1. melonballing
the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.
edit: forking someone with your testicles instead of penis
the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.
hmmm i guess i saw a different definition of it a while ago but still a good joke
double edit: 1. melon scooped
When someone receives anal sex in which the dick scoops out the contents of the rectum such as when someone scoops out a melon to eat.
" I got melon scooped last night and he had malarkey all ova dat knob."
I believe you called that one koro