"Boom Cars" heh

[Darwin]

I recieved a reply from AOL:

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The original message was received at Sun, 11 Apr 2004 23:11:42 -0400
(EDT)
from web10703.mail.yahoo.com [216.136.130.211]


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Somehow this correspondence left me feeling totally reamed.  This is how AOL speaks to the laypeople?

[UnderGod]

When you send the message you had the special characters in there to show that it was fowarded.

Resend it without those.

That was an automatic reply.

[Darwin]

Tell me what I need to change.  That was the exact mail sent...

[Crash]

Change the subject line to simply "Abuse"

[KoRo]

Abuse

[UnderGod]

Well, I got a reply from him..

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I didn't register the website.  If what you're saying is correct (and I  
have no reason to believe you) then whoever registered it obviously
thought highly of my website.

What's important for YOU, JERK, is that my website explicitly states
that boom car boys and car audio freaks are prohibited from writing to
me.  My website is there for VICTIMS of boom car noise oppression -- not
perpetrators.  Got it, STUPID?

I didn't put the website up because I want to argue with you bums.  
Frankly, you don't have a case.  You're all MORONS, and not worth talking
to. You can, however, be pests.  

Because you sent me harassing email in defiance of my prohibition, I am
forwarding it to abuse@yahoo.com.

I have right of reply to your harassment, since you initiated the
correspondence.   Here is my reply:

YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FILTHY BLOB OF CYTOPLASM.  LEAVE ME ALONE !  YOUR
TRASHY OPINION DOES NOT AFFECT ME. YOU ARE A NUISANCE, PEST, AND
CRIMINAL GUILTY OF EMAIL STALKING AND HARASSMENT.


I used a yahoo account for this. I see how he wants to play, and it is game on. If he wants to play INC, then I can do the same.. Stand by for the reply I am going to write to him.

[Darwin]

All he did was call you names in that reply.  Call him a doodiehead or noodlebrain.

[Particle]

Got my first polite email back from this man just now, but not about the issue.

[UnderGod]

Here is the reply I shall make with your approval =)

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Dear Mr. Wright,

I thank you deeply for your reply to the e-mail I sent to you. That is what I would have expected of a reply if I had made any direct attacks against someone. However, since I of course didn't make any direct attacks against you, the joke you sent me was humorous indeed.

Since you are a well educated man, you should know by my first e-mail that I am no way affiliated with your "boom-car boys." This is of course because I never mentioned to you that I was in the first place. It is very cunning of you to make a joke like this.

Your "reply" to my e-mail was even more keen than the first part of it. After all, Only an educated man like yourself could come up with such a devastating reply with the caps lock on. This right here truly shows how funny an educated man like yourself can be. I give you a hand with honors for your sense of humor.

With small talk behind us now, we can get down to business. I still have the most important question unanswered. What kind of music do you listen to? I urge you not to be so funny with your reply this time. When I read this in the morning sitting in my office with my cup of coffee, I couldn't do anything but laugh.

Sincerely,

Steven Moore


[Silvanoshei]

Send away.

[Lidge Farkley]

Your problem is with in your address to AOL...

Note:
"toTOSreports@aol.com"

I may be wrong, as I rarely use AOL any more, but I think the e-mail was just either "abuse@aol.com" or "TOS@aol.com" or "TOSabuse@aol.com" though... as I said I may be wrong.

Where did you get the e-mail from?
Aol could have supplied a faulty one... they do that on occasion.

[Darwin]

I just sent that to abuse@aol.com also.

I am saddened that he has not posted our emails on his site yet.

[UnderGod]

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Quit bothering me.  You must be a pathetic slob so desperate for
attention that you annoy people who want absolutely nothing to do with you.

EDIT: So I sent it again...

[Darwin]

He may have sent this to all of you who also emailed him:

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All of you have sent me uninvited, insulting, and harassing mail in the
past few days because you don't like my website about the boom car
menace.  I assume all of you frequent the same car audio forum, and that
you have targeted me for a hate mail campaign.

Would you believe that there are millions of other people in this
country who hate noise-makers and would like to have a little peace and
quiet?  Some of them are going for more extreme solutions than legal and
peaceful ones, such as websites.  Just today, a noise-maker in LA was
shot to death by a neighbor he was torturing:

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/news/021904_nw_music_murder.html

Here's another noise-maker who was shot dead, in Florida:

http://www.local6.com/news/2548505/detail.html

Now, mind you, I'm not advocating that anyone shoot you noise-makers,
but maybe you ought to think about this the next time you go booming
down the street in your boomcars.

And if you think your harassment is going to cause me to change
anything at my website, you're dreaming.

While some are driven to extreme solutions to defend themselves against
noise assaults, decent people around the country are asking their city
councils and police to get rid of boom cars.  These news stories are
just the tip of the iceberg:

http://members.aol.com/mpwright9/news.html

You boomheads need to take up another hobby.  I suggest checkers or
dominos.

I wrote him a reply:

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These non-"boomheads" are a menace to society!  You "filth" make baby Jesus cry!

Oh, and my and my comrades do not talk about you from a car audio messageboard.  No.  We are members of a computer programming forum.

Hugs and Kisses,

-John


[KoRo]

Abuse