29. The Irish MPs are not after Me frosted lucky charms.
55. An order to Put Kiwi on my boots does *not* involve fruit.
56. An order to Make my Boots black and shiny does not involve electrical tape.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
90. Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.
98. The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.