Only a moron would try to jump an object that can easily roll on a skateboard.
Oh, and my thanksgiving..
I ate:
About a pound of a cow's ass
The same with a pig
(I don't eat turkey for the reason darwin mentioned.. Not because it makes you go to sleep, but because it dramatically slows down your matabolism)
A salad loaded with shrooms, gouda, cheddar so sharp it could cut the cheese, cucumbers, tomatos topped with a homemade creamy itallian dressing (my own secret stash)
To the side I had steamed broccoli and cauliflower smothered with bush cheese.
Oh, this all fits into my diet without binging at all.