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« Reply #30 on: August 8, 2003 09:38 pm CDT »
yay! k, i just got back, and he said that its actually quite normal, and it isnt going to cause any problems in the future, unless it swells up, or gets larger which he said they rarely do, it wont go away, but later on after i have kids and all that, he said they can surgicallyremove it, but if they were to do that now, then there could be a chance that it would interrupt something and cause infertility. he said everything was alright, and i didnt have signs of a hernia or anything, and this wouldnt hurt me in football or weightlifting!! so i am VERY relieved lol, oh, and he told me to examine them like every month, so anyways, im happy heh :shock: which i have no idea how, cause i havent had sex.. but like 2 weeks before this, i got oral, so i was soo worried lol) ok, well thanks for keeping this a mature post guys, and thanks for the help
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« Reply #31 on: August 8, 2003 10:57 pm CDT »
I bet you feel pretty good now dont ya? Did you escape the finger thing?? On the first page when you said you wanted a guy doctor to check your prostate that is a bad choice, guys have big wide fingers man and thats not good.

Yeah, and I know that because my science teacher told us that. And its a public school in case you were wondering.
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« Reply #32 on: August 9, 2003 04:29 am CDT »
haha yep, i escaped the finger thing!! w00t!! lol, yeah.. well my friend got it cause he had an infection due to not masturbating or having sex lol, so the sperm just built up, so GUYS, if u dont want an infection down there, REMEMBER TO MASTURBATE!! lol, at first, i thought the doctor was gonna say, this was caused due to not masturbating, or having sex enough, and his prescription would be to do more masturbating.. lol if that was the case, i would me amazed.. i do it enough haha ok, anyways
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« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2003 06:12 pm CDT »
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so GUYS, if u dont want an infection down there, REMEMBER TO MASTURBATE!!


Tell that to Nurosaki  :?
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« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2003 06:19 pm CDT »
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so GUYS, if u dont want an infection down there, REMEMBER TO MASTURBATE!!

Tell that to Nurosaki  :?


Sucks for you...
I was born without them.
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« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2003 07:22 pm CDT »
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Sucks for you...
I was born without them.


rofl
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« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2003 07:24 pm CDT »
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Sucks for you...
I was born without them.


What else where you born without.. ?

Balls, penis, etc. ?
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« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2003 12:16 am CDT »
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Tell that to Nurosaki  :?


Your gunna get some pain killers.. probably valium or oxycontin!  Those things rock =)
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« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2003 12:50 am CDT »
Wisdom teeth, geniuses.
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« Reply #39 on: August 11, 2003 12:52 am CDT »
They won't give valium to a minor...

It eats away your body too much.
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« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2003 12:53 am CDT »
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probably valium or oxycontin!  Those things rock =)


Woohoo, atleast I have somthing to look forward too.  :)
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« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2003 01:08 am CDT »
You dont believe me? The orthodontist said that I DO NOT HAVE THEM, My mom never got them either. Just think, Where they are supposed to be..There is nothing, Even below the gums
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« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2003 02:00 am CDT »
Oxycotin is a white trash drug.
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« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2003 04:27 am CDT »
HEY!! what u got against red necks? lol jk, :-P
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« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2003 04:29 am CDT »
Hmm. Sorry.  Maybe not rednecks in particular.  I mean white trash.  Im gonna change the post.
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