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eViL

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Two Tough Questions
« on: June 18, 2003 01:33 am CDT »
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad check
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?  Give up yet?  It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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eViL, you were probably the coolest but most misunderstood person in this community.. maybe the rest will find out how cool of a person you are some day, and don't get too mad at the people who dont understand you.. its their loss in the end.

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2003 01:51 am CDT »
Wow, that caught me off guard.

I would leave that decision up to the woman.  Depends on whether how well off she is.
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2003 01:55 am CDT »
I would never reccomend an abortion to anyone.
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2003 02:22 am CDT »
hmmmmm very interesting... i support abortion.. but reading that makes u reconsider it....

hitler... was not a bad person... untill he started going insane lol

he had a few jewish friends as a teen...  including the doctor that took care of his sick mother... but after the first war... he started to hate the jews because they were supporting communism and starting other crap during hard times... at first he just wanted them out of the country ... but well like i said he went insane

people always mention how horrible hitler is... yet they seem to forget that the japanese killed far more chinese in comparison to the killings of jews
or the fact that stalin killed more people then hitler ever managed to... or how europeans almost whiped out the native american people and stole their land...
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2003 02:25 am CDT »
True, but that doesnt make him any better of a person, now does it.


All the little jewish kids whupped up on him on the playground!  Yar!
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2003 02:39 am CDT »
sure it does... plenty of people get away with murder now... atleast with a insanity plea :roll:

the point is.. hitler wasn't evil... just insane

do insane people go to hell? hmmmmm
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2003 02:53 am CDT »
You sound more religious everyday...

Nah, he's in hell, most definately.
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2003 03:12 am CDT »
After I realized what kind of questions were I knew the first one was Beethoven right away..

The second question.. I thought the third sounded familiar (I read the 1200 pg biography of Hitler) And I also knew the 1st would have been an american president considering the description.

I never did figure out the second one.. Guess thats how much I care about UK huh?

As for congress.. Well, the whole concept is a give away that they work for the government..  But it is hard to tell what part... if you would have said 535 to begin with, I could have easily told you it is congress.
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2003 10:25 am CDT »
w00t I picked A.... yay for chain smoking alkies.  


And whats  so wrong with consulting with astrologists :( That hurts me. For some people its a part of their religon. Like me.
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2003 02:40 pm CDT »
LoL i picked B,  yeah you would be surprised how interesting some of the history the real history that isnt taught in school books,

some of the stuff that took place makes ya wonder,,, most of the bizaar stuff comes out of england/france wait till ya get to college if ya have to take history , make ya wonder how we made it thus far,lol
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2003 05:36 pm CDT »
Pretty cool.


I admire Hitler for a lot of reasons. One of them not being how he killed all the jews.
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2003 08:27 pm CDT »
You liked his mustache?
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2003 08:38 pm CDT »
Yeah, that was pretty cool, but I was talking about he stuck by what he said he was going to do. I admire people that do that. Anyone that does that, like people that say they're going to go on a diet: I admire them if they actually follow through with it, and lose weight. I think that's really cool.
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2003 08:41 pm CDT »
If somebody said they were going to poo on your face, and actually pooed on your face, would you respect them?
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2003 08:41 pm CDT »
Just drop it.
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