Ok, 24 pages, this needs to be done.
Once upon a Pecker there was a black large and gruesome man who was extremely gh3y. He resisted many beatings from his pecker. General died. Who then will stop General from Lastwish, the hobo freaky woman killed General. General was violated by his mother. General then stopped spamming. SUPERDARWIN used spamming techniques. General's asshole was in constant jeopardy. GE then got pissed at General for being. Pecker loves SuperDarwin's SuperSexiness which is an ugly foot. Darwin's foot was up General's ass. Tomorrow, General will cry. Darwin laughs as General cries in his closet. (New paragraph, this ones gettin too long lol)
Darwin doesn't like Darwin's dumbasses. Dumbasses like General was owned like Darwin. General took a hint and got the fork off the forums. Everybody hates General. General is prissy and everyone hates Silvanoshei. Silv > General. Darwin's dick is larger than life. Now Darwin sleeps in his Pile O' Women. His "PileO'Women" is warm and wet. Kenshin owns but not all over the women that Darwin piled up. Pecker is my lover. This thread is kinda annoying. Pecker loves me. Kenshin is Pecker's lover. Kenshin has big dreams! Pecker is sweet and General's lover. Razore dies.
One time Kenshin was smokin crack while making with General a large bong. Then they killed each other. Pecker and General had a deathmatch and General died. Then Pecker became General's unsavory woman. General wishes he had a life. Pecker got Cheez It's from the store. General likes teh local store. He also likes teh Rooster. GE likes curly fries. Pecker loves Bob & Mikey. So then General dies.
A woman has a big strap on named Sir-Dick. Black-Ice is my whore. While things scream for help whilst they rape General. General likes inspecting animals. Purple-HaZe has a tumor and is rarely aroused. SuperPecker is often gentle and pops many soda cans.
Sometimes I hurt myself when I'm afraid that Santa Clause brings coal to children. SuperDarwin brings love and hope for good little mongorians. JasonXero hopes that mongorians will rape General, and break down his wall!
Al Gore invented the internet the cops raped General. Tomorrow, Newbie is gonna squirt blasts of mustard all over the forums. Particle's is the best server but Dave's Custom Dedicated sucks. Razore's mother loves ham and sucks General's little cheese sticks. General loves little wangs. Jason_Xero is cooler than General. But really isn't. But really is. Razore isn't a dumbass.
SuperDarwin's SuperBanana somehow managed to lodge itself in blah. Time to kick General. The end. The start. Jtl needs a kick in the crotch because someone had chopped General's testicles off. General then died painfully. The world is mine. SuperDarwin fights my penis which pricks hot chick's soda cans, and bleeds profusely.
TexasChainsaw Massecre was neat. Darwin started to think, but was delayed in thought process by the large buttplug. He then had a prostate exam. And then he tripped on his erect penis. General had rigor mortis but really had EDS. Big Bertha had sexual relations with Bill Clinton. Jason_Xero <3's Bill's stapler.
Yeah, hi it's Saturday and you won't shut up. This particular thread blows donkey medulla omblomgatta, which crocodiles don't have. Happiness comes if your friend is drunk and high. So if you are then please grow a mullet. 486 laptops have enough power to crash Windows. Linux doesn't fart and is poor so they have a new invention called "The Dildotron 9000". Pecker uses it alot. It became highly addictive and radioactive. Pecker exploded into action and Silvanoshei gave himself a hickey on his elbow. Then Nitelthrome-X died.
Particle swore that Pecker would never have sex with General. That's ridiculous, but Pecker always needed a crud man. Black-Ice took the cookies and ate the banana. Hack-N-Slash bashed the hell out of my weiner. Which was very tiny and covered with rice that looked massive. Don't ever go there. Jenna sucks dick indeed. Very tiny ones.
and that's it so far and omg I can't believe I just did all that
