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WolfTones

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« Reply #15 on: June 1, 2004 12:57 pm CDT »
Funny thing, yesterday my girlfriend was driving home and the breaks on her truck are bad and it was raining, she tryed to stop and they didn't stop her on time and she SLIGHTLY tiped the car in front of her, just enought force to put a little black mark on the guys car, he got out of his car and asked if she was allright and said "don't worry about it, go on home" :D lucky boache
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« Reply #16 on: June 2, 2004 12:47 pm CDT »
I was camping on a friends 50 acre land. It was really beautiful. It had a huge lake and lots and lots of trees. Well after setting up camp and killing a six pack I felt compelled to take a leak ( Go Figure). Went to a nice spot next to the fence of the property and let it go. To my surprise the owner of the property next to my friends had an electric fence. "Yeah I pissed on it" To this day i piss in open fields free of fences when I am camping!
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« Reply #17 on: June 2, 2004 12:54 pm CDT »
I was working out today with this playing in the background: http://marioridingcarrier.ytmnd.com/

It makes me laugh, thats why I had it playing.  Laughing while benching is not a good idea.  I almost dropped them on my face, stopped it an inch from my nose with my thumbs.
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« Reply #18 on: June 2, 2004 07:59 pm CDT »
You thought that was funny? I had it on for 2 seconds and It pissed me off! lol cmon Dar that's below power for you!
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« Reply #19 on: June 2, 2004 08:22 pm CDT »
Look at his eyes he looks forking insane!
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« Reply #20 on: June 2, 2004 08:45 pm CDT »
Yeah, it got old after 10 seconds or so.  :?
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« Reply #21 on: June 2, 2004 09:04 pm CDT »
I guess I may just be going off my rocker then.
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« Reply #22 on: June 2, 2004 09:06 pm CDT »
Yeah, definitely. I listened for a while because I just didn't find anything funny.  :roll:
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« Reply #23 on: June 2, 2004 10:07 pm CDT »
I accidentally slammed my dog's tail in the car door today.  Its, uh, a little bent.  Poor boy.
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« Reply #24 on: June 2, 2004 10:11 pm CDT »
I almost loaded a 60-mm mortar incorrectly (I started to load it, and was about to drop the shell in upside-down). Boy, was my face red...
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« Reply #25 on: June 2, 2004 10:17 pm CDT »
Quote from: "Darwin"
I accidentally slammed my dog's tail in the car door today.  Its, uh, a little bent.  Poor boy.


You ass.  :(
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« Reply #26 on: June 2, 2004 11:17 pm CDT »
Well hes still fine!  He was wacking me with his tail earlier when I was giving him my table scraps.
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« Reply #27 on: June 3, 2004 03:09 am CDT »
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I accidentally slammed my dog's tail in the car door today.  Its, uh, a little bent.  Poor boy.


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« Reply #28 on: June 3, 2004 07:20 am CDT »
Ok here is a stupid story for ya....

My dog Auscar (Austrailian Shepard) has one of them bark collars... He constantly barks I hear the beep and he keeps on barking... I am like damn I don't think it is working.... so i take it off of him shake it in my hand and hold on to the metal end. I came to find out it did really work. I also found out it makes a loud noise when thrown across a room
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« Reply #29 on: June 3, 2004 10:03 am CDT »
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Ok here is a stupid story for ya....

My dog Auscar (Austrailian Shepard) has one of them bark collars... He constantly barks I hear the beep and he keeps on barking... I am like damn I don't think it is working.... so i take it off of him shake it in my hand and hold on to the metal end. I came to find out it did really work. I also found out it makes a loud noise when thrown across a room


lol this one i like, esp. the last sentence.
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