-I swear to your gods that you people post 200% gayer stuff when I'm not here just because you know I can't make fun of you.
-What's up with all the IS queers here? Where did they come from?
-Older women arn't attractive.
-Poetry sucks, everyone stop making stupid malarkey up.
-Races are boring, and fighter jets should be in Iraq killing, not here flying over fat drunk people.
-General is gay. Period.
-You people have no skill in flaming at all, quit acting like you're making General feel told.
-You people say contradict way too much.
-Everyone stop trying to copy my typing style. Feel free to revert to all lower case and no punctuation at any time, please. You're not impressing anyone.
-No one wants to visit you, Newbie, get over it.
-If you think it's funny, chances are it's not.
-Darwin is a dorkus.
-Pecker is a man.
-"Whys it getting all emo around here"
-No one plays tRPG anymore, and if they do they play in our server. (If it's even still up...)
-If posts are not concerning one of the following topics, they arn't worth talking about, and should be deleted immediately, if not sooner:
*Girls (hot, asian, naked, or awesome)
*Guitars and Basses
*Lumberjacks, Pirates and Ninjas
*Cult Leadership 101
*My homework answers
*Any ps2 game that I own
*Times you got hit by a car
*Girls
*Porn
*Girls
*How awesome I am
*Things that piss you off
*Beat up 1996 Blue Chevy Luminas (My badass mobile)
*Beating up little kids
*Tony's Cajun Seasoning
*Freebording
*Girls
*Ninja Turtles, Kirby, or SonicX
I expect some immediate and drastic reform. Please comply. Thank you.