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Lidge Farkley

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« Reply #15 on: January 5, 2004 12:13 am CST »
Quote from: "UnderGod"
It was MSN messenger.

You're Kenshin's friend who is a woman of 5 years?!?!!!!
;-)
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« Reply #16 on: January 5, 2004 12:40 pm CST »
It's quite easy to tell it was MSN because it is virtually the only instant messaging program that allows such large screen names. Plus, the syntax to the messages is unique to MSN, also.
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« Reply #17 on: January 5, 2004 03:32 pm CST »
Heard the one where the guy acts like he is a rhino? LoL thats the best its at albino somwheres...
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« Reply #18 on: January 5, 2004 03:41 pm CST »
LoL...

I stomp the ground

Ohh you know what turns me on

Rhinos forkin charge yo ass



lol, gotta love it
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« Reply #19 on: January 5, 2004 08:52 pm CST »
HIGHLIGHTS




bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.





bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.




BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****



Skylers Stupid: im a guy
UserDon5306: no way
Skylers Stupid: yeah
UserDon5306: u crud?
Skylers Stupid: no
Skylers Stupid: but ur hitting on me
Skylers Stupid: and im a guy in those pics
UserDon5306: can't tell




Boy: The cops are after me.

Girl: For what?

Boy: I'm wanted in three states

Girl: For???

Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.

Boy: I had sex with a turkey.

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You are fragglewert sick.





Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.





Girl: Go fragglewert yourself

Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture

Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.








Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet p***y.

Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.

Girl: mmmm yeah

Boy: uh oh ...going limp.

Girl: Har

Boy: You gotta do better than that!

Boy: Your picture was really bad.







Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.

Boy: going limp

Girl: this is stupid

Boy: ...still limp

Boy: Do it!

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Boy: I see shizzle nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

Girl: WTF?!?!?

Boy: They stink really bad.

Girl: OMG STOP!!!             (THATS THE BEST I SWEAR!)
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« Reply #20 on: January 5, 2004 09:55 pm CST »
Quote from: "Lidge Farkley"
Quote from: "UnderGod"
It was MSN messenger.
You're Kenshin's friend who is a woman of 5 years?!?!!!!
;-)


rofl
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« Reply #21 on: January 5, 2004 11:45 pm CST »
Yeah, i almost closed my browser at the thought of dingleberries...
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« Reply #22 on: January 6, 2004 01:16 am CST »
*tries to suppress laughter*  :lol:
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« Reply #23 on: January 6, 2004 05:33 pm CST »
holy crap thats fawkin funny!!!
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« Reply #24 on: January 7, 2004 01:55 am CST »
where do you get these things?!?!?!

I NEED MORE!!!!!!

FEEEEED MEEEEE!!!!!!
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« Reply #25 on: January 7, 2004 02:21 pm CST »
LOL I loved the part where she said..


You look like a farm fresh  type guy

and then he said

You look like you ATE the farm FRESH type guy

AND his groceries LMAO :lol:


HAppy koro?
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« Reply #26 on: January 7, 2004 06:31 pm CST »
...its FARM FRESH not Farmish
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« Reply #27 on: January 7, 2004 08:18 pm CST »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


sonofaunsavory woman that shiznat is funny
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« Reply #28 on: January 8, 2004 05:31 pm CST »
spammer  :lol:
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« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2004 12:20 am CST »
OMG!!! thats SOOOOO FUNNY!!! where do u get this malarkey!!!!!!!!!!!!
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