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UnderGod

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« on: May 5, 2004 10:24 am CDT »
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OBJECTIVE
To obtain a position as a Network Engineer in a facility offering opportunities for growth and continued education.

QUALIFICATIONS
Windows95-Windows XP -- Home Computers and Workstations
WindowsNT4.0  Windows 2000 -- Servers
Computer Hardware Troubleshooting
Computer Software Troubleshooting
Small Network Troubleshooting
Small Network Management
Microsoft Office Suites
Customer Service
Telecommunications
Management Skills

EDUCATION
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Associate of Science Degree in Computer Networking Technology
Anticipated graduation date: January 06
Perfect Attendance Award
Presidents Honors Award

CERTIFICATIONS
A+ Certified
N+ Certified
Security+ Certified
MCSE Certified
MCSA Certified
MCDST Certified
CCIE Certified

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
Name Cut Out 2000-Present
Computer/Network Technician
Responsibilities Include: Troubleshooting various operating systems on home computers as well as workstations on small networks. Installed and managed small networks. Troubleshoot all first and second level technical issues. Conducted upgrade consultation to clients.

Name Cut Out 9/03-3/04
Telecommunication Advertisement / Customer Service
Responsibilities Include: Appointment setting for representatives to sell vinyl window products. Assisted previous customers over the phone about assortments of issues.


Think it is good?
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« Reply #1 on: May 5, 2004 10:33 am CDT »
YOUR HIRED!

yea it's good.
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« Reply #2 on: May 5, 2004 02:09 pm CDT »
Looks good Ozzy.. but I thought u said u are 16? Maybe I missed the sarcasium
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« Reply #3 on: May 5, 2004 03:01 pm CDT »
I am 16
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« Reply #4 on: May 5, 2004 03:33 pm CDT »
No offence but i hightly doubt that.
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« Reply #5 on: May 5, 2004 06:02 pm CDT »
Put in a crayon-drawn picture of your mommie's car at the bottom.  That'll wow your employer.
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« Reply #6 on: May 5, 2004 07:04 pm CDT »
If the crayon is a drawing of Benjamin, and by drawing I mean picture and by crayon I mean ink, then yes it surely will.  :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: May 5, 2004 07:05 pm CDT »
Double post.  :wink:
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« Reply #8 on: May 5, 2004 07:14 pm CDT »
its not hes saying that he cant achieve that at 16, its just that most of us probably thought he was alot older than 16?
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« Reply #9 on: May 5, 2004 08:01 pm CDT »
Quote from: "Hollywood"
Quote from: "WolfTones"
No offence but i hightly doubt that.

For somebody who can't spell offense, you have no room to doubt his capacity.


There are two ways to spell Offense/Offence.  One is the true English way, the other is the USA English way.

Offense=USA English
Offence=British English
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« Reply #10 on: May 6, 2004 09:51 am CDT »
I don't care how old you THINK I am.

I AM 16.
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« Reply #11 on: May 6, 2004 09:45 pm CDT »
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Quote from: "Hollywood"
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No offence but i hightly doubt that.

For somebody who can't spell offense, you have no room to doubt his capacity.

There are two ways to spell Offense/Offence.  One is the true English way, the other is the USA English way.

Offense=USA English
Offence=British English


And guess who lived in the United Kingdom!!
Nice one Farkley...
CAN YOU SAY HOLLYWOOD WAS....
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« Reply #12 on: May 6, 2004 10:05 pm CDT »
You sure showed me.  :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: May 6, 2004 10:10 pm CDT »
1. Thats the 1st time i used ebay. I'm still going to make my money on the posting, i'm not that stupid.

2. Where i come from ignorant means RUDE and pushy.

Anyway, i'm not here to flame, DON'T push me to far though!

Trust me!
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« Reply #14 on: May 6, 2004 10:21 pm CDT »
Words may have different spellings and perhaps phonetics in different countries, but they certainly never have different defintions. Ignorant does not mean "rude and pushy"; you just don't know what the word means, and you've been using it like a dumbass for years, apparently.

Good job.
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