"I feel like I can eat anything dumber than me.. That puts a lot of humans on my list."
"If your phone has rang 8 times and everyone around you has paid $8 for a ticket what I'm about to do to you shouldn't be a surprise."
""Since I got this new kitty litter you cant tell I got cats in here" Yeah! Yeah you can. It smeels like feet boiled in catass. Shut up. Idiot."
Remember that this is a Tech Support Training class... This is an awesome way to make $12/hr.