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question, plz answer maturely
« on: August 3, 2003 06:13 am CDT »
I have a question, and its kinda embarrasing, and I am not about to ask my parents.

Ok, I just got out of the shower, and I laid down in bed about to fall asleep.  Suddenly, my penis started to hurt, a throbbing pain.  It kept going on and on for about 10 seconds, and then it stopped.  I think it was going along with my heartbeat, i dunno.  Is this normal for it to hurt somtimes?  It hurt so bad I nearly fell out of bed.
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« Reply #1 on: August 3, 2003 06:20 am CDT »
Heh, can't believe you'd post this on the forums..

I dunno man, never happened to me.. I've had a sharp pain in my nuts before but not my rocket.

Did you take an extra long warm shower? That might have somthin to do with it.
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« Reply #2 on: August 3, 2003 07:02 am CDT »
It was a pretty hot shower, i guess, but normal length... til i ran outta hot water actually.  But, yeah, maybe.  It just scared the hell outta me when it happened.
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« Reply #3 on: August 3, 2003 07:31 am CDT »
Is it how kinda every once in a while, your piss stings really really bad? It almost feels like you're pissing acid? Or did it just feel sore? Are you a chronic masturbator? Cause if you whack it a lot, it gets sore sometimes. (Serious. Believe me, I'd know. :D)
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A two minute some is just one minute and 59 seconds too god damn long! AI AI AI AI AI

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« Reply #4 on: August 3, 2003 08:02 am CDT »
LoL, chronic masturbation... hahahahahahahahaha  :lol:

no, it just happned.  Ive had my pee feel a little funny every once in a while, but never grab your crotch and hope it falls off pain while peeing (hope i never get a urinary tract infection).
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« Reply #5 on: August 3, 2003 08:02 am CDT »
Dude...

Quote from: "http://www.cdc.gov/nchstp/dstd/Fact_Sheets/FactsGonorrhea.htm"
What are the signs and symptoms of gonorrhea?

When initially infected, the majority of men have some signs or symptoms. Symptoms and signs include a burning sensation when urinating and a yellowish white discharge from the penis. Sometimes men with gonorrhea get painful or swollen testicles.
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« Reply #6 on: August 3, 2003 10:14 am CDT »
lol, nah, no STD's. Its like a.. once in every two year thing, I think its something I eat or something, but it hurts like hell >_<

and its never a lot too
like one or two little squirts.

It's terrible, cause you have to piss in bursts, to recover from the pain =P

Has NO ONE else had this happen? =\
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« Reply #7 on: August 3, 2003 11:15 am CDT »
lol... should have just msged me... instead of going here... or asking like pecker... shes old she should know lol... plus her name is pecker sheesh

if uve been sexually active... hit the clinic.. if not... then theres nothing to worry about... i don't think...

it could be anything... could just have been something u pulled

yeah agnt..... sometimes... it hurts BAD when i piss.... thank god its not just me! and it doesn't happen often

but.... i havn't been to the clinic or anything.. so it could be an std  :oops:
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« Reply #8 on: August 3, 2003 04:09 pm CDT »
Darwin has kidney stones! and hes trying to flush it out!!!!  j/p
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« Reply #9 on: August 3, 2003 06:07 pm CDT »
*waits for Celtic to say something flippin stupid
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« Reply #10 on: August 3, 2003 06:17 pm CDT »
Quote from: "xkenshinx"
lol... should have just msged me... instead of going here... or asking like pecker... shes old she should know lol... plus her name is pecker sheesh



Just cause my name is Pecker, doesn't mean I have one! I dunno about this stuff!! lol
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« Reply #11 on: August 3, 2003 06:33 pm CDT »
You have one. *looks at Pecker's hubby*
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« Reply #12 on: August 3, 2003 06:36 pm CDT »
rofl at crash  :D
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« Reply #13 on: August 3, 2003 06:41 pm CDT »
Quote from: "Crash"
You have one. *looks at Pecker's hubby*


Ok, I asked him, he says it's never happened to him so I can't help ya! lol
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« Reply #14 on: August 3, 2003 07:12 pm CDT »
*out of the blue*

Ever been kicked in the balls so hard that you felt like throwing up?
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