To sum it up, two ants decided they were going to kill the neighbourhood dog that was digging up their antholes, and they figured that it would be easiest when the dog was sleeping. So at night, they launched their assault on the dog. The jumped and bit and scratched and tired themselves out, and the dog didn't so much as wake up. And as luck would have it, the dog rolled over in his sleep and crushed the ants.
And stop being a yes-man, Bandwagon Boy.