Ok I got out of it around 7 hours ago. I was on the bus for around 26 hours, heres the skinny:
I drank massive amounts of water the day before. That night, I set my alarm for 5am, and took 1500MG of green tea extract, then fell asleep. When I woke up, massive amounts of wee and poo came with. After my first class, I took another 1000MG of green tea extract, just to get the remnants (and they came).
I hopped on the bus dehydrated and near freaking out (when green tea wears off I have some adverse effects). Two hours later, we were given a very small dixie cup full of gatorade. To sweat this off, I wore three layers of shirts, and they worked quite well. This went on for a number of hours, it was a nightmare, all of us jammed in this small schoolbus borrowed from a local county. I began to pester everyone who wouldnt pester along with me. That is, I took my shoe off and banged it against the metal, screaming songs (such as the Song that Doesnt End that used to be sung on Lambchop).
They increased the frequency of the gatorade to a cup an hour, and people began to drop like flies, running to the toilets right after stepping off the bus. My constant movement was really making my armpits sweat, but no smell (thank god). The numbers thinned down to about 8 people, and it was around 3am, people trying to sleep. Me and a buddy wouldnt let them, having dialogue at the top of our lungs in the most annoying voice imaginable (HEEEEEEEYY DREEEEEEWWWWWW. HAVVVE YOU EVERRR BEEN TO WISCOOOOONNNNNNSIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN?
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People kept dropping, even my buddy, so everyone else fell asleep. I was in an odd position, so I couldnt lay down to take a nap like all the others, so I just stayed up, trying to keep myself as comfortable as possible. As soon as dawn hit, I txted my roommates and friends to come out and rock the bus as hard as possible. Combine that with screaming at the top of your lungs, and you have a wonderful rude awakening recipe.
Well, I still didnt have the urge to pee. I had some cheese and bread brought to me, and it really helped stop me up. Everyone else really had to go, but wouldnt resign just yet (it was just four of us left).
Then, a storm came up with hail and tornados, and the president of the university shut down the campus, ending our competition. This really sucks, since I was pretty much going to win, and we had to split up our winnings.
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