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Frantic

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Ninjas vs Pirates
« on: March 25, 2005 02:22 pm CST »
Pirates > Ninjas

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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2005 05:18 pm CST »
ninjas win hands down no contest. that's rigged.
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2005 10:32 am CDT »
If you think about this non-rational idea rationally, a ninja would kick a pirates ass (unless the pirate had a gun and saw the ninja first, which a ninja would never let happen ;))
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2005 11:44 am CDT »
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If you think about this non-rational idea rationally, a ninja would kick a pirates ass (unless the pirate had a gun and saw the ninja first, which a ninja would never let happen ;))



ninjas would always win...but there is a flaw in that idea.

a ninja cannot fight unless provoked. so the pirate would have to make the first move. but a ninja is smart enough to see that coming and can sheild himself and plan ahead.....

so in theory the ninja would always win.


its a fact
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2005 01:50 pm CDT »
The pirates would win. Just because they are kickass bloodthirsty pirates, as shown in the video.
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2005 03:37 pm CDT »
It all depends on the situation. The ninja(s) would win in most situations though.
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2005 05:06 pm CDT »
pirates are drunk most of the time..


ninjas have buddah on their side :)
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2005 06:24 pm CDT »
Ninja ftw
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2005 08:39 pm CDT »
Isn't it the samurai who cannot fight unless provoked? Seems to me that dressing in black, sneaking around, and being masters of stealth is all pretty moot if you've got to let the other guy see you first.

*shuffleshuffle*  "Boo! ... Come on, provoke me already..."

Oh, and for the record, Ninjas own pirates any day of the week.
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2005 09:24 pm CDT »
oh yeah so it is the samurai.....i was just trying to prove the point that ninjas would always win.


pirates are cool for about 2 seconds but once you get past the eye patch coolness factor and realize you only have one leg and a bird that craps on your shoulder, you loose interest.
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2005 09:48 pm CDT »
I don't know about this eye patch factor of which you speak but when was the last time you saw a ninja board someones ship, tie them up and walk them off the plank into a circle of sharks? And then loot their treasure and say "Arrrrrgghhh".

Oh and I don't think I've ever seen a ninja with a hook for a hand. It doesn't get any cooler than a forking hook for a hand. You can have your kitaki shaki jitsu swords and cram it.
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2005 10:48 pm CDT »
Just for the record, samurai and ninja are the completely opposite ends of the spectrum.  The samurai had the code of honor, the kill yourself if you lose a battle (seppuku I think is it's name) and all that junk.  They were also a form of nobility since they served their emperor (like knights from the middle ages).  Now, take a group of people who vowed to do everything opposite of the samurai (quite litterally vowed) and you have ninjas.  They were the perfect ideal of sworn enemies.
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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2005 10:52 pm CDT »
yeah samurais are cool for the nobility factor.

ninjas are cool becasue they dont care. and want to kill everything.
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