If it makes you feel any better, I'm not going to do it. I did speak with tech support, and they said the fact that the ethernet port was reason enough for me to make a return. But, instead I have decided to just buy a wifi card instead, and not go through with the hassle of losing my laptop for a couple of days.
Anyway, if I did, I could have actually gotten a whole new free batterry in the process probably. Man, that would be great to just swap out batteries when I run out of juice.
Oh yeah, one more thing. My parents bought me the special damage warranty, so really I guess it would be mmkay.