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Shorty

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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2002 06:28 pm CST »
dude, ill tear your forking eyes out and let you crawl around, then wander out the back door.
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2002 06:30 pm CST »
And I will castrate you with a pair of pliers.
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2002 06:33 pm CST »
thats cute, but that will be an impossiblity without your eyes.... maybe ill just jab a pencil in them... who knows... maybe id just beat you... with my fists none of that p*ssy malarkey with weapons
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2002 06:36 pm CST »
Ever had a nice, warm, fluffy thought Shorty?  Ooops, thats just gas...


Cmon man, dont you ever think nice thoughts?  I mean cmon!  Think of the children!
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2002 06:46 pm CST »
No Darwin, i do not think of nice thoughts.

But, however, i have a semi nice plan to destroy human life as we know it and alls i need to do is pass a psych test, then ill cause nuclear holocaust and wait for the russians to launch their full arsenal, due to my one missile i will set off, then the planet will be peacefull again.

NO MORE MOTHER forkERS
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2002 06:48 pm CST »
Funny thing there Shorty. I could find the average mans penis with my eyes closed, seeing as it is right where the legs meet. As for you... I would have to spend more time, but I think I could pull it off.

I will beat you with my fists! I am a tough ass over the intraweb!!111

I can handle myself quite nice in fights, thank you.
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2002 06:49 pm CST »
with 5 phone calls, and two hours to get there, muh boys will tear you up
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2002 06:51 pm CST »
Oh yes, your 'boys' can come, too. While you stand there with your friends trying to get me and come out and get some mansex, I will be loading my gun. Come on over. Make those calls.
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2002 06:53 pm CST »
ROFL
these guys dont fork around, theyll come high, with the shotgun in freds truck, then we got steve, dont fork with him he might bring his 9mm
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2002 06:55 pm CST »
Cant we all just... Go to bed?
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2002 06:56 pm CST »
OMG! Not the 9mm! My house is brick, it won't be doing much. I don't exactly fool around either. And I live in Georgia, where every other neighbor owns a shotgun. Come on down. You won't be going back. And I would also love to see them trying while high. While you are shooting at the lights, I will simply shoot you with rifles.

Have you any idea how retarted a conversation like this is? You aren't going to come here. You talk the talk, but you are still crawling down the sidewalk.
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2002 06:58 pm CST »
give me an address, and ill make it down there by new years
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2002 07:04 pm CST »
I can supply a pit-stop if you need one...
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2002 07:05 pm CST »
ahhh the march to the sea, remember that in history class, where the north forkED YOU GUYS UP...
whore
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Re: you broke the last straw
« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2002 07:06 pm CST »
lol philly to georgia, but where in georgia
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