This has been popping up as a server message, lately:
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
I've stole a map from a pirate chum!
This old map be somethin' great
Should lead ye to the Pirate's Gate!
All ye folks who want this treasure
Come to me and prove ye measure
But be warned before ye go:
Ye could sing songs with Davy Jones!
Just some food (GRUEL?!?!?) for thought!