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Lidge Farkley

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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2006 05:09 pm CST »
*hears the golden words of E-Penis and perks up to pop in...!*

Hey everybody!

I am pwnership!

Here we go!!!!


I got a wizdom tooth out in September, 2 days before my birthday and was given 0 pain killers to ingest after the surgery.  The dentist called me because they were worried about me and I called back to let them know I was painless... just bloody favored... mmmm.


This last Saturday night, I smoked 13 Unfiltered Black Djarum Clove Cigarretes, 7 in 30 minutes.. took a 3 hour break, and did the last 6 in 45 minutes.  Oh baby, spent Sunday spinning and feeling like I had to hurl, but I didn't hurl because I have an e-penis-stomach of steel!  Oh yeah, and I do not smoke, I was testing the limits of reality.  Sweet E-Penis.


I have had over 14 fillings and never had anesthetic for a single one.


One pint of "Eye of the Hawk" beer will get me trashed.
3 Pints, a brandy, a vodka and the rest of all the drinks of 7 friends at the bar with a pint of water won't even effect my ability to walk at all; I am walking in strait lines, talking completely coherently and people are still attempting to give more alcohol because they still think I am not trashed.


I don't drink because I am an ALCOHOLIC; 4.5 months sober.  There in lays the weakness in my E-Penis, unless you consider that every time I played CS drunk I was Top on the server list and was threatened to be banned every sinle time.  111 in 10 on Speedrun... with a server 30 players in the first 30 minutes.  Oh babay.


Peace out with your E-Penis out! <3
-Alcoholic 007

Oh and PS... I have to say.. I don't do drugs at all.
<3
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« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2006 06:20 pm CST »
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an e-penis thread? oh right, particle just needed to feel superior by bringing his psychology into this. gotcha. thanks for clearing that up for me.

oxycodone is prescribed for people following wisdom teeth extraction.


They gave me hydro instead of oxy.  It wasn't very effective.

Additionally, please take this opportunity to stab yourself in the nuts.
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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2006 07:35 pm CST »
you're the one who had to turn it away from being a potentially fun thread
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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2006 07:47 pm CST »
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Nothing at the moment.  The strongest drug I've ever been assigned to ingest was hydrocodone.  Oddly enough, it had no effect so I switched to acetaminophen (Tylenol) and had better results.


Heh, funny that.  I "borrowed" some hydrocodone from my parents, and the stuff gets me pretty, uh, leaned.

So the other night I downed a bottle of Tylonol Long-Acting cough (w/ DXM) along with taking a hydrocodone.  My soul was projecting through my hands.
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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2006 07:49 pm CST »
it can't feel nice drinking that much cough syrup
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« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2006 07:50 pm CST »
Actually, I barely tasted it, since I brushed my teeth right after.  An hour later I began to feel effects.
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« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2006 07:51 pm CST »
blech. still not something I'd want to do
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2006 10:12 pm CST »
Whhheeeee!!!!!


I feel like I fell through a time hole and stuff.

Ohh.. Can I stab him in the nuts?

:-) <3
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« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2006 11:07 pm CST »
Sure, go ahead.

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NFY: GFY.
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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2006 11:15 pm CST »
*prepares the nut-stabbing implement for ceremony*

A cloaked figure ushers NFY to the ceremonial chamber.

"Well, hello there, NFY.  I didn't fancy to see you actually come to this event, but since you're here, we might as well get underway."

With sudden realization of the gag in his mouth, NFY's face goes limp with a morbid stare.

"Ah.. who put that on your mouth, we need you to be speakable for this."

he removes the binding on NFY's muscle relaxed hands

"Place your hands on the apple.. go ahead.  Do not be afraid.  This will be much easier than you think, besides, they know about you now, so where else will you go?"

NFY removes the gag, but is unable to speak.. reverently he places his hands on the apple and peers around in the dark, seeing no one, but hearing the Ubiquitous boom of Particles invocation

"STAB HIM IN THE NUTS"

the great boom forces a small peep from NFY's mouth, but it's been done and the apple has split in half.

"My... nuts.." NFY is passed out
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« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2006 11:30 pm CST »
particle: garticle.
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« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2006 09:52 am CST »
I'm prescribed Ativan. (lorazepam)

When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, they gave me demerol.
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« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2006 11:53 am CST »
Flintstones chewable vitamins.. I'm just that hardcore.
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« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2006 12:04 pm CST »
I think your new rank is suitable, NFY.
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« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2006 02:54 pm CST »
can I please have a new title relating to phil collins

if I promise not to touch, just be a friend?
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