Got this in my email and I thought it was rather funny.
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his
little girl was. Just precious!
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He
went over to her and noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little
girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy
Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her
foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any
of that malarkey in our garden."