(For Comp Apps class... had to have 2 endings tell me what u think...)
Lord of Da Bling:
Gangsta’ style
Introduction:
In a place called middle earth long long ago
There was a little hobbit his name was fro’ do
This tiny dude got a bad bad ring
That previously belonged to lord of the bling blings…
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One day in the Hood…
Fro’ do and his homey Gandalf were chillin at the Hobbits Crib.
Fro’ do was like “Yo G-money hit me up with some cash Yo!”
Gandalf was all surprised and stuff… he was like “Fro’ do get your self a job!”…
Fro’ do got upset…
“G-money man I gotta protect “my rock” from the evil lord Shakima…
You must be Trippin y0!”…Gandalf was shocked! “Oh yea man my-b…”
Fro’ do and Gandalf were on their way to KFC when Fro’ do bumped into this weird looking Kat name “Golem”. Golem was like “ Man Hobbit why you all up in my Buiznaz!”
Fro’ do go upset Again!
Gandalf was like “ OoOoOoOoo he tried your face Fro’ do! You gonna take that! @?”… Fro’ do got even more mad…
Golem was like “What then!” and pushed Fro’ do.
Fro’ do Swung!
*Bam*
*Bomp! *
*Kai! *
Fro’ do stood up staring at Golem on the ground… “Man golem you aint nothing… You’re a Wanksta’!” Gandalf yelled out “ Yea you think you’re a gangsta but you aint frontin nothing!” “Fo’ sho, Fo’ sho.” said fro’ do…
Golem lay there…beaten…
*****************************3 weeks later***************************
“Yo Gandalf guess who I saw at the store man!”
“Who?”
“I saw Legolas!”
“Fo shizzle! @?”
“Yea man he talked me into getting this pit bull…I call him “Killer”… He’s one vicious dog Yo!”
“ Yea G-Money me and Legolas are gonna fight Killer V.S his brother “Nibbles next week…”
“Well we better get training Fro’”
“Yea G, Fo Shizzle”
*************************Later that afternoon*************************
Gandalf and Fro’ do were riding along in their Cadillac with “dubs”
“Yo G! Lets start getting ill wit some freestyle”
“Word Fro’ do!”
“1.”
“2.”
“3!”
“When out of the corner popped a tiny dwarf called Gimli who likes red meat
And three little hobbits with really hairy feet.
We like to call em Sam, Merry and Pippin.
Sam is Fro’ do's best friend- he is really Trippin.
They kept on Rollin with out a care
Stopped at the club to see if shorty was there…
Fro’ do went on a journey though he didn't know the way
There were lots of evil things that he had to slay
A wizard Saruman made things go wrong
that's why were here to freestyle this little song
Now Legolas he’s one ugly Kat!
Oh yea “G” I sho’ can agree wit dat!
Aragon’s a man who is the rightful king
Boromir's a guy who tried to get the ring
He died by the arrow shot by an Orc
Yea trying to get “my rock” made him look like a dork
Now that little chump Golem he got a beat down
Yea after his beating he looked like a clown
Now let's name the guy who aint part of our crew
Bilbo fro’ do's uncle- he's a hobbit too
Well balla be prepared for a load of crap
That's the end of our short little rap.
“Oh Snap! G Money! That was the illest rap in the world playa!
Yea Yo fo’ shizzle… fo’ shizzle…”
“Aight G-money I'm about to bounce I gotta take my rock to the pawn shop.”
“Later playa!”
Fro’ do arrived at the pawnshop and suddenly he got a bad feeling. He ran up into the pawnshop and was like “What Up!” Legolas was up in der he was all like “Yo dude some hombres came up in your crib and killed “killer” b…
Fro’ do was pissed…
“What! Nah Dawg that was a good one u had me going there for a second Yo”
“Nah Fro’ I’m fo' sho”
“Dang yo…. Killer was my favorite dog b.”
“Man Yo my baby momma loved that Foul Beast!”
So Legolas, Aragon, and Gimli rolled out in their caddy! To check out what all went down at the hobbits crib.
They arrived at the hobbit's hiz-ouse. “Dude they was straight up trippin homey! I can’t believe that some one would do this to killer Yo!”
*Fro’ do Weeps*
All of a sudden Fro’ do thought up an idea. He remembered watching TV at the crib the other day and saw this phat commercial about some crazy lady all preaching on how she can predict the future and can tell you how strange events occurred. “Oh snap! Cleo! That’s who that crazy lady was”
Fro’ do picked up the phone… and called Cleo.
“Hello this is Cleo may I ask who is speaking?”
“Yo whaody it’s my Fro’ do!”
Fro’ do explained to Cleo what had happened and Cleo pondered up how Killer died it goes something like this:
Cleo was like, first of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog actually was. Now killer was born to a three-legged dog. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that this man, Legolas (he’s a small time arms dealer straight out of Compton and a Rotweiler fight promoter), adopts him. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is real good. But then he had the fight of his life. They put him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said, "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing drugs, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat.”
“ Wow.” Said Fro’ do. “You made me realize what all went down…
Thanks Cleo”
“No Problem Honey Child!”
*Fro’ do hung up the phone*
Ending One:
At this moment Fro’ do was pissed.
He went on a rampage destroying everything he could except for the ring. Legolas was like “what gives?” “Shut up You just don’t understand!” yelled Fro’ do. Fro’ do then got in his newly purchased 2003 Escalide Rollin on 22’s and was like “That’s it!” (Just like killer) and before anyone could react he ran over Legolas, Aragon and Gimli they all died… No see Fro’ do was still upset, in fact he was even more upset Yo. So Fro’ do put on his rock…. And yelled out this outrageous chant “ This is my rock a.k.a. “Da ring”. Now free me free me lord of the bling!” and out of nowhere this huge smurf popped out of the woods. He was like “there will be none of that Foo.” Fro’ do was like “ahh nah man Shut up Foo’!”…
They fought to the death…
We may never know who won…or what happen to Fro’ do’s “rock”… so in order to find out this story must consist of these 3 words:
“To be continued…”
Ending Two:
Fro’ do was like “man forget this ring!”…. And he was like *GULP* and ate that mother… couple days later the ring came out of his system and was never seen again…but theres more!
“To be continued…”
2003 Jim Kershaw
