http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1170041672149.jpg) to that image.. hahahh...)
I don't get it.. aparently they have some order of blocking system..
copy/paste this link, I guess:
Code: [Select]
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1170041672149.jpg
Post by: KoRo on January 29, 2007 01:34 am CST
Post by: Jeenyus on January 30, 2007 06:32 am CST
Post by: slorge_gridlock on January 30, 2007 07:20 pm CST
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ha9gIhyYG94
I did this during the course of an hour teleconference, so nuthing special. And yes, I am a tub of goo.
Post by: KoRo on January 30, 2007 08:51 pm CST
I knew you were a robot.
Post by: villman420 on January 30, 2007 11:29 pm CST
check out all his videos here
http://http://www.myspace.com/thenintendonerd
i seriously watched all these and was laughing bc they brought up my childhood and me getting pissed at games
Post by: KoRo on January 31, 2007 12:14 am CST
Post by: Particle on January 31, 2007 06:52 pm CST
Post by: Xenos on January 31, 2007 07:36 pm CST
Quote from: "villman420"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEVzPCY2T-g
check out all his videos here
http://http://www.myspace.com/thenintendonerd
i seriously watched all these and was laughing bc they brought up my childhood and me getting pissed at games
I love this! It reminds me of all the malarkeyty games I played years ago.
Post by: KoRo on January 31, 2007 08:31 pm CST
Post by: Particle on January 31, 2007 10:51 pm CST
Post by: villman420 on January 31, 2007 11:40 pm CST
Post by: KoRo on February 1, 2007 01:18 am CST
Post by: sin on February 1, 2007 08:05 am CST
Post by: slorge_gridlock on February 1, 2007 12:41 pm CST
j/k bff <3 Rick James, bi-atch
Post by: Sako on February 1, 2007 03:37 pm CST
Post by: sin on February 1, 2007 05:13 pm CST
Post by: Sako on February 1, 2007 07:30 pm CST
Post by: slorge_gridlock on February 2, 2007 08:24 am CST
I'm trying my best to refrain from bashing AFK miners, though. The houses people bought are making it more difficult to mess with people, though I have killed some by standing outside their house and casting divinefury. But that's a rare find.
Post by: Artorius on February 2, 2007 09:27 am CST
Quote from: "villman420"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEVzPCY2T-g
check out all his videos here
http://http://www.myspace.com/thenintendonerd
i seriously watched all these and was laughing bc they brought up my childhood and me getting pissed at games
Good stuff.
Post by: RedneckNoob on February 2, 2007 10:24 pm CST
(http://http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/wallpapers/embrace_1024.jpg)
(http://http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/wallpapers/wedding_800.jpg)
(http://http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/RedneckNoob/36f1b7fb9d92.jpg)
(http://http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/RedneckNoob/2878ebdcbfd9.jpg)
Post by: Paradox666 on February 2, 2007 10:46 pm CST
wtf, is he trying funnier than me.
Post by: Particle on February 3, 2007 10:17 am CST
Quote from: "RedneckNoob"
(http://http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/wallpapers/wedding_800.jpg)
Now that's funny.
Post by: Artorius on February 3, 2007 06:17 pm CST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIjjWXstjZc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIjjWXstjZc)
I would try it.
Post by: Paradox666 on February 4, 2007 07:53 pm CST
GO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJNORLhN ... ed&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJNORLhN22g&mode=related&search=)
Post by: KoRo on February 4, 2007 08:14 pm CST
Post by: Noalear on February 4, 2007 11:07 pm CST
Post by: sin on February 5, 2007 01:26 pm CST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8q-elxC6gU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8q-elxC6gU)
Then watch this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI)
Post by: Sako on February 5, 2007 06:03 pm CST
Post by: KoRo on February 6, 2007 01:05 am CST
Post by: Kyrie on February 6, 2007 01:21 am CST
(http://http://whisperswild.com/sigs/uber.gif)
The story isn't that great, but the illustration is awesome!
Post by: sin on February 6, 2007 02:39 am CST
Post by: Sako on February 6, 2007 12:02 pm CST
Post by: sin on February 6, 2007 12:18 pm CST
Post by: KoRo on February 6, 2007 10:51 pm CST
Post by: Corona on February 7, 2007 12:26 am CST
(http://http://linneberg.com/rpgpics2/asciifoodles.jpg)
Post by: sin on February 7, 2007 02:34 am CST
(http://http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/TRPGSINISTER/collage.jpg)
Post by: sin on February 7, 2007 02:44 am CST
(http://http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/TRPGSINISTER/loadingscreen.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on February 7, 2007 04:11 am CST
(http://http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/168/chasciivu1.jpg)
Post by: Vorter_X_ on February 14, 2007 08:47 pm CST
Post by: RedneckNoob on February 16, 2007 07:36 pm CST
Quote
From family member Ken Pantling in England we get the following news item:
"During a bungled surveillance operation a policeman opened fire on two innocent suspects thinking that he had been shot by one of them. He later realized that he had, in fact, shot himself, in the leg."
The Brits may be ahead of us on the way to total insignificance, but not by much.
Quote
LIFE IN THE 1500'S
These are interesting.
Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children! Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until
when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway.
Hence the saying a "thresh hold."
(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."
Sometimes they could
obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found t have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."
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Three minute management course
Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not" So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got
the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth
night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly
spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson:
Bullmalarkey might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The
dung was actually thawing him out. He laid there all warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following
the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out
and ate him.
Management Lesson:
1) Not everyone who malarkeys on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of malarkey is your friend..
3) And when you're in deep malarkey, it's best to keep your mouth
shut!
This ends the three minute management course
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My Christmas Card,
For My Democratic Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions
of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted
calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishers. By accepting these greetings you are accepting
these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish
or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year !
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome"
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If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.
The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period.
That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capitol which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington.
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Let's hear it from Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.
A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown.
Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on national television.
"I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another the Islamic law, that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, independent courts, democracy, and would prefer Sharia law and have the opportunity to go to another country, which practices it, perhaps, then, that's a better option", Costello said.
Asked whether he meant radical clerics would be forced to leave, he said those with dual citizenship could possibly be asked to move to the other country. Education Minister Brendan Nelson later told reporters that Muslims who did not want to accept local values should "clear off. Basically people who don't want to be Australians, and who don't want to live by Australian values and understand them, well then, they can basically clear off", he said.
Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques Quote: "IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians." "However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the 'politically correct' crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Australia." "However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand." "This idea of Australia being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Australians, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle." "This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom"
"We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish
to become part of our society, Learn the language!"
"Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture."
"We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us."
"If the Southern Cross offends you, or you don't like " A Fair Go", then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. By all means, keep your culture, but do not force it on others.
"This is OUR
COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'."
"If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."
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In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
> -------------------------------------------
> Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
> -------------------------------------------
> The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
> -------------------------------------------
> Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury.
> -------------------------------------------
> Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
> -------------------------------------------
> Coca-Cola was originally green.
> -------------------------------------------
> It is impossible to lick your elbow.
> -------------------------------------------
> The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
>
> -------------------------------------------
> The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
> -------------------------------------------
> The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
> Spades - King David
> Hearts - Charlemagne
> Clubs -Alexander, the Great
> Diamonds - Julius Caesar
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
> A. Their birthplace
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
> A. Obsession
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
> A. One thousand
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
> A. All were invented by women.
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
> A. Honey
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
> A. Father's Day
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
> It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
> 1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
> 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
> 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
> 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
> 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
> 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
> 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
> 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
> 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
> 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
> AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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Irreverent Jokes
Issue #103
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one-by-one began to tell their stories.
“Johnny, do you have a story to share?â€
Post by: Particle on February 17, 2007 09:54 am CST
Post by: RedneckNoob on February 17, 2007 06:36 pm CST
Post by: Paradox666 on February 19, 2007 09:43 am CST
Post by: villman420 on February 20, 2007 04:12 am CST
best site you all will ever see
Post by: KoRo on February 20, 2007 05:18 am CST
Post by: Vorter_X_ on February 21, 2007 10:09 am CST
omg love the beavis & butthead
Post by: villman420 on February 21, 2007 11:12 am CST
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Post by: RedneckNoob on February 21, 2007 11:53 am CST
Post by: RedneckNoob on February 26, 2007 02:03 am CST
Look at the patches on his arm.
Post by: RedneckNoob on February 26, 2007 05:38 pm CST
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed
him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say
they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you
close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullmalarkey and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Post by: Xenos on February 26, 2007 07:36 pm CST
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I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newletter.
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 4, 2007 10:38 pm CST
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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>
>1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
>Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing
>Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
>2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
>Your Voice.
>
>3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
>If They Want Fries with that.
>
>4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
>"In."
>
>5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once
>Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
>Switch to Espresso.
>
>6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For
>Smuggling Diamonds"
>
>7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance
>With The Prophecy."
>
>8. Don't use any punctuation
>
>9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
>10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,
>with a serious face.
>
>11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
>Go."
>
>12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
>13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
>Don't Rhyme?
>
>14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
>Play tropical Sounds All Day.
>
>15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
>Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The
>Mood.
>
>16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
>Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
>
>17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
>Won!, I Won!"
>
>18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
>Parking lot, Yelling
>"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>
>19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
>Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Post by: Vorter_X_ on March 7, 2007 09:08 am CST
Post by: Corona on March 7, 2007 10:30 am CST
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and others: http://stephenharper.org/pics/ (http://stephenharper.org/pics/)
and especially this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IfKRX7CqUY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IfKRX7CqUY)
*edit* apparently i do post in threads like this, then forget about it until months later. so here's another one, for KoRo:
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Post by: Vorter_X_ on March 7, 2007 11:08 am CST
Post by: Particle on March 7, 2007 06:29 pm CST
Post by: Vorter_X_ on March 7, 2007 07:19 pm CST
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Post by: KoRo on March 7, 2007 09:21 pm CST
Quote from: "Corona"
*edit* apparently i do post in threads like this, then forget about it until months later. so here's another one, for KoRo:
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Seen it many times
But its the thought that counts!Corona, is that Hitler eating a Watermelon?
Post by: Corona on March 7, 2007 09:49 pm CST
does it look like hitler eating a watermelon?
Post by: KoRo on March 8, 2007 12:57 am CST
Quote from: "Corona"
hehe koro... oh...I dont know. It looked like many things before the watermelon-eating thign was the most convincing.
does it look like hitler eating a watermelon?
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 8, 2007 07:18 pm CST
I just found this one too funny not to share.
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
>doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
>
>Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
>were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into
>the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
>
>Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
>pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic
>act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
>now considered her to be mentally stable.
>
>When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good
>news and bad news. *The good news is you're being discharged, since you
>were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
>life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound
>mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, hung himself in the bathroom with his
>bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
>
>Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How
>soon can I go home?"
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Post by: Xenos on March 8, 2007 08:55 pm CST
I had a lol at the one below
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Post by: KoRo on March 8, 2007 09:16 pm CST
Post by: Particle on March 9, 2007 12:21 am CST
That is the saddest looking cat I've ever seen.
Post by: Vorter_X_ on March 9, 2007 05:45 am CST
Quote from: "KoRo"
I dont like that last one
Yes you do NOW LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!
Post by: KoRo on March 9, 2007 06:54 pm CST
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 9, 2007 06:56 pm CST
Quote from: "Xenos"
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Omg I love that one. I had just made a Soviet Russia joke right before I saw it, too.
Post by: Xenos on March 9, 2007 08:30 pm CST
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Post by: Kyrie on March 9, 2007 11:59 pm CST
Post by: KoRo on March 10, 2007 12:52 am CST
Quote from: "Kyrie"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pIqhUCZgwXQrofl!
Post by: Xenos on March 10, 2007 05:58 am CST
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Post by: RedneckNoob on March 10, 2007 10:09 am CST
Post by: Particle on March 10, 2007 12:14 pm CST
Post by: Gnight on March 10, 2007 02:18 pm CST
Post by: villman420 on March 10, 2007 03:23 pm CST
Post by: villman420 on March 10, 2007 03:23 pm CST
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Post by: Sako on March 10, 2007 06:37 pm CST
Post by: Celtic16 on March 10, 2007 06:51 pm CST
Post by: Gnight on March 10, 2007 06:53 pm CST
Post by: Xenos on March 10, 2007 10:12 pm CST
(http://http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4666/bikesandladdersbu3.jpg)
(http://http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/lovethisthread.jpg)
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 10, 2007 11:46 pm CST
Quote from: "Celtic16"
why did you ask such a stupid question
Because you are taking up all of my oxygen with your labored breathing. Go get some exercise.
Post by: Particle on March 11, 2007 10:38 am CDT
Cats are hilarious.
Post by: Particle on March 11, 2007 10:49 am CDT
Post by: Sako on March 11, 2007 12:39 pm CDT
(http://http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8193/wadafoukgp9.th.jpg) (http://http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wadafoukgp9.jpg)
Post by: Corona on March 11, 2007 03:37 pm CDT
(http://http://stephenharper.org/tongue.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on March 11, 2007 05:26 pm CDT
Post by: Particle on March 11, 2007 08:39 pm CDT
Post by: Sako on March 11, 2007 08:46 pm CDT
Post by: Vorter_X_ on March 11, 2007 09:04 pm CDT
I will assume all of you have youtube accts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFSYUHB3meI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFSYUHB3meI)
Post by: Paradox666 on March 11, 2007 09:43 pm CDT
Post by: Particle on March 11, 2007 10:13 pm CDT
Post by: Kyrie on March 12, 2007 04:37 pm CDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPhCO3L ... ed&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPhCO3LrtQ&mode=related&search=)
Post by: villman420 on March 12, 2007 08:48 pm CDT
Post by: -X- Aaragorn on March 12, 2007 11:47 pm CDT
(http://http://www.xtremewestcoast.com/MouseinSnake.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on March 13, 2007 12:11 am CDT
Post by: Kyrie on March 13, 2007 12:13 am CDT
(http://http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051005/051005_python_hmed_11a.hmedium.jpg)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9600151/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9600151/)
Post by: -X- Aaragorn on March 13, 2007 12:19 am CDT
Post by: Particle on March 13, 2007 12:29 am CDT
Quote from: "Kyrie"
Not cats, but very awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPhCO3L ... ed&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPhCO3LrtQ&mode=related&search=)
That guy is extremely talented
Post by: villman420 on March 13, 2007 06:55 pm CDT
warning racial slurs. i know its mean but i cant help but laugh
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 13, 2007 09:07 pm CDT
Quote from: "Particle"
Quote from: "Kyrie"Not cats, but very awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPhCO3L ... ed&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyPhCO3LrtQ&mode=related&search=)
That guy is extremely talented
Someone emailed me a bunch of his pictures. It was annoying.
Post by: villman420 on March 15, 2007 03:04 am CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 15, 2007 05:52 pm CDT
Quote from: "villman420"
(http://http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b286/Alexander11s/2af480fe50128bd2ec33bde5de69cacd.gif)
Omfg that's pure gold. That thing is so amazing.
Post by: Xenos on March 15, 2007 08:04 pm CDT
(http://http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/5623/warrantiesvoidedqm4.jpg)
(http://http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/139/wtfudoinmg4od5.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on March 16, 2007 12:20 am CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 16, 2007 07:14 pm CDT
Quote from: "Xenos"
(http://http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/139/wtfudoinmg4od5.jpg)
This picture looks so much like one of my eleven cats. Yes, that's right, eleven. No, I'm not a freak, I just love cats.
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 17, 2007 07:02 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on March 17, 2007 07:21 pm CDT
Post by: Vorter_X_ on March 17, 2007 09:15 pm CDT
Post by: Kyrie on March 26, 2007 01:33 pm CDT
Post by: Gnight on March 26, 2007 02:41 pm CDT
Quote from: "RedneckNoob"
(http://http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/RedneckNoob/232.gif)
Holy forking malarkey!
EDIT:
Your spam filter is gay -_-
Post by: Xenos on March 27, 2007 11:40 am CDT
Post by: Sako on March 27, 2007 03:09 pm CDT
Post by: Particle on March 27, 2007 08:56 pm CDT
Quote from: "Kyrie"
(http://http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/7671/1174932790398qd0.jpg)
Now that's funny.
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 28, 2007 01:33 am CDT
Quote
I remember the first time I really understood what it was to be an American… what it was to be a patriot.
I was just a kid… a million years ago, it seems sometimes. Maybe twelve. I was reading Mark Twain. And he wrote something that struck me right down to my core… something so powerful, so true, that it changed my life. I memorized it so I could repeat it over and over across the years. He wrote "In a republic, who is 'the country?'"
Is it the government which is for the moment in the saddle? Why, the government is merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them. Who then, is 'the country?' Is it the newspaper? Is it the pulpit? Why, these are mere parts of the country, not the whole of it; they have not command, they have only their little share in the command.
In a monarchy, the kind and his family are the country; in a republic, it is the common voice of the people. Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak. It is a solemn and weighty responsibility and not lightly to be flung aside at the bullying of pulpit, press, government, or the empty catchphrases of politicians. Each must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, and which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide it against your convictions is to be an unqualified and inexcusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.
If you alone of all the nation shall decide one way, and that way be the right way according to your convictions of the right, you have done your duty by yourself and by your country. Hold up your head, you have nothing to be ashamed of.
Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world – "No, you move."
Captain America A.K.A Steve Rogers in The Amazing Spider-Man issue 537
While it isn't funny, it's amazing.
Post by: Xenos on March 28, 2007 04:23 pm CDT
(http://http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5908/kitten20savesgy0.jpg)
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 28, 2007 07:58 pm CDT
Quote from: "Xenos"
(http://http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/2283/grammarcatuq7.jpg)
Where the heck do you find this gold?
Post by: Xenos on March 29, 2007 09:40 pm CDT
Quote from: "RedneckNoob"
Quote from: "Xenos"
Where the heck do you find this gold?
(http://http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5849/breadcatvl3.jpg)
Ok two more pics and I'll post it.
(http://http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/5847/dontcatab2.jpg)
Post by: Sako on March 30, 2007 12:15 pm CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 30, 2007 06:24 pm CDT
Quote from: "Sako"
What is funny about the last picture?
It's asian food with a cat on it.
Post by: Particle on March 30, 2007 08:14 pm CDT
Post by: Xenos on March 31, 2007 06:30 am CDT
Quote from: "Sako"
What is funny about the last picture?
I'm sure it would be funny if I knew what it said.
(http://http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7082/tube20kittensa6.jpg)
Post by: Kyrie on March 31, 2007 11:44 pm CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on April 1, 2007 06:20 pm CDT
Quote from: "Xenos"
(http://http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7082/tube20kittensa6.jpg)
No wonder I'm lagging >_>.
Post by: Sako on April 1, 2007 07:25 pm CDT
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=moBAqSkYcKE (http://youtube.com/watch?v=moBAqSkYcKE) that guy have real balls of steel
Post by: Xenos on April 6, 2007 07:02 pm CDT
(http://http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/387/garbage20compactorsdd5.jpg)
(http://http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7641/ihasabukketscc7.jpg)
(http://http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9987/ikeacatsomeassemblyrequjz6.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on April 6, 2007 07:07 pm CDT
(http://http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/31/In_your_macaroni.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on April 6, 2007 07:13 pm CDT
(http://http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0a/Catsex.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on April 6, 2007 07:24 pm CDT
(http://http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d7/Caturdaysequence1.jpg)
(http://http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c1/Caturdaysequence2.jpg)
(http://http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8c/Caturdaysequence3.jpg)
(http://http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/72/Caturdaysequence4.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on April 7, 2007 11:14 am CDT
http://http://www.youtube.com/v/g-9Tho7a4TI
Post by: Sako on April 7, 2007 12:00 pm CDT
Quote from: "Xenos"
The Most Disturbing YouTube Ever
http://http://www.youtube.com/v/g-9Tho7a4TI
lol that malarkeye is really weird
Post by: HUBBA on April 7, 2007 04:32 pm CDT
Quote from: "Sako"
Quote from: "Xenos"The Most Disturbing YouTube Ever
http://http://www.youtube.com/v/g-9Tho7a4TI
lol that malarkeye is really weird
and twisted.
Post by: bungle on April 8, 2007 01:25 am CDT
Quote from: "Sako"
lol thats too funny..
- http://youtube.com/watch?v=moBAqSkYcKE (http://youtube.com/watch?v=moBAqSkYcKE) that guy have real balls of steel
Haha, I saw all that guys videos... very funny.
Post by: Gnight on April 8, 2007 05:27 pm CDT
URBAN SPRINTING!!! (http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBctCjlFkpk)
Post by: RedneckNoob on April 8, 2007 10:17 pm CDT
http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20070407 (http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20070407)
Post by: Gnight on April 9, 2007 02:04 am CDT
REAL URBAN SPRINTING!!! (http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=yDMdXBTjvL4)
LEG IT!
Post by: Kyrie on April 9, 2007 08:28 pm CDT
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cNVrMZX2kms (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cNVrMZX2kms)
Post by: Paradox666 on April 9, 2007 09:33 pm CDT
Post by: Sako on April 10, 2007 09:58 pm CDT
Post by: slorge_gridlock on April 11, 2007 08:04 pm CDT
Quote from: "Sako"
lol, is it a real image or its modified?
I wouldn't put anything past those Manga Anime folks. It's probably real.
Post by: Xenos on April 14, 2007 06:27 am CDT
(http://http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7893/lookitkmorgum0.jpg)
(http://http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2696/pwnednu4.jpg)
Post by: Particle on April 16, 2007 04:54 pm CDT
Quote from: "Gnight"
My personal favourite,
URBAN SPRINTING!!! (http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=YBctCjlFkpk)
That is the best thing I've seen so far today.
Post by: Corona on April 16, 2007 11:10 pm CDT
Post by: Particle on April 17, 2007 03:24 pm CDT
Post by: Xenos on April 17, 2007 08:10 pm CDT
(http://http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/4062/knockfirstplzla2.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on April 17, 2007 08:11 pm CDT
(http://http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/6110/noyoucanthascheezburgeraq8.jpg)
Post by: Particle on April 18, 2007 12:34 pm CDT
(http://http://www.pcrpg.org/pics/misc/blanketcatsmall.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on April 18, 2007 07:39 pm CDT
Post by: Gnight on April 19, 2007 03:18 pm CDT
Post by: bungle on April 19, 2007 03:56 pm CDT
Quote from: "Gnight"
(http://http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Stormy_Pwns_j00/Vt_howmanydied_banner.gif)
Uhh... read the topic.
Post by: Gnight on April 19, 2007 05:03 pm CDT
Quote from: "bungle"
Quote from: "Gnight"(http://http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Stormy_Pwns_j00/Vt_howmanydied_banner.gif)
Uhh... read the topic.
C'mon, that was funny. Ok, some banner ads are just terrable.
Post by: villman420 on April 19, 2007 11:25 pm CDT
Post by: Particle on April 21, 2007 01:27 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on April 22, 2007 02:48 am CDT
(http://http://www.norcalblogs.com/commission/images/hobo.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on April 24, 2007 09:59 am CDT
(http://http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/5038/thiswilldozu3.jpg)
(http://http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/9382/moresocksni9.jpg)
(http://http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8849/snozzberriesqa1.jpg)
(http://http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/5033/imaforkingcathx0.jpg)
Post by: RedneckNoob on April 25, 2007 12:49 am CDT
Post by: Corona on April 25, 2007 01:09 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on April 25, 2007 05:35 am CDT
Post by: kharandhil on April 26, 2007 05:46 pm CDT
Post by: HUBBA on April 26, 2007 08:01 pm CDT
Quote from: "KoRo"
I like 'em
Me to.
Post by: Xenos on April 26, 2007 08:27 pm CDT
This is where the awesome pics are: http://http://www.dropline.net/cats/
I would of hotlinked to them but it's not allowed
Post by: RedneckNoob on April 27, 2007 05:58 pm CDT
.
Post by: KoRo on April 27, 2007 06:43 pm CDT
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C9O7JB9proM& ... ed&search= (http://youtube.com/watch?v=C9O7JB9proM&mode=related&search=)
Post by: -ShaNNaRa- on May 1, 2007 02:55 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on May 1, 2007 05:30 am CDT
Quote from: "-ShaNNaRa-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_Xgi36mmUforking awesome
Post by: kharandhil on May 1, 2007 10:24 am CDT
Quote from: "-ShaNNaRa-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_Xgi36mmU
OMG the second funniest thing that made me rly Roll on the floor laughing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ziMGYd3 ... ed&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ziMGYd3cgQ&mode=related&search=)
Post by: Xenos on May 1, 2007 07:39 pm CDT
Quote from: "KoRo"
Quote from: "-ShaNNaRa-"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js_Xgi36mmUfark awesome
Quote
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.
Lolz?
Post by: -ShaNNaRa- on May 1, 2007 08:13 pm CDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc4R1THlrwY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc4R1THlrwY)
Post by: RedneckNoob on May 4, 2007 02:46 pm CDT
Post by: -ShaNNaRa- on May 5, 2007 12:12 am CDT
Post by: Xenos on May 5, 2007 09:20 am CDT
(http://http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5200/liquorstorecatpf4.jpg)
(http://http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/970/1170536631144wf6.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on May 6, 2007 07:56 am CDT
(http://http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8761/1166905506744ew0.jpg)
Post by: Xenos on May 6, 2007 08:01 am CDT
Post by: -ShaNNaRa- on May 9, 2007 02:04 am CDT
Post by: -ShaNNaRa- on May 9, 2007 02:32 am CDT
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0TlZpga ... ed&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0TlZpgaEZ4&mode=related&search=)
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V35w3Lz7 ... ed&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V35w3Lz7d4Y&mode=related&search=)
warning: contains swearing
Post by: Particle on May 9, 2007 04:01 pm CDT
Post by: Corona on May 9, 2007 08:28 pm CDT
Post by: Corona on May 9, 2007 09:02 pm CDT
Post by: villman420 on May 9, 2007 11:35 pm CDT
Post by: Corona on May 10, 2007 05:15 am CDT
(http://http://stephenharper.org/pics/oxy_cocktin.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on May 11, 2007 02:11 am CDT
Post by: Xenos on May 20, 2007 09:14 am CDT
(http://http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/7664/inurrealityiy4.png)
Post by: RedneckNoob on June 10, 2007 04:11 pm CDT
(http://http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j167/Marc001/billary.jpg)
Post by: bungle on June 11, 2007 12:25 am CDT
Quote from: "Particle"
http://downloads.pcrpg.org/video/clips/GMod10%20Nuclear%20Bomb.mkv
Garry's Mod 10 is amazing.
Post by: Particle on June 11, 2007 03:22 am CDT
(http://http://www.pcrpg.org/pics/misc/nothanks.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on June 11, 2007 01:43 pm CDT
(http://http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sorrow144/Space/mdtyqhqvio1.jpg)
Buzz Aldrin punching a conspiracy theorist regarding "fake moon landings"
(http://http://www.csicop.org/articles/20021018-aldrin/anim.gif)
Post by: Adam6 on June 25, 2007 12:16 pm CDT
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA)
Post by: Adam6 on June 25, 2007 12:26 pm CDT
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7LOKvvcBxVQ (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7LOKvvcBxVQ)
Post by: Dyre on June 25, 2007 02:25 pm CDT
I'll warn you in advance, the contents of this video creep up from the depths of Cthulhu's oceanic lair. Men have been known to go mad from this spectacle. I am not responsible for what happens to your sanity.
You have been warned.
Post by: villman420 on June 25, 2007 10:45 pm CDT
Post by: Sako on June 26, 2007 04:00 pm CDT
Post by: Corona on June 28, 2007 10:08 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on June 29, 2007 02:53 am CDT
Post by: Aphex on June 29, 2007 08:21 am CDT
other than that I would like that 2 minutes of my life back please
Post by: Corona on June 29, 2007 11:19 am CDT
No, you can't has 2 minutes of your life back (Not Yours)
Post by: Xenos on June 29, 2007 08:58 pm CDT
Quote from: "Corona"
(I guess; this video only contains trace amounts of sense)
It was just one WTF scene after another.
Post by: KoRo on August 13, 2007 12:54 am CDT
Post by: Sako on August 15, 2007 11:36 pm CDT
Quote from: "KoRo"
http://www.destructoid.com/minesweeper-the-movie-37770.phtml
this is not funny
Post by: Particle on August 16, 2007 01:15 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on August 16, 2007 04:44 am CDT
This guy freaks me out
http://www.youtube.com/user/TayZonday (http://www.youtube.com/user/TayZonday)
Post by: RedneckNoob on January 13, 2008 06:54 pm CST
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 9, 2008 01:45 am CST
Post by: Particle on March 9, 2008 10:14 am CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 11, 2008 09:27 pm CDT
Post by: Seasomeor on March 14, 2008 12:49 am CDT
Quote from: "RedneckNoob"
(http://http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/RedneckNoob/1204011198341.jpg)
Err, you look at that and for a few seconds you actually believe it. You start pondering if it's possible, then finally you conclude, no f'ing way.
Post by: Kyrie on March 14, 2008 11:45 am CDT
Post by: Kyrie on March 14, 2008 01:49 pm CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 14, 2008 05:34 pm CDT
Quote from: "Kyrie"
It works, I just did it with a pencil, hammer, and some thread.
I forking love you. Take a picture of it.
Post by: Triton- on March 17, 2008 06:55 pm CDT
(http://http://www.pcrpg.org/pics/misc/ak47poster.jpg)
Enough said.
Post by: Particle on March 17, 2008 07:05 pm CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 22, 2008 11:34 pm CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 23, 2008 11:10 am CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 24, 2008 07:33 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on March 31, 2008 09:06 am CDT
Post by: slorge_gridlock on March 31, 2008 09:40 pm CDT
(http://http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc174/rowdyron_album/1176879621250ae0.jpg)
Post by: slorge_gridlock on March 31, 2008 09:47 pm CDT
(http://http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w86/CosmicScherzo/fail.jpg)
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 31, 2008 10:49 pm CDT
[attachment=1:3eja9oh4]1193765434827.png[/attachment:3eja9oh4]
[attachment=2:3eja9oh4]1193758885489.gif[/attachment:3eja9oh4]
Post by: astal on April 6, 2008 07:43 pm CDT
Post by: astal on April 6, 2008 07:52 pm CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on April 6, 2008 09:37 pm CDT
[attachment=1:yqm6fl9a]1193632097303.jpg[/attachment:yqm6fl9a]
[attachment=0:yqm6fl9a]1193761013609.jpg[/attachment:yqm6fl9a]
Post by: Particle on April 7, 2008 07:22 am CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on April 8, 2008 05:29 pm CDT
[attachment=1:2t04niss]1194065923713.jpg[/attachment:2t04niss]
[attachment=2:2t04niss]1193763146737.jpg[/attachment:2t04niss]
Post by: RedneckNoob on April 10, 2008 08:17 pm CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on April 14, 2008 02:52 am CDT
[attachment=1:2ngvegam]1196408550017.jpg[/attachment:2ngvegam]
[attachment=2:2ngvegam]1196306445888.jpg[/attachment:2ngvegam]
Post by: KoRo on April 14, 2008 08:42 am CDT
(http://http://pix.sparky-s.ie/images/aha3ifo6acf9agpvyvhq.jpg)
Stolen from Irashi
Post by: Kyrie on April 17, 2008 10:02 am CDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
Post by: KoRo on April 17, 2008 10:58 am CDT
Quote from: "Kyrie"
Some good stuff, but I think I can top it ALLLL:Die in a fire -.-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
Post by: RedneckNoob on April 17, 2008 10:41 pm CDT
Quote from: "Kyrie"
Some good stuff, but I think I can top it ALLLL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
I LOVE RICK ASTLEY!!
Post by: slorge_gridlock on April 18, 2008 10:01 pm CDT
Post by: Corona on April 29, 2008 08:43 pm CDT
Post by: Celtic16 on April 29, 2008 08:54 pm CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on May 4, 2008 11:37 am CDT
[attachment=1:2yzid8eo]1196671815438.jpg[/attachment:2yzid8eo]
[attachment=2:2yzid8eo]1196430207131.jpg[/attachment:2yzid8eo]
Post by: Corona on May 6, 2008 06:23 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on May 6, 2008 02:10 pm CDT
Post by: -ShaNNaRa- on May 7, 2008 04:30 pm CDT
Post by: Vorter_X_ on May 8, 2008 10:05 pm CDT
Post by: astal on May 19, 2008 10:41 am CDT
Post by: Vorter_X_ on May 19, 2008 07:18 pm CDT
Post by: astal on May 21, 2008 05:56 pm CDT
Post by: Vorter_X_ on May 26, 2008 12:32 pm CDT
I drew and or colored these in my senior year (2005)
(http://http://www.bythethroat.org/images/Eat/trevorpastel2vr.jpg)
(http://http://www.bythethroat.org/images/Eat/trevorpen6mh.jpg)
(http://http://www.bythethroat.org/images/Eat/trevorpencil4ga.jpg)
And sadly to say I have not drawn one thing since then =\
(http://http://www.bythethroat.org/images/Eat/samfrodo4kn.gif)
Sure everyone has seen that by now LoL
These actually also might be in this very thread...I hope not...
Post by: KoRo on May 27, 2008 07:38 pm CDT
Post by: Vorter_X_ on June 2, 2008 05:19 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on June 3, 2008 08:45 am CDT
(http://http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/lilbigdude5/Cool%20Pics/beforeM.jpg)
(http://http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/lilbigdude5/Cool%20Pics/afterM.jpg)
(http://http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/lilbigdude5/Cool%20Pics/study-fail.jpg)
(http://http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/lilbigdude5/Cool%20Pics/ICONATOR_a1f287db135f75cd071cfd5276.gif)
Post by: KoRo on June 19, 2008 08:42 pm CDT
http://youtube.com/watch?v=23Te7QAsH6w (http://youtube.com/watch?v=23Te7QAsH6w)
Post by: RedneckNoob on June 27, 2008 10:23 pm CDT
[attachment=1:1n8s3guu]1214068828383.jpg[/attachment:1n8s3guu]
[attachment=2:1n8s3guu]1214066109650.jpg[/attachment:1n8s3guu]
[attachment=3:1n8s3guu]1213965626445.jpg[/attachment:1n8s3guu]
Post by: HUBBA on July 2, 2008 04:12 pm CDT
Post by: Lidge Farkley on July 5, 2008 07:57 pm CDT
I wonder how people choose what to look like these days...
...I have looked about the same for almost 10 years now.
Post by: Particle on July 7, 2008 08:32 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on July 11, 2008 04:03 am CDT
Post by: Arf on July 11, 2008 03:44 pm CDT
Post by: HUBBA on July 11, 2008 04:49 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on July 26, 2008 01:19 am CDT
Everyone else, watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE)
Post by: Corona on July 28, 2008 11:43 am CDT
Quote from: "KoRo"
Corona is this you? Looks like your cat
http://youtube.com/watch?v=23Te7QAsH6w (http://youtube.com/watch?v=23Te7QAsH6w)
HAHAHA. it does
Post by: Riddle on August 6, 2008 08:55 pm CDT
hope you understand this one
(http://http://www.iamsofakingwetodddid.com/sofa_king.jpg)
Brand Name Condoms
(http://http://www.link-through.com/condom_brand_slogans/brand_name_condoms.jpg)
Post by: RedneckNoob on August 7, 2008 02:45 pm CDT
Post by: Riddle on August 7, 2008 05:38 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on August 15, 2008 02:39 am CDT
(http://http://www.pcrpg.org/pics/misc/Russian%20Invasion%20of%20Georgia.png)
Post by: JayJay on August 16, 2008 08:14 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on August 20, 2008 04:11 pm CDT
Stupid anti-link stuff. Copy/paste into browser until I find a better one.
Post by: Vorter_X_ on August 20, 2008 08:23 pm CDT
Here
(http://http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/6850/vaginadentataii5.png) (http://http://imageshack.us)
(http://http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/6850/vaginadentataii5.51b7df9874.jpg) (http://http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=395&i=vaginadentataii5.png)
Post by: KoRo on August 22, 2008 06:39 pm CDT
It has the ebaumsworld.com logo on it >_>
And it's gross. lol
Post by: Vorter_X_ on August 24, 2008 02:16 am CDT
(http://http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8296/picardnofacepalmfz6.jpg) (http://http://imageshack.us)
(http://http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8296/picardnofacepalmfz6.9eacfb9371.jpg) (http://http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=362&i=picardnofacepalmfz6.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on September 19, 2008 02:13 am CDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC2jV8sC ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC2jV8sCv1c&feature=related)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccF50ssJKVA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccF50ssJKVA)
Post by: Lidge Farkley on September 19, 2008 03:55 pm CDT
Post by: Vorter_X_ on September 27, 2008 04:40 am CDT
No...It's not me...I'm 6'4" and I weigh 175lbs...This guy outweighs me by at least 100...
Post by: KoRo on September 28, 2008 11:20 pm CDT
Post by: Vi on October 1, 2008 06:25 am CDT
(http://http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1980/gtr2v7ut05h5c62kke1y9hqjh5.jpg)
(http://http://yarp2.motivatedphotos.com/autocdn/motivatedphotos/http://yarp.motivatedphotos.com/uploads/2008/8/19/633547867107691033-fromadistanceyoullshtbricks.jpg)
(http://http://i33.tinypic.com/jz6stv.jpg)
(http://http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k206/hairyknuckle/Funny/glassbottle.gif)
(http://http://forum.relentguild.com/album_pic.php?pic_id=441)
Post by: KoRo on October 5, 2008 10:28 pm CDT
Post by: Lidge Farkley on October 7, 2008 04:41 am CDT
Quote from: "Vi"
Now to contribute to this thread.
(http://http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1980/gtr2v7ut05h5c62kke1y9hqjh5.jpg)
Ahh man... I remember when E-Bay was like this back in 2000-2001... some times I wanted to reach through the computer and hold the person on the other end up to my face and ask "what the hell is your insanity issue???" But... instead I learned to ignore them.
!!
Oh yeah... and:
(http://http://riotclitshave.com/2008.10/8bshcabd.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on October 26, 2008 08:04 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on October 30, 2008 12:18 am CDT
Post by: Particle on November 1, 2008 10:19 am CDT
Post by: 12Stones on November 4, 2008 07:12 pm CST
saw this on the local news a few days ago and he put a video of it up on youtube.. haha
Post by: Particle on November 8, 2008 10:12 am CST
Post by: Lidge Farkley on November 9, 2008 12:55 am CST
We live in a society of children; playground children who have adult bodies.
Every year I consider carving pumpkins and covering my yard with a paintball gun. I have fierce insomnia so I doubt I would miss the ability to stay awake all night.
Post by: KoRo on February 27, 2009 11:10 pm CST
Post by: Lidge Farkley on March 1, 2009 12:12 am CST
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 11, 2009 04:16 pm CDT
I shouldn't have to explain why it's funny.
Post by: Particle on March 11, 2009 04:58 pm CDT
Wow. I wonder if that guy asked that question just to see the reactions he'd get.
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 11, 2009 07:36 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on March 12, 2009 02:55 am CDT
Post by: RedneckNoob on March 12, 2009 03:00 am CDT
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/RedneckNoob/shoop.jpg)
Post by: Lidge Farkley on March 13, 2009 10:40 am CDT
Post by: Particle on March 13, 2009 11:43 pm CDT
Post by: Corona on March 14, 2009 09:42 pm CDT
Post by: Particle on March 15, 2009 10:55 am CDT
He's certainly not any weirder than Dario.
Post by: Corona on March 23, 2009 06:28 am CDT
Post by: Lidge Farkley on March 23, 2009 07:19 am CDT
I prefer actual captions to these horrendous labels people keep putting directly over the content... some times the humor is lost when the original image is so defaced that it makes little sense... not that you'd do something so blatantly idiotic... lol... I just have been bothered by all the "FAIL" posted on everything lately.
It's like the "ebaumsworld" labeling disease is taking over everything everywhere... and that malarkey is worse than those stupid forking TV station logos taking up 1/12th of the screen... or 1/7th when they decide to have a banner with a dancing cartoon or something... (and I don't even watch tv!)
ArR!
Post by: KoRo on April 14, 2009 02:11 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on April 21, 2009 01:13 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on April 26, 2009 01:55 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on April 29, 2009 12:21 am CDT
(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q32/ohioarmedneutrality/Eliminated_The_Juice.jpg)
Post by: 12Stones on June 17, 2009 05:13 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on June 19, 2009 11:45 am CDT
Post by: 12Stones on July 2, 2009 08:12 pm CDT
Post by: 12Stones on July 16, 2009 09:17 am CDT
Quote from: Kamakazie;300015
(http://dot50cal.the-horror.com/gaf/whatisthisidonteven/Picture008.jpg)
(http://dot50cal.the-horror.com/gaf/whatisthisidonteven/Picture009-1.jpg)
(http://dot50cal.the-horror.com/gaf/whatisthisidonteven/Picture010-1.jpg)
(http://dot50cal.the-horror.com/gaf/whatisthisidonteven/Picture011-1.jpg)
(http://dot50cal.the-horror.com/gaf/whatisthisidonteven/Picture012-1.jpg)
(http://dot50cal.the-horror.com/gaf/whatisthisidonteven/Picture016.jpg)
Post by: Particle on July 18, 2009 01:56 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on July 18, 2009 06:30 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on August 4, 2009 01:22 am CDT
Hiring a copywriter not sufficiently fluent in English
(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2009/FiremanMouth.jpg)
Post by: 12Stones on August 5, 2009 06:51 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on August 13, 2009 09:22 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on August 17, 2009 10:18 pm CDT
Post by: 12Stones on August 18, 2009 09:08 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on November 1, 2009 05:36 pm CST
Post by: KoRo on November 10, 2009 03:32 am CST
Post by: Particle on November 16, 2009 09:25 am CST
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1435/1439184009_73387a0e30_o.gif)
Now that's classy. :)
Post by: KoRo on February 8, 2010 12:14 pm CST
Post by: KoRo on March 7, 2010 07:49 pm CST
Post by: bungle on April 23, 2010 04:47 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on April 23, 2010 11:43 pm CDT
Post by: bungle on April 24, 2010 01:00 am CDT
.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/29ygx2h.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on May 4, 2010 09:50 pm CDT
Post by: ShortStuff102 on May 7, 2010 12:10 pm CDT
Post by: Lidge Farkley on May 10, 2010 04:48 pm CDT
Also, since this thread is for crap, here is mine:
When I woke up this morning I crapped on myself.
Food Poisoning pwned my life.
Post by: KoRo on May 10, 2010 11:24 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on May 20, 2010 06:21 pm CDT
Post by: WiiMote on May 27, 2010 11:34 pm CDT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
Post by: bungle on May 31, 2010 09:35 pm CDT
Post by: WiiMote on June 2, 2010 07:11 am CDT
You must have posted the wrong link. The one you posted goes to a video that is not NEAR as funny as the others posted so far.
It's hilarious, and you hate laughing.
Post by: bungle on June 2, 2010 10:43 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on August 17, 2010 10:40 pm CDT
Post by: JaiLHouSe on August 17, 2010 11:54 pm CDT
Post by: villman420 on August 18, 2010 04:40 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on August 20, 2010 03:15 am CDT
Post by: bungle on August 21, 2010 04:41 pm CDT
Post by: KoRo on August 21, 2010 06:38 pm CDT
Post by: JaiLHouSe on August 24, 2010 12:22 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on October 14, 2010 01:50 am CDT
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-smartphones.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-girlfriend.jpg)
Post by: KoRo on March 1, 2012 01:37 am CST
(http://i.imgur.com/Vm9x5.gif)
Post by: Particle on March 28, 2012 09:40 am CDT
Post by: KoRo on April 6, 2012 03:30 am CDT
Post by: B2 on April 6, 2012 06:36 pm CDT
Post by: funger on April 17, 2012 11:55 pm CDT
Post by: rjm003 on April 20, 2012 04:01 pm CDT
Here's a funny youtube I found, cracks me up every time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q2EtUe1_NE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q2EtUe1_NE)