This song is by Benefit. It's a song about Super Mario Brothers. It isn't as perverted as it sounds. It's just an interesting song about SMB, though a little sexually oriented. Despite the large amount of lyrics about that aspect, it isn't too overbearing if you're an average guy.
Give it a try, here's the first verse and chorus.
It's 1986
I'm in the first grade
I'm Working really hard to get Mario laid
I've got to save the princess so he can get the p***y
Believe me
Mario will get that ass so fork Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head
He just wants sex so forget the wedding bells
Jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells
Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways
He's making his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom
Grow a little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All these teachers that attack won't cut Mario slack
Oh malarkey
Hold on
I'll be right back
*pauses*
I'm gunna be the game if it takes me all summer
It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
That's why I'm gunna work extra for my man
And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
Mario doesn't wanna get hit
He'll shrink
The princess won't fork a little kid
I think
So sta run and attend to your own
And eventually the princess will attend to your bone
Save..the..princess...Quick
Because..she..wants.the.D**k
And.if.you..let.her.Free
You..get..the.P***y
Save..the..princess...Quick
Because..she..wants.the.D**k
And.if.you..let.her.Free
You..get..the.P***y
