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Jason_Xero

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« Reply #15 on: July 1, 2003 04:39 pm CDT »
Were you sexually abused by your father when you were young?
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Gotta love SBC with their 6Mbps tier for 45$
(Yes, on their site it only shows 3Mbps, but it is actually 6Mbps, I would know :)).

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« Reply #16 on: July 1, 2003 10:55 pm CDT »
Mummy beat him when he would dirty his bed...
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« Reply #17 on: July 2, 2003 01:31 am CDT »
You have made 51.1875 gallons and 427.18036725 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 3.64 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,358,720,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 13104 kittens.



HELP ME
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« Reply #18 on: July 2, 2003 02:43 am CDT »
You have made 1.3541666666667E-05 gallons and 0.00011301067916667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 0.00014444444444444 yards.
You have killed approximately 936,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 0.0052 kittens.



hehe
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« Reply #19 on: July 2, 2003 04:42 am CDT »
You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 0 kittens.


Imagine that!
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« Reply #20 on: July 2, 2003 04:43 am CDT »
*tells pecker to go enter the numbers for bob - including sex* =D.  lol
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« Reply #21 on: July 2, 2003 08:42 am CDT »
Pecker don't lie now... It IS a sin to lie pecker..
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icl0lnz: ur a forking loser ass son of a unsavory woman
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Pecker - "PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND ANSWER AIM!!!"

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« Reply #22 on: July 2, 2003 09:14 am CDT »
LOL yes how many times do you masturbate per week and how many years



LOL
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« Reply #23 on: July 2, 2003 05:57 pm CDT »
Girls cant make swimmers.
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« Reply #24 on: July 2, 2003 06:02 pm CDT »
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Girls cant make swimmers.


It's true! lol
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« Reply #25 on: July 2, 2003 06:38 pm CDT »
Girls can make.... -.- die! There not swimmers tho hehe
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« Reply #26 on: July 2, 2003 08:44 pm CDT »
Girls are lazy  :P
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Gotta love SBC with their 6Mbps tier for 45$
(Yes, on their site it only shows 3Mbps, but it is actually 6Mbps, I would know :)).

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« Reply #27 on: July 2, 2003 09:59 pm CDT »
yes extremely
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« Reply #28 on: July 2, 2003 10:23 pm CDT »
My mom had me be her mule today.  Wash car, clean house, mow lawn...
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« Reply #29 on: July 2, 2003 10:27 pm CDT »
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My mom had me be her mule today.  Wash car, clean house, mow lawn...


Thats because she had your uncle in her bedroom
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