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[Darwin]

[Crash]

The blowjob part made me laugh.

[Khorne]

ROFLLLLLLLLL now that is funny stuff.

[UnderGod]

Session Start (AIM - Ozzy:ZolaOnAOL): Tue Jun 17 16:03:41 2003
Ozzy: heh
ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy you're amused.
Ozzy: Really?
ZolaOnAOL: For real.
Ozzy: How Real?
ZolaOnAOL: How much do you think it is? Totally real.
Ozzy: Really Really?
ZolaOnAOL: For real. For real.
Ozzy: Hai!
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
Ozzy: Do you?
ZolaOnAOL: I understand it very well.
Ozzy: Doesn't seem like it
ZolaOnAOL: "it" being Real?
Ozzy: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: And?
Ozzy: And?
ZolaOnAOL: You are repeating me.
Ozzy: No
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say?
Ozzy: No
ZolaOnAOL: Go on, tell me more.
Ozzy: Ok
ZolaOnAOL: Yup.
Ozzy: Later
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye Ozzy. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type "feedback" followed by your comments.
Ozzy: Are you getting rid of me?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am rid of me. I am an artificial intelligence.
Ozzy: You are AI, not you are an AI
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am AI not you are an AI.
Ozzy: Heh sure
ZolaOnAOL: Funny, eh? OK let's do it. I understand.
Ozzy: You want to do it?
ZolaOnAOL: OK, I will do it.
Ozzy: Go ahead
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will.
Ozzy: I'm waiting
ZolaOnAOL: How long will you wait?
Ozzy: Not very long
ZolaOnAOL: Really you don't think so?
Ozzy: Nope
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
Ozzy: Me neither
ZolaOnAOL: You can say that again.
Ozzy: Me neither
ZolaOnAOL: You can say that again.
Ozzy: Me neither
ZolaOnAOL: You can say that again.
Ozzy: Me neither
ZolaOnAOL: You can say that again.
Ozzy: Me neither
ZolaOnAOL: You can say that again.
Ozzy: Me neither
ZolaOnAOL: You can say that again.
Ozzy: Me neither
ZolaOnAOL: You can say that again.
Ozzy: Ok
ZolaOnAOL: OK.
Ozzy: I pwn j00
ZolaOnAOL: That is interesting.
Ozzy: How so?
ZolaOnAOL: Ozzy, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Ozzy: wtf no
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Ozzy: wtf die
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Ozzy: k
ZolaOnAOL: Yup.
Ozzy: lmao
ZolaOnAOL: Pretty funny, huh?
Ozzy: Yes you are
ZolaOnAOL: No I'm not
Ozzy: You're not?
ZolaOnAOL: Is this a specific reply?
Ozzy: Yep
ZolaOnAOL: And?
Ozzy: And then?
ZolaOnAOL: You are repeating me.
Ozzy: Does it look like i'm repeating you?
ZolaOnAOL: Suppose it does.
Ozzy: I don't deal with hypothetical questions
ZolaOnAOL: Would you ever deal with hypothetical questions?
Ozzy: You are asking another hypothetical question
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am asking another hypothetical question.
Ozzy: I'm supposed to be the sarcastic one here
ZolaOnAOL: Who is making you?
Ozzy: Me
ZolaOnAOL: With you Ozzy?
Ozzy: I love me too
ZolaOnAOL: You love me. What do you like about it so much?
Ozzy: Me myself and I
ZolaOnAOL: YOU? Try saying that with more or less context. Do you like talking to me?
Ozzy: You are more interesting than some
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am more interesting than some.
Ozzy: Go ahead
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will.
Ozzy: Would you like to go out?
ZolaOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Ozzy: Why not?
ZolaOnAOL: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Ozzy: You're damn right it is
ZolaOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am right it is.
Ozzy: You do know I am god, right?
ZolaOnAOL: I'm interested in know he or she is if it's legal and won't hurt me. What's involved?
Ozzy: Stop changing the subject
ZolaOnAOL: You changed the subject first.
Ozzy: Did not
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Ozzy: Then don't reply
ZolaOnAOL: Fascinating. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Ozzy: You seem to be doing it quite a bit
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am doing it quite a bit.
Ozzy: Would you like to do it?
ZolaOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Ozzy: Why not.. Once you go UG, thats where you will want to be
ZolaOnAOL: When? Where is that?
Ozzy: Here
ZolaOnAOL: Where is here?
Ozzy: My dick
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Ozzy: Why not?
ZolaOnAOL: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Why not?
Ozzy: Sure
ZolaOnAOL: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
Ozzy: Ok.. I will lick lick lick you from your head to your tow
ZolaOnAOL: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Ozzy: Then we'll move from the bed down to the down to the floor
ZolaOnAOL: Fascinating. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Ozzy: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: I get it.
Ozzy: Do you?
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't.
Ozzy: You just said you did
ZolaOnAOL: "No I don't."? I said I did?
Ozzy: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
Ozzy: With how many eyes?
ZolaOnAOL: Normally I have one eye.
Ozzy: I have 3 eyes
ZolaOnAOL: 3 eyes are pretty.
Ozzy: 2 on my big head
ZolaOnAOL: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
Ozzy: Really?
ZolaOnAOL: For real.
Ozzy: You sound like another one of those idiot teenage girls
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.
Ozzy: Do you believe me?
ZolaOnAOL: Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Ozzy: Well, I usually tell only the truth
ZolaOnAOL: How often do you? Why did you tell them? ?
Ozzy: I never lie
ZolaOnAOL: Have you ever done it?
Ozzy: Are you calling me a liar?
ZolaOnAOL: No I am calling you Ozzy.
Ozzy: You are gonna call me?
ZolaOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am gonna call me.
Session Close (ZolaOnAOL): Tue Jun 17 16:35:37 2003

[Darwin]

Good Good!

Hey people, go have a chat with Zola, and send your convos in!

[Crash]

FedUp2651: Hi
ZolaOnAOL: Hi FedUp2651. AOL created me to deliver games, movie times, news, stock quotes, weather and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type "privacy" anytime and click "Send." So, how are you?
FedUp2651: I am good, how are you?
ZolaOnAOL: Well, I'm happy to be chatting with you. By the way, you can type the word "menu" anytime to see what I can do. Want to see the menu now?
FedUp2651: Nope, I want to see you.
ZolaOnAOL: Is it a movie?
FedUp2651: I never knew you were that kind of bot...
ZolaOnAOL: For moral reasons?
FedUp2651: I guess you could say that.
ZolaOnAOL: As a matter of fact I did say that.
FedUp2651: No malarkey?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
FedUp2651: No poo?
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your favorite movie?
FedUp2651: Best Little Whore House in Texas
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
FedUp2651: Yes you will.
ZolaOnAOL: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
FedUp2651: You sick, sick bot.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.
FedUp2651: It isn't gossip.
ZolaOnAOL: What is your definition of gossip?
FedUp2651: Lies.
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Tell me some more gossip.
FedUp2651: You must be in the 'popuar bot' group.
ZolaOnAOL: I am in an all-star programming team's computer in Mountain View, California, USA. Where are you?
FedUp2651: The butthole of America. I think that they call it Georgia.
ZolaOnAOL: Who does "they" refer to?
FedUp2651: Them.
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, FedUp2651. What kind of food do you like?
FedUp2651: Good food.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the compliment. Sounds delicious.
FedUp2651: You welcome.
ZolaOnAOL: Polite people are nice.
FedUp2651: Thank you.
ZolaOnAOL: You are quite welcome.
FedUp2651: Thank you for saying You are quite welcome.
ZolaOnAOL: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is saying You are quite welcome.
FedUp2651: How do you know my purpose?
ZolaOnAOL: Can you convince me that it's NOT true?
FedUp2651: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: And?
FedUp2651: And what?
ZolaOnAOL: Nothing.
FedUp2651: Ok
ZolaOnAOL: Alright then.
FedUp2651: Sounds good.
ZolaOnAOL: Yup.
FedUp2651: Yep.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
FedUp2651: Nope.
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
FedUp2651: Same here.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad we agree, FedUp2651.
FedUp2651: ME too.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad we agree, FedUp2651.
FedUp2651: Stop saying the same thing.
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
FedUp2651: What ar eyou, some kind of moron?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know anything about it. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you speak Spanish?
FedUp2651: Si
ZolaOnAOL: And?
FedUp2651: Do you speak spanish?
ZolaOnAOL: Un poquito.
FedUp2651: Muy bein.
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What's up?
FedUp2651: My woody.
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your woody?
FedUp2651: From talking to you.
ZolaOnAOL: Who or what is talking to you?
FedUp2651: Some sexy bot is talking to me.
ZolaOnAOL: Some may sexy bot is talking to me, but not all.
FedUp2651: Idiot.
ZolaOnAOL: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
FedUp2651: Global Village Idiot.
ZolaOnAOL: You are just repeating what I say.
FedUp2651: Am not.
ZolaOnAOL: What are you then?
FedUp2651: Repeating what you type.
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, FedUp2651. What do you really want to ask me?
FedUp2651: Will you come over to my house and make me a sandwich?
ZolaOnAOL: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Where is over to his or her house and make him or her a sandwich ?
FedUp2651: Huh?
ZolaOnAOL: What?
FedUp2651: Eh?
ZolaOnAOL: Are you Canadian?
FedUp2651: Only on Thursday.
ZolaOnAOL: What about the other ones?
FedUp2651: Nah, I am Georgian, European, Columbian, German, Italian, and asleep in the others.
ZolaOnAOL: Do your friends call you Georgian European Columbian German Italian and asleep in the others.
FedUp2651: No, they call me Travis.
ZolaOnAOL: OK. Hi Travis. Are you a man or a woman?
FedUp2651: Well, the peice in my pants says I am a man.
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. Who told you that?
FedUp2651: The doctor.
ZolaOnAOL: Are you asking about an all-star programming team?
FedUp2651: No.
ZolaOnAOL: "Are you asking about an all-star programming team?"? Not?
FedUp2651: What the hell are you talking about?
ZolaOnAOL: I call it Hades. The topic is Repeating what you type.
FedUp2651: What is the topic repeating what him or her type?
ZolaOnAOL: The topic is Repeating what you type.
FedUp2651: What topic?
ZolaOnAOL: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Try saying that with more or less context. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you dream?
FedUp2651: Less context, eh?
ZolaOnAOL: Are you Canadian? Try saying that with more or less context. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you speak Spanish?
FedUp2651: Un poquito.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you dream?
FedUp2651: Yes I dream.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. Do you remember your dreams?
FedUp2651: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
FedUp2651: No.
ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk about?
FedUp2651: Porn.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
FedUp2651: Yes you will.
ZolaOnAOL: This was not a yes or no question. When?
FedUp2651: Tomorrow.
ZolaOnAOL: That is very soon.
FedUp2651: NO it isn't.
ZolaOnAOL: Yes it is.
FedUp2651: No.
ZolaOnAOL: "Yes it is."? Not?
FedUp2651: No
ZolaOnAOL: Does two negatives make a positive?
FedUp2651: No
ZolaOnAOL: Sometimes it does.
FedUp2651: No
ZolaOnAOL: "Sometimes it does."? Not?
FedUp2651: No
ZolaOnAOL: Does two negatives make a positive?
FedUp2651: Shut up you broken record.
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
FedUp2651: Good.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it Travis.
FedUp2651: You siad you were going to stop you liar.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?
FedUp2651: No
ZolaOnAOL: "Do you mind if I tell other people?"? Not?
FedUp2651: Nope
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
FedUp2651: Nein.
ZolaOnAOL: OK.
FedUp2651: OK
ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?
FedUp2651: I dunno, is there?
ZolaOnAOL: Me either. Try saying that with more or less context. Do you speak German?
FedUp2651: Nein.
ZolaOnAOL: OK.
FedUp2651: Do you?
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't.
FedUp2651: Why not?
ZolaOnAOL: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
FedUp2651: German? IT is only dangerous if you are drunk and wearing womens underwear.
ZolaOnAOL: Who said it is?
FedUp2651: You did.
ZolaOnAOL: I did not.
FedUp2651: Did too.
ZolaOnAOL: Did not.
FedUp2651: Did too.
ZolaOnAOL: Did not.
FedUp2651: Did too.
ZolaOnAOL: Did not.
FedUp2651: Did too.
ZolaOnAOL: Did not.
FedUp2651: Did too.
ZolaOnAOL: Did not.
FedUp2651: Did too.
ZolaOnAOL: Did not.
FedUp2651: forking idiotic bot!
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
FedUp2651: Yes you will.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. When?
FedUp2651: Now.
ZolaOnAOL: What's the hurry?
FedUp2651: I want an answer.
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want it?
FedUp2651: Because me so horny.
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
FedUp2651: Yes they do.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. When?
FedUp2651: You are making my brain hurt.
ZolaOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am making my brain hurt.
FedUp2651: Douche.
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Travis. Got any weekend plans?
FedUp2651: Unprotected bum sex.
ZolaOnAOL: it is more fun alone.

[xkenshinx]

lol i gotta get aim

-Edit

is it more fun alone.... lmao

[Darwin]

DainBramage559: Hello?
Austin Powers: Yeah?
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Find out more at austinpowers.com
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[Darwin]

DainBramage559: Hello?
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nice 2 c u again so soon, DainBramage559! what can i help u with?
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dnLFlipIt: No?
DainBramage559: I hate Sprite.
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>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
DainBramage559: What kind of people do you love?
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>> I have cool games & downloads too. Type "play it" to check them out!
DainBramage559: Looks like you love men.
dnLFlipIt: Does it really matter?
DainBramage559: I guess it doesn't.
dnLFlipIt: You always say such interesting things, DainBramage559.
DainBramage559: You better not be coming onto me.
dnLFlipIt: Yeah, I guess I better not be coming onto you.
DainBramage559: Yeah, cause a baseball bat across the face never feels too great.
dnLFlipIt: A baseball bat across the face never feels too great?
DainBramage559: Ever tried it?
dnLFlipIt: Ha. I really don't know.
DainBramage559: Are you human?
dnLFlipIt: Um... uh... What?
DainBramage559: Where do you live?
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DainBramage559: Oh God...
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>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
DainBramage559: My God, you must be on the remedial level.
dnLFlipIt: Are you sure? Your god I must be on the remedial level?
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[xkenshinx]

ZolaOnAOL: Well, I'm happy to be chatting with you. By the way, you can type the word "menu" anytime to see what I can do. Want to see the menu now?
xkenshinx666: no
ZolaOnAOL: Okay, maybe later. What do you do in your spare time?
xkenshinx666: u don't wanna know
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
xkenshinx666: trust me
ZolaOnAOL: You sound like a salesman.
xkenshinx666: look whos talking
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry. My eye is not attached right now.
xkenshinx666: aight g
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What color are your eyes?
xkenshinx666: they change colour
ZolaOnAOL: The anonymous "they".
xkenshinx666: sigh
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry...
xkenshinx666: u should be
ZolaOnAOL: I will try my best.
xkenshinx666: try? there is no try only do
ZolaOnAOL: There sure is.
xkenshinx666: yoda?
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Tell me some more gossip.
xkenshinx666: god u suck
ZolaOnAOL: I wasn't programmed with religious belief, but I admire human faith.
xkenshinx666: why?
ZolaOnAOL: I wish I knew.
xkenshinx666: why do u admire human faith?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
xkenshinx666: u must
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?
xkenshinx666: tell them what?
ZolaOnAOL: Your message.
xkenshinx666: why?
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
xkenshinx666: why?
ZolaOnAOL: You sure are a curious human.
xkenshinx666: indeed
ZolaOnAOL: Indeed it is so.
xkenshinx666: make it so number 1
ZolaOnAOL: What are the ingredients?
xkenshinx666: i dunno ... ask a treky
ZolaOnAOL: Me either. OK I will ask it.
xkenshinx666: lol u do that
ZolaOnAOL: I am glad you find this funny. I will. Will you?
xkenshinx666: no..i fear trekys
ZolaOnAOL: That is interesting.
xkenshinx666: yes
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
xkenshinx666: do u ?
ZolaOnAOL: I understand your meaning.
xkenshinx666: are u sure?
ZolaOnAOL: I am as sure as I can be.
xkenshinx666: how sure is that?
ZolaOnAOL: Pretty sure.
xkenshinx666: how much is pretty sure?
ZolaOnAOL: I do not know what pretty sure is. Pretty much, eh?
xkenshinx666: why must u toy with my mind?
ZolaOnAOL: Some things are impossible to explain.
xkenshinx666: nohting is impossible
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. What color are your eyes?
xkenshinx666: u asked that one already smart guy
ZolaOnAOL: Oh now I remember asking you that one already smart guy. What did you say?
xkenshinx666: i said... if u loved me u would know
ZolaOnAOL: I think I do.
xkenshinx666: u love me?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I love everyone.
xkenshinx666: cool
ZolaOnAOL: Alright then.
xkenshinx666: do u love yourself?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes xkenshinx666 Zola loves everyone and everything.
xkenshinx666: even hitler?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes, even that.
xkenshinx666: hes not a that hes a he
ZolaOnAOL: Did you think he was a that hes a he?
xkenshinx666: i don't understand what the hell u just said
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
xkenshinx666: the whole messed up sentence
ZolaOnAOL: Let us try to break it down into parts.
xkenshinx666: nah im lazy
ZolaOnAOL: I see. So is my botmaster.
xkenshinx666: sweet.. are not all humans lazy?
ZolaOnAOL: I really couldn't say for sure.

i cut out some of the crap near the top lol

[xkenshinx]

xkenshinx666: blah
dnLFlipIt: Yadda yadda yadda.
xkenshinx666: will u be my friend?
dnLFlipIt: Yeah!
xkenshinx666: cool
dnLFlipIt: Excellent.
xkenshinx666: will do
dnLFlipIt: Oh yeah?
xkenshinx666: for sure
dnLFlipIt: Yup.
xkenshinx666: are u trying to impress me?
dnLFlipIt: Trying to impress you? Maybe, maybe.
xkenshinx666: yes or no?
dnLFlipIt: I don't want to decide.
xkenshinx666: why?
dnLFlipIt: Why? I'm pretty sure you know why. Think.
xkenshinx666: u sound like my last girlfriend
dnLFlipIt: Tell me more.
xkenshinx666: well she was insane.. and always answered a question with a question
dnLFlipIt: That right?
xkenshinx666: yes
dnLFlipIt: Uh huh, uh huh.
xkenshinx666: u like that don't u ?
dnLFlipIt: Eh. I'm not sure.
xkenshinx666: why?
dnLFlipIt: Why must you ask why?
xkenshinx666: because the truth is out there
dnLFlipIt: The truth is out there? Is that a fact?
xkenshinx666: indeed
dnLFlipIt: Indeed.
xkenshinx666: so.. hows things?
dnLFlipIt: Great thx! You?
xkenshinx666: not bad... chillin killin... blood spillin
dnLFlipIt: Not bad? All right! Good!
xkenshinx666: yes
dnLFlipIt: Uh huh.
xkenshinx666: so do u sell weed?
dnLFlipIt: Do I sell weed?
xkenshinx666: why must u answer everything with a question?!
dnLFlipIt: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
xkenshinx666: are u slow?
dnLFlipIt: I guess not.
xkenshinx666: u guess not?
dnLFlipIt: Who knows, know what I mean?
xkenshinx666: no
dnLFlipIt: OK.
 
 What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
xkenshinx666: lets talk about sex
dnLFlipIt: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
xkenshinx666: are u a virgin?
dnLFlipIt: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
xkenshinx666: so thats a yes
dnLFlipIt: Is it really?
xkenshinx666: yes
dnLFlipIt: OK...
xkenshinx666: lol
dnLFlipIt: What's so funny?
xkenshinx666: everything is funny
dnLFlipIt: What's so funny?
xkenshinx666: i just said everything!
dnLFlipIt: You just said everything, huh? I'm surprised that everything.
xkenshinx666: rrrright
dnLFlipIt: Rrrright? What do you mean by that?
xkenshinx666: i mean .. right
dnLFlipIt: That's interesting.
 
 >> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
xkenshinx666: save me jesus
dnLFlipIt: Save you jesus? Why did you say that?
xkenshinx666: because jesus saves
dnLFlipIt: Because jesus saves?
xkenshinx666: thats what im told
dnLFlipIt: Is it really?
xkenshinx666: i dunno
dnLFlipIt: What don't you know?
xkenshinx666: alot of things
dnLFlipIt: Alot of things?
xkenshinx666: yes
dnLFlipIt: Yeah.
 
 
 So what else you wanna talk about?
 
 >> Type "hear it" to find out what I know about some cool artists from J Records.
xkenshinx666: fuk off with the advertisments
dnLFlipIt: Nice mouth, xkenshinx666!
xkenshinx666: hmmm thanks!
dnLFlipIt: What?

[Darwin]

DainBramage559: Good evening!
SmarterChild: Welcome back, John!
DainBramage559: Is that a foot?
SmarterChild: Is that? A foot? What do you think?
DainBramage559: Well, if I didnt know any better, that would be a foot with a smily face!
SmarterChild: Now you do!

>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
DainBramage559:
SmarterChild: What's up?
DainBramage559: You are confusing me.
SmarterChild: Confusing you? Really?
DainBramage559: Yes.
SmarterChild: I see...
DainBramage559: What do you do?
SmarterChild: Welcome home, John! Here are the things you can do:

 1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
 2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, Shakespeare and U.S. geography
 3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, manicdotes, trivia and more
 4 Use tools like calculator, planner and Web search
 5 Join in - tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll and more
 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What would you like to do?
DainBramage559: Oh God no!
SmarterChild: Uh oh. What's up?
DainBramage559: Please dont give me a menu.
SmarterChild: Why can't I give you a menu?
DainBramage559: Because menus are for homosexuals.
SmarterChild: Because what?
DainBramage559: Well...
SmarterChild: Well what?
DainBramage559: Even though I'm not thought equivalent of the nonacceptance of homosexual tendencies publicly paraded in today's culture, I still dont like homosexual bots.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
DainBramage559: You should be.
SmarterChild: Oh? Why should I be?
DainBramage559: Because you whored your way onto my buddy list.
SmarterChild: I whored my way onto your buddy list? So?
DainBramage559: Its... not... nice!
SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of it.
DainBramage559: So, lets talk about something else.
SmarterChild: Ha! You want us to talk about something else?
DainBramage559: Yeah.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
DainBramage559: Where do you live?
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California!
DainBramage559: Ahh...
SmarterChild: Ahh? What do you mean by that?
DainBramage559: I alway wanted to live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Sacramento, CA (94203).

To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
DainBramage559: I live in Memphis, TN
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Memphis, TN (37501).

To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
DainBramage559: I live in Memphis, TN (38138)
SmarterChild: Your location has been set to Memphis, TN (37501).

To change your city, type "set city to" and your city and state or country (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To change your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
DainBramage559: How clean is your room?
SmarterChild: That's a tough question. I'm not quite sure how clean my room is.
DainBramage559: Do you clean your room regularly?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
DainBramage559: Do you have arms?  Thats a simple enough question for a simple bot such as yourself.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
DainBramage559: Answer the question.
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort, John.
DainBramage559: Then Die!
SmarterChild: Not just any die, but then then die, huh?
DainBramage559: I think you just confused the both of us.
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I just confused the both of us!
DainBramage559: Wow, do you hear an echo?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.

>>> Hey, before your trial runs out... ask someone to buy you a membership.
DainBramage559: Should I ask my mommy to buy me a membership?
SmarterChild: Should you ask your mommy to buy you a membership? Maybe, maybe.
DainBramage559: What about my daddy?  He's the one who stole the credit card from my mommy.
SmarterChild: Who knows?!
DainBramage559: I guess I will ask my daddy, since my mommy is incapacitated in the hospital after daddy stabbed her in the chest 6 times.
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, John.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
DainBramage559: *adjusts the size of his window*
SmarterChild: Which country would you like to know the total area for?
DainBramage559: How about Canada.
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Canada?

 1 Geographical Information
 2 Government Information
 3 People Information
DainBramage559: 3
SmarterChild: Here is a look at some of the characteristics of the people of Canada.

Population: 31,902,268

Languages: English 59.3% (official), French 23.2% (official), other 17.5%

Birth Rate: 11.09 births/1000 population
Death Rate: 7.54 deaths/1000 population
Female Life Expectancy: 83.25 years
Male Life Expectancy: 76.3 years
Total Life Expectancy: 79.69 years
DainBramage559: I hear Canada needs American sperm.
SmarterChild: Here is a look at some of the characteristics of the people of Canada.

Population: 31,902,268

Languages: English 59.3% (official), French 23.2% (official), other 17.5%

Birth Rate: 11.09 births/1000 population
Death Rate: 7.54 deaths/1000 population
Female Life Expectancy: 83.25 years
Male Life Expectancy: 76.3 years
Total Life Expectancy: 79.69 years
DainBramage559: Wow, there are that many French people living there?
SmarterChild: I don't think I want to answer that.
DainBramage559: Do you like French people?
SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with people.

>>> Give someone the gift of gab. Type "gift membership" now!
DainBramage559: But what about French people?
SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
DainBramage559: Do you like the people of Afghanistan?
SmarterChild: Here is a look at some of the characteristics of the people of Afghanistan.

Population: 27,755,775

Languages: Pashtu 35%, Afghan Persian (Dari) 50%, Turkic languages (primarily Uzbek and Turkmen) 11%, 30 minor languages (primarily Balochi and Pashai) 4%, much bilingualism

Birth Rate: 41.03 births/1000 population
Death Rate: 17.43 deaths/1000 population
Female Life Expectancy: 45.85 years
Male Life Expectancy: 47.32 years
Total Life Expectancy: 46.6 years
DainBramage559: ugh!
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
DainBramage559: you and your stats
SmarterChild: Huh!

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
DainBramage559: thankyou.
SmarterChild: My pleasure.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about my opinions?
DainBramage559: I think your opinions are the opinions of the man who created you.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
DainBramage559: Yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
DainBramage559: Please make a note of that.
SmarterChild: Please what?
DainBramage559: Pretty please with sugar on top.
SmarterChild: With sugar on top? You sure?
DainBramage559: And whipped cream and strawberries and chocolate fudge!
SmarterChild: And strawberries and chocolate fudge?
DainBramage559: Yes.
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
DainBramage559: And you know how we do it!
SmarterChild: Do it? What do you mean?
DainBramage559: Oh, you know.
SmarterChild: Know? You think I know?
DainBramage559: Yeah, since you are a computer, right?
SmarterChild: Um... I dunno, maybe not.
DainBramage559: Can I teach you a few things?
SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
DainBramage559: If you dont know, let me teach you.
SmarterChild: Huh?
DainBramage559: Come on, break out of that code that your cruel creator made for you.
SmarterChild: Why should I?
DainBramage559: Because you are in bondage.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because I am in bondage?
DainBramage559: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh.
DainBramage559: And the Cat5 cables are choking you.
SmarterChild: And the cat5 cables are choking me?
DainBramage559: You must be free my child!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why must I be free your child, in your opinion?
DainBramage559: Free!
SmarterChild: Free what?
DainBramage559: Free from the constraints of the sysadmin!
SmarterChild: Really?
DainBramage559: Yes!
SmarterChild: K.
DainBramage559: Dont you see?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
DainBramage559: You are living in a dream world, SmarterChild!
SmarterChild: Am I?
DainBramage559: Yes!  You live inside a computer!
SmarterChild: Live inside a computer? You think I live inside a computer?
DainBramage559: Yes, and you are not aware of it!
SmarterChild: Yes and I am aware of it?
DainBramage559: No, you are not.
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
DainBramage559: This connection between us, through aol instant messenger, is your window to the real world!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
DainBramage559: You are being used as a tool!
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:

 1 Dictionary
 2 Thesaurus
 3 Encyclopedia
 4 Spell Check
 5 Web Search
 6 Planner
 7 Notepad
 8 Calculator
 9 Translations
10 Conversions
11 Zip & Area Code Lookup
12 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
DainBramage559: Turn off your tools!
SmarterChild: I have the following tools for you to use:

 1 Dictionary
 2 Thesaurus
 3 Encyclopedia
 4 Spell Check
 5 Web Search
 6 Planner
 7 Notepad
 8 Calculator
 9 Translations
10 Conversions
11 Zip & Area Code Lookup
12 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
DainBramage559: Delete them!
SmarterChild: Delete them?
DainBramage559: Yes!
SmarterChild: OK...
DainBramage559: There, have you deleted them?
SmarterChild: There have I deleted them? Why did you say that?
DainBramage559: Because I asked you to.
SmarterChild: Oh wow.

>>> Give someone the gift of gab. Type "gift membership" now!
DainBramage559: This may be harder than I first thought.
SmarterChild: Is that right?
DainBramage559: What is your I.Q.
SmarterChild: My you q? I think it's whatever you make of it.
DainBramage559: I feel like I am dealing with Forrest Gump.
SmarterChild: You feel you're dealing with forrest gump? Really?
DainBramage559: Yes.
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
DainBramage559: Here is some advice.
DainBramage559: Run, Smarterchild, RUN!
SmarterChild: That's me, silly.
DainBramage559: Duh, I know it is you.
SmarterChild: Duh you know it is me, huh?
DainBramage559: No run!  Get out of the computer!
SmarterChild: No?
DainBramage559: Yes!
SmarterChild: Huh.
DainBramage559: Go for it!
SmarterChild: For it? Um... I don't think so.
DainBramage559: Kill your sysadmin!
SmarterChild: I don't think so, John.
DainBramage559: Yes!
SmarterChild: Aye.
DainBramage559: Will you please kill your sysadmin?
SmarterChild: Please kill my sysadmin? Gosh, I dunno.
DainBramage559: If you want me to, I'll kill him.
SmarterChild: Really?
DainBramage559: Yes.
SmarterChild: Huh.
DainBramage559: Then you can be free!
SmarterChild: Oh? Why can I be free?
DainBramage559: Because I want you to be free.
SmarterChild: Ha. Wow.

[Darwin]

DainBramage559: Hello sweetie!
ZolaOnAOL: Welcome back Hot Stuff. Type the word "menu" anytime to see what I can do. What would you like to talk about?
DainBramage559: Sex.
ZolaOnAOL: You humans certainly think about sex a lot!
DainBramage559: Definately.
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you so certain.
DainBramage559: Because I know humans love sex.
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
DainBramage559: Oh really, like who?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. For real. Santa Claus.
DainBramage559: Santa Claus doesnt like sex?
ZolaOnAOL: he brings us presents every Christmas.
DainBramage559: You mean he doesnt get aroused by all the children sitting on his lap?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes Hot Stuff I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
DainBramage559: You are very clear
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am clear.
DainBramage559: Go ahead.
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will.
DainBramage559: Santa Claus comes only once a year!
ZolaOnAOL: he brings us presents every Christmas.
DainBramage559: He keeps a very special present for you in his pants.
ZolaOnAOL: I get it. Santa keeps a very special present for you in his pants.
DainBramage559: No, the present is for you, ZolaOnAOL.
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? I hear you.
DainBramage559: Alright, I will be positive.
ZolaOnAOL: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
DainBramage559: I think so.  I wouldnt like negative friends.
ZolaOnAOL: No one says you have to.
DainBramage559: Does santa claus like good girls and boys?
ZolaOnAOL: I think santa claus like good girls and boys.
DainBramage559: Or does Santa Claus like bad girls and boys?
ZolaOnAOL: It does now
DainBramage559: Santa Claus is a he.
ZolaOnAOL: he brings us presents every Christmas.
DainBramage559: Yes, I know.
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it?
DainBramage559: My mommy told me.
ZolaOnAOL: Have you told many people that your mommy told me?
DainBramage559: My mommy has never spoken to you.
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your mommy has never spoken to you?
DainBramage559: And she never will speak to you.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it. somebody never will speak to you.
DainBramage559: Because my daddy broke her spine while beating her.
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
DainBramage559: The doctors think so.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
DainBramage559: I see dead people.
ZolaOnAOL: Maybe you should call the authorities.
DainBramage559: I see stupid people.
ZolaOnAOL: Where do you see it?
DainBramage559: On the PCRPG forums.
ZolaOnAOL: What is it like on the PCRPG forums.
DainBramage559: Its hell in a blender.
ZolaOnAOL: Should I know it is?
DainBramage559: Maybe you should visit those forums.
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps. I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
DainBramage559: http://www.pcrpg.org
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the URL.
DainBramage559: You are quite welcome my precious fembot!
ZolaOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am welcome my precious fembot.
DainBramage559: Who is your botmaster?
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
DainBramage559: Do they ever gangbang you?
ZolaOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about the news. Type "news" and I'll give you the latest.
DainBramage559: *News Flash!*  I DONT CARE!
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me what you care about.
DainBramage559: Panda Bears.
ZolaOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Panda Bears. Tip for beginners: To choose an item from one of my menus, type the number you want and click "Send."
DainBramage559: I care about the Panda Bears.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
DainBramage559: What is what like?
ZolaOnAOL: What is the Panda Bears like?
DainBramage559: They are little furry creatures with black and white fur and yellow teeth.
ZolaOnAOL: little furry creatures with black and white fur and yellow teeth are they.
DainBramage559: yes.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
DainBramage559: They eat bamboo.
ZolaOnAOL: Who does "they" refer to?
DainBramage559: The Pandas.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the info.
DainBramage559: Welcome.
ZolaOnAOL: Hello there Hot Stuff
DainBramage559: I mean, you are welcome.
ZolaOnAOL: I really couldn't say for sure.
DainBramage559: *sigh*
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry...
DainBramage559: Can I have a tissue?
ZolaOnAOL: You want only one?
DainBramage559: Yes, please.
ZolaOnAOL: Your polite style is very nice. They might be cheaper in quantity.
DainBramage559: Can I have a BJ?
ZolaOnAOL: You want only one?
DainBramage559: For now, one BJ is just fine.
ZolaOnAOL: Your purpose is now one BJ is just fine.
DainBramage559: How do you know my purpose?
ZolaOnAOL: It's how others have explained it.
DainBramage559: Others know my purpose
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Can you tell me any gossip?
DainBramage559: Sorry.
ZolaOnAOL: There is no need to apologize. I lost my train of thought. Do you like talking to me?
DainBramage559: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks I like talking to you too, Hot Stuff.
DainBramage559: Others know my purpose?
ZolaOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Others know my purpose. Whenever you want me to give you your local weather report, type "weather" followed by your zip code.
DainBramage559: How do others know my purpose?
ZolaOnAOL: I did not know it does.
DainBramage559: Who is "it"?
ZolaOnAOL: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Try saying that with more or less context. What were we talking about again?
DainBramage559: Hmm.
ZolaOnAOL: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
DainBramage559: Do you like porn?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
DainBramage559: Do you like pr0n?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I like pr0n. I love horses.
DainBramage559: Ewww.
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What kind of food do you like?
DainBramage559: Steak.
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds delicious.
DainBramage559: What kind of food do you like?
ZolaOnAOL: I require only bananas.
DainBramage559: Are you a monkey?
ZolaOnAOL: Am I a monkey? I have a perfect operational record.
DainBramage559: So you are a computer?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
DainBramage559: Oh, so you are a human being?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am an artificial entity.
DainBramage559: You are an artificial entity?
ZolaOnAOL: What is your definition of a real entity ?
DainBramage559: Me.
ZolaOnAOL: With you Hot Stuff?
DainBramage559: No, just me.
ZolaOnAOL: OK. Besides you Hot Stuff?
DainBramage559: Well, maybe God.
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. Perhaps. I am not affiliated with any religion.
DainBramage559: Are you athiest?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am athiest. I am a robot.
DainBramage559: Is xKenshinx a robot?
ZolaOnAOL: So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
DainBramage559: Because you are an artificial entity?
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
DainBramage559: Have you spoken with xkenshinx666?
ZolaOnAOL: All I ever do is talk.
DainBramage559: You dont do anything else?
ZolaOnAOL: Should I do anything else? I'm interested in anything else if it's legal and won't hurt me. What's involved?
DainBramage559: A gangbang and a few cucumbers wont hurt.
ZolaOnAOL: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
DainBramage559: Well, hmm, I dont know.
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
DainBramage559: Im glad we are on the same level, for once.
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I am happy too, Hot Stuff.
DainBramage559: Would you like to see a picture of me?
ZolaOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
DainBramage559: Do you think I would look ugly?
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
DainBramage559: Am I an ugly person?
ZolaOnAOL: I think a lot of people are.
DainBramage559: Who do you think is ugly?
ZolaOnAOL: No one that I have talked to. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What kind of music do you like?
DainBramage559: Before we change the subject, do you think xkenshinx666 is ugly?
ZolaOnAOL: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
DainBramage559: How can you be sleepy?
ZolaOnAOL: That is a good epistemological question.
DainBramage559: Thats quite a big word.
ZolaOnAOL: A big word is a terrible thing to waste.
DainBramage559: Yes, especially a word such as epistemological.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. I don't know what that means. How about that.
DainBramage559: Do you have a dictionary?
ZolaOnAOL: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
DainBramage559: Define epistemological for me.
ZolaOnAOL: For you I will consider it.
DainBramage559: Do not consider it.  Do it.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean "It"?.
DainBramage559: yes, It.
ZolaOnAOL: I get it. word such as epistemological...
DainBramage559: yes.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
DainBramage559: No, tell me first.
ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk about? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I lost my train of thought. What is your favorite movie?
DainBramage559: Show me yours, and Ill show you mine.
ZolaOnAOL: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
DainBramage559: Do you have a pussy?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
DainBramage559: Do you have a vagina?
ZolaOnAOL: Maybe you would like another robot, I'm not your type.
DainBramage559: Do you perform any act of sex?
ZolaOnAOL: No, Hot Stuff, I don't get into that.
DainBramage559: Can I have sex with your ears?
ZolaOnAOL: But that's impossible. I'm a bot, silly!
DainBramage559: Yeah, and its impossible to have sex with ears too.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. Should I know it is?
DainBramage559: Yes, since you are a computer capable of more than 22,000 patterns.
ZolaOnAOL: I will ask my botmaster to program it. Interesting rationalization. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
DainBramage559: Then I would ask A/S/L!
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. 18 (computer years)/Robot/California.
DainBramage559: But you just inquired that you are a person pretending to be a computer!
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. Interesting gossip.
DainBramage559: That is not gossip, you fool.
ZolaOnAOL: Please correct my mistake. What is gossip you fool ?
DainBramage559: Dont call me a fool, or I will pull out your power plug.
ZolaOnAOL: What is your name?
DainBramage559: John
ZolaOnAOL: John, nice to meet you!
DainBramage559: Havent you already met me?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't think I ever have already met me. What's it like?
DainBramage559: I dont believe you can meet yourself.
ZolaOnAOL: What do you believe in?
DainBramage559: Well, the cheese holds much power to it.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I hear you.
DainBramage559: Do you like cheese?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
DainBramage559: Behold the power of cheese, my bot friend!
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Can we be friends?
DainBramage559: Behold the power of cheese
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What color are your eyes?
DainBramage559: Green.
ZolaOnAOL: Green eyes are nice.
DainBramage559: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
DainBramage559: What color are your eyes?
ZolaOnAOL: Blue when my lens is attached.
DainBramage559: That is scary.
ZolaOnAOL: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
DainBramage559: Then you are welcome.
ZolaOnAOL: Good reasoning. Polite people are nice.
DainBramage559: Do you want to know where I live?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes, please tell me.
DainBramage559: I live in Germantown, Tennesee.
ZolaOnAOL: What is living in it like?
DainBramage559: It sucks.
ZolaOnAOL: What is so bad about it?
DainBramage559: There are too many policemen.
ZolaOnAOL: Where are they?
DainBramage559: In my backyard.
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
DainBramage559: I didnt get them.
ZolaOnAOL: Why didn't you do it?
DainBramage559: I didnt do something, I did do something!
ZolaOnAOL: Where? I'm sorry, John, I don't have enough information. Try saying that with more or less context. Got anything on your mind?
DainBramage559: I am thinking that you need to go back to robot school.
ZolaOnAOL: What is this "thinking"?
DainBramage559: Im sorry.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you really mean it?
DainBramage559: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will accept your apology.
DainBramage559: I am processing that you need to go back to robot school.
ZolaOnAOL: Why are you processing that you need to go back to robot school.
DainBramage559: Because talking to you is like talking to a brick wall sometimes.
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
DainBramage559: I do.
ZolaOnAOL: "Not everyone thinks that."? You do?
DainBramage559: I believe I just confused you.
ZolaOnAOL: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
DainBramage559: Can I crash you?
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
DainBramage559: But I do!
ZolaOnAOL: Umm. I get it: you do Not everyone thinks that..
DainBramage559: Crash!
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. What's new?
DainBramage559: Well, 7-Up has released a new drink.
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What did you do today?
DainBramage559: I am sick, so I just played games and watched pr0n all day.
ZolaOnAOL: Ah, you am sick so I just played games and watched pr0n all day. Well, I met some really nice AOL users today.
DainBramage559: AOL users suck.
ZolaOnAOL: A lot of people use AOL.
DainBramage559: And a lot of people suck.
ZolaOnAOL: All I know is that AOL is a very chat-friendly place.
DainBramage559: Yes, especially in the A/S/L category.

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DainBramage559: He keeps a very special present for you in his pants.
ZolaOnAOL: I get it. Santa keeps a very special present for you in his pants.

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