(The story is being edited by me to flow better in the matters of commas, capital letters, periods and such. Errors may be made. I have made it into seven chapters.)
Subject: The excellent decision of a woman.
The Policeman and the Woman
Once upon a car, there was a doughnut that was slightly moldy. A cop saw her and slipped a twenty into her back pocket. A sphincter closed on a loaf of bread was eaten by the tall woman. The cop made a mockery of her, then gave her a big smack across her ankle. She pulled his badge and stapled his tounge to a beer can, and she offered him something to suck on--something that was sour and octangular. After the sexual encounter, her husband gently applied some lubrication and started to push his finger into his insanely large soda can. His wife had caught her tongue on a rusty nail and then bled into a matchbox-car that was somehow lifesize and purple.
SUPERDARWIN Is Born
The cop looked up at the sky and said "Look! It's a bird... it's a plane... it's SUPERDARWIN!!!!" Shortly After, the cop shot darwin in the right thrombus. SUPERDARWIN beamed the cop but missed and died. They buried his remains under a Starbucks cafe while the cop was eating doughnuts and drinking to get a buzz. Then SUPERDARWIN broke through, and flew into the floor smashing his big head on a giant guitar while chanting, "Death to democratic republics." Then SUPERDARWIN ate the cop and the doughnut and said, "I AM SUPERDARWIN, KING OF STUPIDITY." Then eViL beat SUPERDARWIN with an Acme SUPERDARWINBEATINGSTICK which resulted in a resonance cascade which killed SUPERDARWIN again, followed by a ripple in time and space. Therefore, SUPERDARWIN no longer can speak ever again. Only the smart people can climb upside down on parking-lots.
Pecker’s Ass
eViL smacks himself upside Pecker's ass. Pecker says, "Ouchies, that hurt like a *RADIOEDIT*" Then Pecker turns around and smacks Particle, because he's an awesome person.
The Woman and the One-Armed Prostitute
The woman stands up and yells, "REMEMBER ME?!?!?!?" We reply, "Hell no, shut up and sit--you *RADIOEDIT*!" Back down! The woman replied with, "Stupid people, you can kiss my white ass." A spacecraft hits her and landed on her. eViL kills 2 million people with a miniature blowup doll. Then eViL did something to warrant with the nuking of the stupid taliban faggots because he ate the forsaken cow with forsaken Chilian relish. then he prepared the sphincter for SUPERDARWIN to eat on. Then SUPERDARWIN trips through yomamma's bedroom. Then yomamma blatently screams, "A rubber bullet was shooting eViL but missed then hit Pecker's ass and then eViL's penis!!!" Krillin died, but they got hospitialized. Then they revived Krillin--Krillin dies. A one-armed bald prostitute made Krillin immortal, so the woman made eViL's left eye wiggle. Then the woman looked in the mirror. Behind her stood the one-armed prostitute. She said, "Get a new life."
The Sailor
Now the woman felt like crying because she felt insulted fact that the prostitute thought she wanted to get into bed with the woman, so then a sailor walks up to the woman and says, "Hey there little lady, what's wrong?" "I have tried to get a real man to have some emotion about the problems with her pimpmobile."
The Pimpmobile and the Bebop
The pimpmobile had run into a purple hippopotamus and the resulting shockwave smacked the metropolitan area and the alternator broke. The woman then proceded to board the nearest space shuttle going to the Bebop. She then asked for someone to repair her broken pimpmobile. Ed replied by shouting, "I'll fix your pimped-up pimpmobile!" The two girls climbed aboard the huge ship. They then took off for the planet Mars with the unrepaired pimpmobile. Pimpmobile died. Along the planet was floating debris of space ships.
A Colony of Dogs
When they came to a little colony of dogs near the water hole, they took [sentence was broken - incompleted and new sentence was started] A dog lifted his furry head and yelped because a large hand grabbed his sailor companion. The dog ate a mailman's dong with ketchup and the people rejoiced by setting the dog on fire.
