Longboarding to my girlfriend's house 2 nights ago (wasted) and I bust my ass and scraped up my left elbow, bruised my hip really bad.. the next day, I overdraft my bank account by $200. Just after learning that, I'm walking with my girlfriend to sell her books back to the university store, and I fall down about 15 stairs because I was wearing an old pair of sandals with no grip and it was raining. I scraped my elbow even WORSE right next to the first wound, scraped my right elbow up, cut my right pinky finger right where my finger bends, and had a piece of glass lodged in my palm.
WHAT THE fork. I hurt so bad right now.