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xkenshinx

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« Reply #15 on: August 3, 2003 07:26 pm CDT »
GOD no

but i heard of a story..... from a friend of a friend of a friend.... etc...

that this guy was kicked so hard.... that one of his unlucky balls actually went up into him.... and the doctor had to..... ahhhhh malarkey its painful just explaining it... i have trouble beliving that though

and i was just teasing u pecker like always  :wink:
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« Reply #16 on: August 3, 2003 07:50 pm CDT »
Quote from: "xkenshinx"
if uve been sexually active... hit the clinic.. if not... then theres nothing to worry about... i don't think...


me = still a virgin
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« Reply #17 on: August 3, 2003 08:00 pm CDT »
Ever seen jackass, cup test? -.- They are stupid as cows! :D He almost thru up one time
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icl0lnz: ur a forking loser ass son of a unsavory woman
DainBramage559: oh i should just go to hell!

Pecker - "PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND ANSWER AIM!!!"

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« Reply #18 on: August 3, 2003 08:29 pm CDT »
One time, I tried jumping over this wooden fence and it caught my leg and I landed on my balls.. breaking the wooden fence. Luckily I didn't land directly on them, but it still hurt like hell.. Ahh, it hurts just talking about it.  >_<

It was this kind of fence
 <img src = "http://www.saddleking.com/farm/fence.jpg">
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« Reply #19 on: August 3, 2003 08:34 pm CDT »
yeah but i also mean oral sex..
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« Reply #20 on: August 3, 2003 08:35 pm CDT »
He hasn't gotten that either  :P )  

I think he'd know if he had Herpes. Isn't herpes like the only STD you can get from oral?
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« Reply #21 on: August 3, 2003 09:01 pm CDT »
Nah Im sure you can get somethin else from oral, too.

Oh, yeah, ive gotten oral, but it doesnt count  :?

Should I be happy or sad?
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« Reply #22 on: August 4, 2003 03:28 am CDT »
I wouldn't worry about it..

If it happens again, then call a doc.

One of my grandfather used to take care of horses for horse racers, he was backkicked one time, and one of his nuts were kicked up inside.

They never did pull it back down.
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« Reply #23 on: August 4, 2003 04:21 am CDT »
/me is really glad she has no "nuts".
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« Reply #24 on: August 4, 2003 05:33 am CDT »
Yeah, well, you got boobs   :wink:
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« Reply #25 on: August 4, 2003 06:25 am CDT »
Oooh, I think I solved your riddle Darwin.  You probablly got a little bit of soap in your urethra.

I just remembered, that's happened to me before.. burns like hell.
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« Reply #26 on: August 4, 2003 06:27 am CDT »
NoNoNo, it wasnt that.  In fact, I was just rinsing off in the shower before I went to bed.  I didnt use soap or anything.  I got into bed, and then suddenly I could feel my heartbeat in "it", and it started to hurt really bad.
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« Reply #27 on: August 4, 2003 06:28 am CDT »
Muscle spasm?

Ah, oh well.
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« Reply #28 on: August 4, 2003 06:59 am CDT »
Well I don't think you can get STDs of the breast, so I think Pecker and I are ok =)
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« Reply #29 on: August 4, 2003 07:18 am CDT »
I wonder if its possible for a guy to get breast cancer o.0
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