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12Stones

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Bad things come in 3's..
« on: December 14, 2006 03:15 pm CST »
Longboarding to my girlfriend's house 2 nights ago (wasted) and I bust my ass and scraped up my left elbow, bruised my hip really bad..  the next day, I overdraft my bank account by $200.  Just after learning that, I'm walking with my girlfriend to sell her books back to the university store, and I fall down about 15 stairs because I was wearing an old pair of sandals with no grip and it was raining.  I scraped my elbow even WORSE right next to the first wound, scraped my right elbow up, cut my right pinky finger right where my finger bends, and had a piece of glass lodged in my palm.

WHAT THE fork.  I hurt so bad right now.
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2006 05:08 pm CST »
Tomarrow your dog will die.
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2006 08:41 pm CST »
"it sucks to be you" sounds so cliche' at this point.  

I had a terrific year-end review today at work, found out that I'm getting a huge bonus, and that I have 10 paid days off still owed me before the year ends.  

I am officially granting you a part of my good karma, use it wisely.

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Good luck my friend.
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2006 09:24 pm CST »
poor adam.
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2006 09:37 pm CST »
tonight i had a glass thrown at me./ I beat the guy/ i got kicked in the face from someone jumping off a wall at me, WE beat the guy, i got a gang of about 20 people from beating me, I bit the guy in the face/chest....cops come,,,break it up..im still drunk lol.YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2006 02:09 pm CST »
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tonight i had a glass thrown at me./ I beat the guy/ i got kicked in the face from someone jumping off a wall at me, WE beat the guy, i got a gang of about 20 people from beating me, I bit the guy in the face/chest....cops come,,,break it up..im still drunk lol.YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Why aren't you dead yet?  What's your secret?  Did you hit "~" and type in "buddha" ?
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2006 02:38 pm CST »
he's lying that's the secret
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2006 03:35 pm CST »
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tonight i had a glass thrown at me./ I beat the guy/ i got kicked in the face from someone jumping off a wall at me, WE beat the guy, i got a gang of about 20 people from beating me, I bit the guy in the face/chest....cops come,,,break it up..im still drunk lol.YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Why aren't you dead yet?  What's your secret?  Did you hit "~" and type in "buddha" ?

UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT A AND START ACTUALLY!

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bah, i promised the big man i'd keep my mouth shut!


And so you shall.
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2006 04:51 pm CST »
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tonight i had a glass thrown at me./ I beat the guy/ i got kicked in the face from someone jumping off a wall at me, WE beat the guy, i got a gang of about 20 people from beating me, I bit the guy in the face/chest....cops come,,,break it up..im still drunk lol.YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


In reality he is so drunk he dreams he is Edward Norton in Fight Club.  Thats where the bruises come from when he wakes up.
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2006 07:48 pm CST »
I am Jack's lower intestine.
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2006 09:08 pm CST »
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tonight i had a glass thrown at me./ I beat the guy/ i got kicked in the face from someone jumping off a wall at me, WE beat the guy, i got a gang of about 20 people from beating me, I bit the guy in the face/chest....cops come,,,break it up..im still drunk lol.YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

In reality he is so drunk he dreams he is Edward Norton in Fight Club.  Thats where the bruises come from when he wakes up.


Do you really think that happened? Cmon.. this guy is a pure liar..he can't even respect what he say..

edit: In reality.. he's maybe the one who got beaten.. lol
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2006 12:09 pm CST »
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
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« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2006 09:53 pm CST »
Dude.. this thread made me hurt with laughter!

Thank you and love to all, except the two posts above mine.. ciche and ruined the joke!
But I still love you two. :-)

Peace and Hippyness! <3
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