Keep on subject, Darwin.
I ended up eating some ham, turkey (more ham than turkey--mmmmm), rolls, home made macaroni, stuffing, mashed potatoes, noodles, brownies, cookies, Doritos (weird, I know), Sprite, and water.
Weight before: 281lbs
Weight after: 283lbs
Weight now: 280lbs
I don't know how that happened, really. I haven't even used the bathroom yet. On an interesting side note, I was wrestling with a family member, and he picked me up and slammed me on the ground with him still on top. We ended up breaking the floor, but it didn't hurt me at all, surprisingly. No joke. We moved the table to where we broke the floor so nobody would step on it and go through the carpet. Combined weight: 463 lbs. P.S. there are steel beams under the floor, 16" on center with 7/8" flooring.