1. Cover your stump before your hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
3. Dont be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Dont be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You cant go wrong, if you shield your dong.
7. If youre not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think shes spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She wont get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you go in to heat, package your meat.
13. While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap you member.
16. Never, ever deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
17. Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
18. The right selection will protect your erection.
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
21. No glove, no love.
