I'm here to tell you all about a little story. This story is about a recent encounter of mine. One of epic proportions, laughter, drama, sadness, and heartbreak. Definitely an awared winner, this one is.
I was on my way back from the Emo Club coffe shop, when across the street, I noticed an apartment window open. It was the only light on on the whole street. From the window, I heard sounds... IT WAS THE SOUND OF A MAN IN DISTRESS!
I quickly rushed up to the floor that the window was on. I beat the door savagely. When the door finally opened, I saw a site. A great site. Riding on a pink dildo, was some guy.
I asked the guy, "OMG, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?". The dude replied, "Hail, friend! My name is Particle, mastah of the forums!". I WAS IN COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHOCK! "PARTICLE MAN, YOU'RE MY HERO, WHEN I FIRST JOINED YOUR FORUMS, I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO BANG YOU! BANG YOU HARD!"
The guy on the pink dildo did that Rock eyebrow thing. Then, he got off, turned his back towards me, bent over, and turned into the goatse man. The enormous size of his asshole took me by suprise, and my mouth started watering.
By this time, I had popped at least 8 boners. It was glorious. You know, Allen is g
ay, 69, Griff was here, etc.
The nazi forum crab started taking place in the happening. He came over, and started licking Particle's butthole. MMM LASERLY BEEFY. The nazi crab is reading this right now.
After the nazi crab was through with him, Celtic ran in, BUTT NAKED! His needle dick disgussed Particle, and he was dismissed immediatly.
Then, Enter Darwin. He googly eyed his way into the room, and he got his malarkey packed by the Pringle Man tank. But the Pringle Man wasn't man enough. DARWIN needed MORE! Particle walked over to Darwin, and let him have it.
Kenshin walked in on all this hu-bub, and wanted in on the action first thing. He couldn't take it anymore, but no one would do him! So he jacked it in the corner by himself. Poor guy.
Pecker was a girl, so she was never there. Sorry.
Then Nuro came in, but his virgin eyes couldn't handle it, so he passed out. I then proceeded to violate his butthole, but Kenshin attacked me over the privelage of breaking in his (poopshoot?)
After everyone got a taste of their own sloppy seconds, theyall passed out, except me. I walked out of the room, and continued going home. THEN I BURNT THE HOTEL DOWN AND WALKED AWAY SLOWLY WEARING COOL GLASSES WHILE TOTAL BADASS MUSIC WAS PLAYING.
The end.
Sike. This was all pure fantasy, none of it REALLY happened... Or so they want to believe.
