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Razore

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« on: January 25, 2004 07:22 pm CST »
19 Year old male, selling his virginity:

You are invited to bid on, well me! Yes i am a 19 year old male from down near Bournemouth and am selling my virginity to the highest bidding FEMALE. I am a genuine virgin, i suppose this is because i am very shy when it comes down to girls. So girls if you are reading this and are quite local, or even if your not, but can travel, why not place a bid? I am willing to sell my virginity to any female i was thinking of between the ages of 16-21, but let me know how old you are & where you are from and im sure we could sort something. I am selling this as i am desperate for money for a new car. If you have any questions, or would like a picture first, please email me http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... tegory=324
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2004 08:28 pm CST »
leave it to razore to find that one...
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2004 10:15 pm CST »
28 yr old male will rid you of your virginity

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=50340
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2004 11:55 pm CST »
Quote from: "Neoz"
28 yr old male will rid you of your virginity

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=50340


Rofl, Ebay Jigalo.. that's hilarious.  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2004 12:02 am CST »
Currently Razore is leading in the bids on the 19 year old...
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2004 12:38 am CST »
Quote from: "Hack-N-Slash"
Currently Razore is leading in the bids on the 19 year old...


(blatant spam but..) lmao
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2004 09:33 am CST »
Current bid:  GBP 2,000,100.00
Approximately  US $3,648,782.53  

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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2004 10:12 am CST »
US $4,560,932.56

damn these girls are desperate for cock...... sounds like mandy on a good day ;).
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2004 10:23 am CST »
Holy malarkey.. do you really think someone's gonna pay 4.5 mil for this guy?
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2004 11:13 am CST »
The item you requested (2982475476) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available.
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2004 04:40 pm CST »
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US $4,560,932.56

damn these girls are desperate for cock...... sounds like mandy on a good day :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2004 05:07 pm CST »
It was his attempt at being funny.
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2004 05:08 pm CST »
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It was his attempt at being funny.

there is a difference between funny and fact... my statement was merely fact.
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2004 05:17 pm CST »
oh snapx2
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