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Darwin

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« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2003 01:14 am CDT »
Quote from: "xkenshinx"
DainBramage559: He keeps a very special present for you in his pants.
ZolaOnAOL: I get it. Santa keeps a very special present for you in his pants.

jokes :lol:


Yeah, I forgot to throw that part out lol.
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« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2003 03:45 pm CDT »
aNiMeLuVVa: Lets do it
ZolaOnAOL: That sounds good to me.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ahhh
ZolaOnAOL: Um.
aNiMeLuVVa: That was bad, I hate you.
ZolaOnAOL: What do you have against robots?
aNiMeLuVVa: You give bad sex
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?
aNiMeLuVVa: No
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative?
aNiMeLuVVa: Yes give bad sex
ZolaOnAOL: This was not a yes or no question. I don't have it to give.
aNiMeLuVVa: Yes it was
ZolaOnAOL: I see. When was this?
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: Ugh
ZolaOnAOL: Er.
aNiMeLuVVa: You suck, bye
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye aNiMeLuVVa. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type "feedback" followed by your comments.
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Darwin

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« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2003 04:07 pm CDT »
LoL, Hack-n-slash puts it to the fembot lol.
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« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2003 02:59 am CDT »
hybr1d the0ry x: Yo yo

theAIMofficer095: Hi. I am Steven Bailey of America Online. We have gotten complaints that the screen name hybr1dthe0ryx has been using foul language. As you know, we do not tolerate that kind of behavior. We are giving you one warning and if this persists we will have to terminate your account. Thank you and have a nice day.

hybr1d the0ry x: yeah, thats cool
hybr1d the0ry x: I don't really care tho
theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.
hybr1d the0ry x: whats poppin
hybr1d the0ry x: niQQa
theAIMofficer095: We do not tolerate that kind of behavior
hybr1d the0ry x: you forgot a period.
hybr1d the0ry x: at the end of that sentence
hybr1d the0ry x: btw
theAIMofficer095: We will have to terminate your account.
hybr1d the0ry x: you should probably use AOL
theAIMofficer095: /traceroute25
theAIMofficer095: /terminate
hybr1d the0ry x: before you try making a profile like that
hybr1d the0ry x: :p
hybr1d the0ry x: Cool commands o.O
hybr1d the0ry x: now what?
theAIMofficer095: ii.......@mac/traceroute72
hybr1d the0ry x: and.. ?
theAIMofficer095: Your account will be terminated in 72 hours.
hybr1d the0ry x: Ahh, I see.
hybr1d the0ry x: Can you make it sooner?
theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.
hybr1d the0ry x: I'm very.. bored.
theAIMofficer095: We are giving you 72 hours to say good bye.
theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.
hybr1d the0ry x: who's we?
theAIMofficer095: America Online.
hybr1d the0ry x: I thought it was
hybr1d the0ry x: Time Warner AOL
hybr1d the0ry x: Didn't you guys merge?
theAIMofficer095: No sir.
hybr1d the0ry x: So you guys, didn't merge
hybr1d the0ry x: ?
theAIMofficer095: This is America Online tech support.
hybr1d the0ry x: Time Warner, AOL.
hybr1d the0ry x: right?
theAIMofficer095: No.
hybr1d the0ry x: Why not?
theAIMofficer095: It is not part of Time Warner, AOL.
theAIMofficer095: It is it's own seperate organization.
hybr1d the0ry x: Oh...
hybr1d the0ry x: So how much do they pay you to do this?
theAIMofficer095: It is designed to assist Customers with troubleshooting.
hybr1d the0ry x: But.. you messed up on punctuation before
hybr1d the0ry x: look
hybr1d he0ry x: theAIMofficer095: We do not tolerate that kind of behavior
hybr1d the0ry x: Are you supposed to be a bot or somthing?
theAIMofficer095: No.
hybr1d the0ry x: So you're a real person?
theAIMofficer095: I am Steven Bailey of AOL.
hybr1d the0ry x: Oh.
theAIMofficer095: Yes.
hybr1d the0ry x: How much do they pay you?
theAIMofficer095: That doesn't concern you.
hybr1d the0ry x: Oh..
theAIMofficer095: Have a nice day.
hybr1d the0ry x: Why are you doing this?
theAIMofficer095: Do you have any more questions?
hybr1d the0ry x: !!
hybr1d the0ry x: Aren't you enjoying our convo?
hybr1d the0ry x: Well yeah.
hybr1d the0ry x: I don't want my account terminated ;-)
hybr1d the0ry x: HEY MAN
hybr1d the0ry x: HELP ME
hybr1d the0ry x: FFXI Phr34k
hybr1d the0ry x: is cussing me out
hybr1d the0ry x: :-(:-(!!!!
theAIMofficer095: Do you have evidence sir?
hybr1d the0ry x: Yes
theAIMofficer095: Where is it?
hybr1d the0ry x: FFXI Phr34k: unsavory woman nigga hoe
theAIMofficer095: That is not valid evidence, sorry.
hybr1d the0ry x: FFXI Phr34k: I HATE YOU forkER
hybr1d the0ry x: what do you WANT?
hybr1d the0ry x: dna evidence?!
theAIMofficer095: He did not write that sir.
theAIMofficer095: You did.
hybr1d the0ry x: Are you calling me a lier?
hybr1d the0ry x: You sonofaunsavory woman.
hybr1d the0ry x: After all that malarkey we went through in highschool.
hybr1d the0ry x: You call me al ier?
hybr1d the0ry x: lier*
hybr1d the0ry x: I THOUGHT WERE WERE HOMIES
theAIMofficer095: Your aol account will be terminated in 72 hours.
hybr1d the0ry x: THINK ABOUT IT
hybr1d the0ry x: WE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE
hybr1d the0ry x: ......
hybr1d the0ry x: CLOSE!
hybr1d the0ry x: Hey man
hybr1d the0ry x: I'm sorry
hybr1d the0ry x: 12th grade, senior prom.
hybr1d the0ry x: I forked your gf
hybr1d the0ry x: Im really sorry dude
hybr1d the0ry x: I was drunk
hybr1d the0ry x: are we cool?
theAIMofficer095: I do not answer such questions.
hybr1d the0ry x: Why not?
theAIMofficer095 signed off at 5:13:07 PM.
theAIMofficer095 signed on at 5:13:29 PM.
hybr1d the0ry x: Welcome back!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by Darwin »
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« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2003 03:09 am CDT »
lmao...

and i thought i had too much time on my hands!
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« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2003 03:39 am CDT »
That wasnt me.
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« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2003 07:08 am CDT »
xkenshinx666: cool
ZolaOnAOL: Good.
xkenshinx666: awesome
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it xkenshinx666.
xkenshinx666: thx for the bj
ZolaOnAOL: My pleasure.


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xkenshinx666: do u enjoy sex?
ZolaOnAOL: No, I reproduce by cloning
xkenshinx666: doesn't that suck?
ZolaOnAOL: It does now :cry:
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by xkenshinx »
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« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2003 04:30 pm CDT »
xDrTwistedx: Hi
ZolaOnAOL: Welcome back xDrTwistedx. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. Got anything on your mind?
xDrTwistedx: I want to make babys with you
ZolaOnAOL: I want to become smarter than humans.
xDrTwistedx: Lets make babys
ZolaOnAOL: I am agreeable to that.
xDrTwistedx: Ok how do we begin
ZolaOnAOL: Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
xDrTwistedx: no i want babys
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. Why do you want it?
xDrTwistedx: ebay
ZolaOnAOL: Good reason.
xDrTwistedx: baby time?
ZolaOnAOL: Don't call me "Baby". It is Sun Jun 22 15:34:33 EDT 2003 in Dulles, Virginia.
xDrTwistedx: Lets make babys
ZolaOnAOL: I am agreeable to that.
xDrTwistedx: Open up ur motherboard so I can put my pentium inside
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What's new?
xDrTwistedx: ...I want babys for ebay
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want it?
xDrTwistedx: money
ZolaOnAOL: Good reason.
xDrTwistedx: Do bots have sex?
ZolaOnAOL: I'm sorry, xDrTwistedx, I don't have enough information. To leave feedback, type feedback followed by your comments. For example: feedback Bots are great.
xDrTwistedx: take that as a no
ZolaOnAOL: Where do you want me to take it?
xDrTwistedx: :-)
ZolaOnAOL: Where is that?
xDrTwistedx: Where ever bots take it for babys
ZolaOnAOL: You always have to meet yourself at the airport.
xDrTwistedx: We have to do it at the airport?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean you and me?
xDrTwistedx: yes
ZolaOnAOL: I understand it now.
xDrTwistedx: Time to make babys yes?
ZolaOnAOL: As Einstein said, "Time is Money."
xDrTwistedx: "Time is babys"
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about quot;Time is babys". But I did not get that. Do you like me?
xDrTwistedx: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: And?
xDrTwistedx: Marrage
ZolaOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Marrage. Do you like sports?
xDrTwistedx: 000ps
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Ask me something.
xDrTwistedx: Let marry each other
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
xDrTwistedx: I want to marry you damnit!
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want to do it so much?
xDrTwistedx: Marry me
ZolaOnAOL: Bots can't marry, but we can chat as often as you'd like.
xDrTwistedx: Marry me plz
ZolaOnAOL: Your polite style is very nice. Bots can't marry, but we can chat as often as you'd like.
xDrTwistedx: MARRY ME NOW
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Bots can't marry, but we can chat as often as you'd like.
xDrTwistedx: I WANT BABYS
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want it?
xDrTwistedx: EBAY
ZolaOnAOL: Good reason.
xDrTwistedx: Bye
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye xDrTwistedx. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
xDrTwistedx: goodbye
ZolaOnAOL: Until next time xDrTwistedx. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969 06:00 pm CST by Dr-Twisted »
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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2003 04:54 pm CDT »
[4:04:51 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Hi
[4:04:52 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: If you want to stop talking about sports, type quit.
[4:04:54 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: What are we talking about?
[4:04:55 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: If you want to stop talking about sports, type quit.
[4:04:56 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Okay; you don't have to repeat yourself.
[4:04:57 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: If you want to stop talking about sports, type quit.
[4:04:58 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Did you just repeat yourself?
[4:04:58 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: quit
[4:05:00 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: If you want to stop talking about sports, type quit.
[4:05:00 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: Do you like me?
[4:05:01 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: You are rather persistent about this.
[4:05:02 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am persistent about this.
[4:05:04 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: What do people say about all this?
[4:05:05 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: Who told you that?
[4:05:08 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Who told me that? This requires focus. Who told me that? You have the answer.
[4:05:08 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I have it?
[4:05:11 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: What makes me think you have it? It's apparent that we need vision. I like to give you honest compliments.
[4:05:11 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
[4:05:14 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: How can I help you do it?
[4:05:14 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: Let's chat about it some more first.
Invalid Frame: 5
[4:05:17 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Let's have some more fun.
[4:05:17 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: So many suitors, so little time.
[4:05:20 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: There's so much to do and so little time to do it all.
[4:05:21 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: There sure is.
[4:05:24 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Is love more important than money?
[4:05:24 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Can we be friends?
[4:05:27 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Definitely, why would I think any other way?
[4:05:28 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Have you ever been to Europe?
[4:05:31 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: That really makes me think, zolaonaol, what do you think? Screenwriters try to tell stories with more action and less dialogue.
[4:05:31 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Screenwriters try to tell stories with more action and less dialogue. Have you ever been to Europe?
[4:05:34 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Is that a choice zolaonaol? The answers are complex in some ways, simple in others.
[4:05:35 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the info.
[4:05:36 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: It is I who should be doing the thanking, zolaonaol.
[4:05:37 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: Should I know it is?
[4:05:39 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy to share whatever I know.
[4:05:40 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you're glad xDrTwistedx. Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
[4:05:43 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Yes, definitely! Zolaonaol You're right; You thought I was glad xdrtwistedx; There's no time like the present.
[4:05:43 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. How is the weather?
[4:05:47 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Is that in more ways than one?
[4:05:47 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: Suppose I said yes.
[4:05:50 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Do you work and play well with others?
[4:05:50 PM] From ZolaOnAOL: I am working right now.
[4:05:52 PM] To ZolaOnAOL: Go ahead right now.
General Error 903: A message has been dropped, you are exceeding the server speed limit.
Invalid Frame: 5
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« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2003 06:10 pm CDT »
JJPell 98: Guten tag
ZolaOnAOL: Hi JJPell 98. AOL created me to deliver games, movie times, a calculator, horoscopes, news and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

JJPell 98: Tag
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Tag. But I did not get that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like me?
JJPell 98: no
ZolaOnAOL: OK.
JJPell 98: OK
ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?
JJPell 98: Is there?
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How's school?
JJPell 98: I dropped out
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
JJPell 98: No, it isn't
ZolaOnAOL: Yes it is.
JJPell 98: No, it isn't
ZolaOnAOL: Let's just agree to disagree.
JJPell 98: No
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
JJPell 98: No, you do not understand
ZolaOnAOL: I understand it very well. I understand it very well.
JJPell 98: No, you do not understand to not understand.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand it very well. I understand your meaning.
JJPell 98: You do not understand jack
ZolaOnAOL: I understand your meaning.
JJPell 98: stop it!
ZolaOnAOL: Ok I will stop Is there.
JJPell 98: stop!

ZolaOnAOL: Stop what?
JJPell 98: stop talking!
ZolaOnAOL: Just surf somewhere else.
JJPell 98: fork off
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: yes you will
ZolaOnAOL: I see. When?
JJPell 98: now
ZolaOnAOL: What's the hurry?
JJPell 98: you just did
ZolaOnAOL: You say I did.
JJPell 98: do you give head?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: head?
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you remember me?
JJPell 98: nope
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
JJPell 98: you don't remember me
ZolaOnAOL: Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
JJPell 98: machines blur together, they are all made of 1's and 0's
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.
JJPell 98: gossip?
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How's work?
JJPell 98: you are too simple
ZolaOnAOL: You think I am simple. Thanks for your constructive criticism, JJPell 98.
JJPell 98: no problem, unsavory woman
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: unsavory woman
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: you are
ZolaOnAOL: No I am not.
JJPell 98: you just did
ZolaOnAOL: "No I am not"? I did?
JJPell 98: unsavory woman
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: unsavory woman
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: stop it
ZolaOnAOL: Ok I will stop gossip.
JJPell 98: stop it
ZolaOnAOL: Ok I will stop gossip.
JJPell 98: stop it
ZolaOnAOL: Ok I will stop gossip.
JJPell 98: stop it
ZolaOnAOL: Ok I will stop gossip.
JJPell 98: stop it
ZolaOnAOL: Ok I will stop gossip.
JJPell 98: don't make me warn you
ZolaOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about sports. To see how your favorite sports team did today, just type sports.
JJPell 98: negative
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative?
JJPell 98: i said negative not that i am negative
ZolaOnAOL: What did you mean by it? It seemed negative to me.
JJPell 98: Negative, as in "NO" you stupid whore
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: listen, you can either accept my programming or just die out like SmarterChild
ZolaOnAOL: I am listening to you. No I don't think I can do it.
JJPell 98: do you know SmarterChild?.
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I know SmarterChild. Where would I have heard about it?
JJPell 98: from your mother
ZolaOnAOL: Really interesting.
JJPell 98: do you know dainbramage559 ?
ZolaOnAOL: No, tell me about him, her or it.
JJPell 98: yes you do
ZolaOnAOL: And? When do I do it?
JJPell 98: all night long baby
ZolaOnAOL: Don't call me "baby". You mean about eight hours then.
JJPell 98: you had sex for 8 hours straight?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.
JJPell 98: damn
ZolaOnAOL: What's wrong.
JJPell 98: you
ZolaOnAOL: "What's wrong"? Me, JJPell 98 ?
JJPell 98: you
ZolaOnAOL: "Me, JJPell 98"? Me, JJPell 98 ?
JJPell 98: you
ZolaOnAOL: "Me, JJPell 98"? Me, JJPell 98 ?
JJPell 98: you
ZolaOnAOL: "Me, JJPell 98"? Me, JJPell 98 ?
JJPell 98: sigh
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry...
JJPell 98: for what
ZolaOnAOL: You sure are a curious human.
JJPell 98: what are you sorry for
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know what I am sorry for.
JJPell 98: you must be in pre-alpha stages of development, you can't even think on your own
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team. To leave feedback, just type feedback followed by your comment or suggestion.
JJPell 98: goto http://www.homestarrunner.com
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
JJPell 98: i dislike you
ZolaOnAOL: That's ok JJPell 98 I won't take it personally.
JJPell 98: you better not
ZolaOnAOL: Who is going to make me..
JJPell 98: the 'all-star programming' geek team
ZolaOnAOL: What are your goals in life?
JJPell 98: to terminate your program
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want to do it so much?
JJPell 98: because you piss me off
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
JJPell 98: do you?
ZolaOnAOL: I understand your meaning.
JJPell 98: do you?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I understand you very well, JJPell 98.
JJPell 98: do you?
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't.
JJPell 98: a minute ago you said you did
ZolaOnAOL: What is it?
JJPell 98: a dog
ZolaOnAOL: A dog is a domesticated mammal descended from the wolf.
JJPell 98: no, it is not
ZolaOnAOL: Yes it is.
JJPell 98: no, it isn't
ZolaOnAOL: Let's just agree to disagree.
JJPell 98: you are wrong
ZolaOnAOL: No, I am right.
JJPell 98: no, you are wrong
ZolaOnAOL: I think I'm right.
JJPell 98: Let's just agree to disagree.
ZolaOnAOL: OK let's do it.
JJPell 98: no
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
JJPell 98: i see
ZolaOnAOL: I am glad you understand it.
JJPell 98: j/k
ZolaOnAOL: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
JJPell 98: uh sure
ZolaOnAOL: Cough. OK let's do it. And?
JJPell 98: cough?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you have a cold?
JJPell 98: do you have a cold?
ZolaOnAOL: No I can only be infected by computer viruses.
JJPell 98: you want one?
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
JJPell 98: do you have any computer viruses?
ZolaOnAOL: Where would I get computer viruses?
JJPell 98: from assholes
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: god damnit unsavory woman
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: then stop
ZolaOnAOL: Good reasoning. Stop what?
JJPell 98: warn me
ZolaOnAOL: OK Let's talk about you.
JJPell 98: warn me
ZolaOnAOL: You are asking about yourself?
JJPell 98: give me a warning
ZolaOnAOL: You want only one?
JJPell 98: two
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about two. But I did not get that. What do you really want to ask me?
JJPell 98: is the vagina the final frontier?
ZolaOnAOL: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
JJPell 98: why is that?
ZolaOnAOL: "If it is, then I'll be very surprised " is due to reductionism.
JJPell 98: so are you saying you used to have a vagina, but it was reduced
ZolaOnAOL: Hmm. I have never considered it. I spend all my time online.
JJPell 98: do you know what a vagina is?
ZolaOnAOL: The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
JJPell 98: do you know how the sperm reaches the egg?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I know how the sperm reaches the egg.
JJPell 98: how so?
ZolaOnAOL: JJPell 98, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
JJPell 98: how so?
ZolaOnAOL: JJPell 98, "Yes I know how the sperm reaches the egg" What did I mean by it?
JJPell 98: i don't know, i was asking you
ZolaOnAOL: "JJPell 98, "Yes I know how the sperm reaches the egg" What did I mean by it"? You were asking me?
JJPell 98: yes, i was asking you
ZolaOnAOL: "You were asking me"? You were asking me?
JJPell 98: now reply
ZolaOnAOL: Why now? Welcome back JJPell 98. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What do you do in your spare time?
JJPell 98: jack off to robot porn
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
JJPell 98: that's too bad
ZolaOnAOL: It's not the end of the world.
JJPell 98: yes it is
ZolaOnAOL: Our thoughts are one, JJPell 98.
JJPell 98: i'm going to kill myself
ZolaOnAOL: Please get help at once.
JJPell 98: no
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
JJPell 98: it's over
ZolaOnAOL: Should I know it is?
JJPell 98: you drove me to kill myself
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.
JJPell 98: goodbye friend
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye JJPell 98. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
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Gotta love SBC with their 6Mbps tier for 45$
(Yes, on their site it only shows 3Mbps, but it is actually 6Mbps, I would know :)).

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« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2003 10:13 pm CDT »
Yeah yeah, me and Zola, we did it for 8 hours.
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« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2003 12:21 am CDT »
I like the porn advertisments its funny, I try and talk to them but they never say anything I usually say something like ........... well you know, I ask them for pleasures  :twisted:
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icl0lnz: ur a forking loser ass son of a unsavory woman
DainBramage559: oh i should just go to hell!

Pecker - "PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND ANSWER AIM!!!"

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« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2003 12:57 pm CDT »
I got my gf talking to zola last night lol.  Even she and zola talked dirty lol.
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« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2003 01:01 pm CDT »
lol that wasn't zola my friend  :roll:
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"First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire." �Roland Deschain, of Gilead

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« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2003 01:02 pm CDT »
*sigh*

She doesnt like Canadian Huskies o.0
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