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<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me. <FM{FF1}> ...men. <FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO. <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid <V-girl> i belong with the other 13% <reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!" <hypr> wtf are donut seeds Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness? AvatarOfSolusek: no AvatarOfSolusek: well AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs AvatarOfSolusek: lol Jakefeb3: now i have a plan Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable <frank> can you help me install GTA3? <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) <knightmare> ...
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?<Indidge> umm....nothing?<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fork?<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? <Celestya> i dont think so <Mikkel> Wanna go camping?<turno> I want to fork Michelle's brains out with my huge forking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?<turno> I'll forking KILL YOU! !<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?<turno> Dude you have no forking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you forking bastard!![Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna forking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come forking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;)[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
